June 21, 1994 - Tuesday - Erin can make ME happy!

     All kinds of things went wrong with our little coaster at work
today. It was actually quite a bit of fun and a nice change of pace.
First of all the mechanics told us that it would be "impossible" to
run more than one coaster today because they have found small cracks
in the bases of the seats on the coaster that need to be welded back
together. Thus an extremely long and slow moving line formed. I was
allowed to run the panel after spending my first two hours at the
height stick. As soon as I started we shut down for weather. As soon
as the storm had passed the real problems began.

     We dispatched the coaster for a test run and it stopped at the
top of the lift and we noticed that the lights indicated that the
block breaks were occupied. that was impossible with only one coaster
so we figured the rain had fucked up the sensors and called the
mechanics. They had a hell of a time finally coaxing the thing down
and one kept mumbling something about clearing the ghost train out of
the breaks. the lights suddenly just disappeared and everything
started working again until they tried to bring the coaster into the
queue house. I joked that they had to dispatch the ghost train first
and it turns out that the computer actually did think there was a
coaster in there. The mechanic couldn't explain why since the sensors
are magnetic and metal must be touching them for the computer to
receive a signal. I did find out that if we stuck a small piece of
magnet on one of the sensors, it would shut down the ride for a long
time before the mechanics would ever figure out what the hell was
going on!!!

     They finally got the thing running. I was later sent out to the
queue houses to do a time study and to explain to any irate guests
why the line takes so long and to generally keep everybody happy.
Erin and Erin came back and it was my time for break so I was told to
take Wilcox out to do what I was supposed to. I told her she has to
keep everybody happy and she complained that she doesn't know how. I
told her that I can tell her some ways to keep them happy and that
was pretty funny. I ended up taking her place when I came back and
she did boardwalk so we just hung out a lot and talked and horsed
around. I told her later when she left that she needs to call me and
she said that she knows.

     I was pleasantly surprised this morning when Shannon who was
doing boardwalk hung out with me and talked to me for quite a while.
For some reason that always cheers me up. It started sprinkling when
we were out there and I discovered a new turn on for me. The rain was
making small dots all over Shannon's shirt and they contoured her
chest perfectly and I loved it! I was later talking to Lisa who had
brought in some pictures of her wedding in a little album. I joked
with Steve that I wanted to see the pictures of the honeymoon and he
strongly agreed. I went down and asked her where those pictures were
and she laughed and told me that she has something better, video!!!
That was funny and I asked her how soon we get to see it but she
laughed and said not any time soon!

     I also said hello to Kerry and Lisa in the Roar Store and got my
big excited hello from Yvette. I got to do a little ass kissing in a
way because as I walked into the panel once, Ryan asked me if I could
stay any later. Both Jimmy and Jan were in there and I answered
quickly that I would and he seemed surprised that I wanted to so
readily. He then asked how late I could stay and I told him whenever
he wants. He laughed and said that's the kind of thing he likes to
hear! and this was right in front of Jan! Cool.

     What sucks is that I was there all day long and have no real
exciting stories about any female guests. Of course I saw a lot of
good looking ones, but no one special. What a wasted day...

June 20, 1994 - Monday - Bullshit works with Erin

Welcome back to work!!! It felt so good to be working again
around so many beautiful woman that I barely had to look at my watch
all day long. I arrived a little bit early and was allowed to park
patrol by Jimmy. I wasn't too surprised since I always get my way.
Steve Crump was in there and wanted to know why we always want to
park patrol and then said he wanted ten percent. I told him
truthfully that we don't find very much any more. I went and hung out
in the control panel for a few minutes and talked to Lisa about my
vacation and her wedding on the Kumba. I was looking frantically for
a wallet that was lost yesterday by a guest but I never found it and
later told August that since I didn't find it, probably nobody will
because I was very thorough.

