Nothing very good is happening in the woman department these days. It could have something to do with the fact that I work from noon until eleven almost every day and can't go out with everyone
very often. It's also fucking overcast every day off I do get so I'm turning whiter than a fucking marshmallow.
I had fun last night when me and three of the guys headed out to the theater and saw the latest Die Hard for the second time. It was much better the second time around. There was a riddle where you had one five gallon bottle and one three gallon bottle and had to measure out four gallons precisely. Genius me had to explain the answer fifty times and even draw out a schematic doing so. Heath said that I was actually good for something.
That reminds me... Matt Spiroti, the Carolinian, has screwed this Chi Omega from Southwest Texas Matt's school named Christi. She's a snob on the bigger side but is still fairly attractive. I
rode in the back seat with her that last time I went to Pleasure Island when I brought Matt back home puking his guts out. Spiroti stood the fellows up Friday night after asking them to wait for him
and then disappearing with Christi and not coming back. He then called last night and said he was bringing a bunch of friends over to have a little party. Clint talked to him first and then Heath, who
was still a little perturbed, got on the phone. He asked him what has a small dick and hangs down. The answer, a bat. He then asked what has a big dick and hangs up... and did!!! We all had a damn good laugh at that one.
I went with Keven yesterday morning morning to Disney's River Country, the water (hole) park made back in the (Renaissance) seventies. It is free this month to employees so we decided to check
it out rather than paying the fifteen bucks. There are three, yes THREE, slides total and one is a kiddie ride! There is one little clean pool and the bigger one is connected to the lake that borders
many of the better resorts as well as the Magic Kingdom. We got free five dollar locker rentals from the guy working who then asked where we worked so the favor could be returned. Anyone with half a brain cell would know that's not the way things work around here but I laughed and agreed with him anyway.
We quickly completed the two big rides which were OK but didn't even compare to Adventure Island's smallest ride. There was a volleyball net in about three feet of water and we came up to some
people just horsing around. They asked us to join in and we played and had an awesome time. I joked that there actually was something fun to do in the park.
At the boat, a few more college program people have actually started working. There's this new girl named Dana who is doing the program for the second time. She's pretty tall and is cute, with
really nice thighs. She's from Massachusetts and wants to transfer to UF!!! to major in early childhood education. I was surprised at how much she paralleled Kristen. A lot of the people at work have kids already and I brought up the subject with her. She laughed and said that she doesn't have any yet but wants to have a lot once she is married. I think I asked her if she is Catholic but she said no.
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