I called the rear unloading position after break and there ended
up being four guys on the platform and we were hitting on every girl
that dared enter the queue house. We were guessing their ages and
then asking them to see who was right. There was a gorgeous one that
I had to ask once and she just smiled and walked away. I think she
didn't hear me because I am often soft spoken but of course the guys
didn't see it that way. Besides, I don't like hitting on girls like
that anyway. I am much more comfortable doing things my way which I
fortunately had the opportunity to do later. the girls seem to like
my way a lot better as well. I guess they do have an advantage if
they hit on every girl because some are bound to say yes and be
friendly but that's really not important to me.

I eventually got to do the panel and talked for a while with
Nilsa and Brian, mostly about how everybody on the ride gossips all
of the time. We then did some mean gossiping about Ronnie, but hell,
it's all true! At lunch I sat with August and James. A girl from
Tidal Wave who knows August sat with us and she looked really pretty
when she let her hair down. We all joked around with her which was
fun. There was this hispanic girl from food service who used the
telephone and was then talking to us. For some reason I felt really
confident with her and was hitting on her in front of everybody. I
kept asking her questions which the guys would then back me up on,
but she talked directly at me. She also was looking right into my
eyes with her big brown ones and I returned the extremely lustful
stare. I swore she wanted to fuck me right there on the table in
front of everybody!

As I was walking out the door I ran into Yvette and we were both
in an extremely talkative mood. She suddenly remembered that I had
been on vacation and asked how it was. She was then telling me about
the tickets she and her brother have gotten and how I should
seriously consider driving school. We joked around a little bit and I
left her feeling very happy for some reason. I guess some of that
energy she always claims and seems to have rubbed off.

I went to height stick for the last two hours and was trying to
flirt with a lot of girls. I succeeded with some good ones. One was a
country girl who was rather attractive and we were talking quite a
bit each time she came by until I had to leave. I wanted to walk
around with her after I got off but they were right in the middle of
the line and I didn't want to wait and I am glad I didn't because
things worked well with Erin. Fifteen minutes before that though,
Kristen walked up while I was talking to some woman and gave me a big
hug and an excited look since I am finally back. She showed me her
arm and she had broken it!!! Poor thing. She had a blue and orange
cast on though, Gator colors. We talked until she had to go check in.

Then I saw Erin walking up the handicap ramp and she saw me. We
both smiled really big at each other. She looked a little bit more
tan from her vacation to the keys but not to much. She stopped to say
hello and I asked her how it was. She had a lot of fun. She then went
and found out she had to do boardwalk so she was soon back talking to
me. She told me how some lesbians had hit on her which was pretty
funny. She finally decided to go run around boardwalk real quick and
I gave her puppy eyes and asked why she was leaving me. She smiled
and said she'll be back real soon. By then I was off but I hung out
and talked to her for a few minutes.

She told me that she is deaf because her father always made her
sit next to the engine of the boat when they went out. She then asked
me when I am going to Adventure Island! I figured she'd forget about
it and I wasn't going to seem to eager and ask just yet. It felt
fucking awesome to be pursued, if only a tiny bit. I then told her
all of the days that I work late and want to go in the morning. She
said she doesn't know if she works tomorrow but if she does we'll
compare our schedules, or she'll call me at work.

She joked that she'll ask for Dan and say it's an emergency. I
then remembered and asked why she left that day before her vacation.
She said her house had been broken into and was saying how she'll
soon get to go reclaim stolen goods through the insurance company.
She's excited about the jewelry part. Little dork Mike, whom they
call Doogie Howser, was there at height stick and kept being
perverted and butting into our conversation. I asked Erin to come
walk with me out and she did. I noticed the cute girl in the photo
shop looking at the two of us talking and laughed to myself.

Erin had her hair down and I said it doesn't seem much shorter
to me since she cut it. She said that everybody else has noticed and
I said that I never really had the chance to see it down before she
cut it. I then told her that I like it down and she smiled like she
really enjoyed the compliment enough to make me blush a little bit.
She also told me that she had called in yesterday because they
decided to stay an extra day down there. I had been waiting for that
moment to use the bullshit I had planned yesterday, and told her how
I had come in to see her but she wasn't there and I was really upset.
She played along and said that I should be and we laughed together. I
told her that it just ruined my day. It was really funny and worked
perfectly! We then said goodbye as it was time to part.

June 19, 1994 - Sunday - Shari's birthday ticket!

I once again know what it feels like to be broke. The unexpected
downfall in my finances came last night on the drive home from Geogia
near the city of Forsyth. I came over a hill a saw a new red Crown
Victoria turning around in the median. As I started at the idiot
turning around on the interstate I started in horror into the glasses
of a Monroe county sheriff officer in an unmarked car. He pulled up
and I was already way slowed down. He came up on my ass anyway and
tuned on his lights and pulled me over, citing me with eighty-four
miles per hour in a fifty-five zone!!! FUCK!!!!! My first God damn
speeding ticket. SHIT!!!

On Shar¡'s birthday, no less. It's probably the cunt's fault
anyway.

I have that to look forward to paying. I went with Chrissy today
to Busch Gardens and then to Circuit City to buy a stereo like I've
been waiting so long to do. Mother kept bitching that I had to wait
until I got home. The model I wanted and loved so badly, and that was
supposedly their best seller was discontinued within a period of two
weeks! Shit again! I tried another Circuit City and got the same
reply. I finally used my last resort and headed into Tampa Bay Mall
and bought a more expensive Panasonic that I had seen earlier. It's
really nice and I like it a lot now especially because this one has a
remote control which the others didn't. It ended up costing just
under four hundred dollars!!!

We had fun at Busch Gardens at least. We looked first at Myombe
Reserve and were near a family from Ireland with awesome accents.
There were two young daughters and I loved it. We then rode the
Questor and there was absolutely nobody in line which was surprising
for a Sunday.

June 9, 1994 - Thursday - I get Erin for half off!

Today actually went pretty well. I didn't have to be at work
until after two so I arrived at Adventure Island just as it opened at
nine in the morning. I ran to my chairs in front of the wave pool and
started reading Stephen King's The Dark Half some more. I finished
off the second hundred pages today before rolling over to get some
sun on my back for a little while. There was a group of fifteen young
girls on one side of me and I had a nice time looking at them every
once in a while. I left in time to shower and change and then have
lunch at Burger King before going to work.

I came across Briana and Jamey doing a trash run and Jamey said
they were just talking about how he and I finished an entire run in
twenty-five minutes the other day and Nilsa had given them well over
an hour and a half!!! I then walked up to the platform and got a big
welcome hug from Jennifer and a brief story about her newest
boyfriend, a guy who works at Food Lion and Jiffy Lube. I then went
upstairs and got ragged on because of the hug. Erin worked the same
shift as I did and she soon came in to the panel. She joked about
going home right then because we had too many people and we laughed
as I said it was nice of her to drop by.

I headed out to the height stick and Erin went to the button
where I could see her by simply turning around. I was also flirting
quite a bit with the girls in the photo booth. I called Latina once
because I saw her standing with Erin and we started talking. She said
she was being a pimp and I asked her how much Erin costs. Erin said
to ask me something but she answered me instead. She said it would be
a hundred dollars an hour and I said ok, but she then said I get half
price so I ordered her for eight hours. We had a pretty good laugh
and I know a lot of the conversation got to Erin. Chris Hunte soon
joined in on my side as well.

I told a woman once that her little girl couldn't sit on the
wall. As she went to take her off, she sat her cup on the wall and
then knocked it over spilling it all over the ground. I told her they
would refill it at the stand but she said she was more worried about
the mess she made than getting any more. I left it at that until I
finally had the new guy stand there for me while I surprised her by
taking her container and having the food booth refill it with Diet
Coke for her. It felt really good to do something so nice.

June 8, 1994 - Wednesday - Krishna rides her horse!

Hairy Krishna! Hairy Krishna!

It was just another sorry ass half day at work again and I'm
getting rather sick of it. I so much would rather work a full shift
and get my hours over with in as few days as possible. Oh well. It
took a little bit of effort to wake up this morning, and I topped it
all off by spilling a bunch of my corn flakes all over myself.
Optimism won out though as I figured that meant I'd have a better day
at work since my luck at home wasn't any good. I then heard a story
on the Power Pig about all of the religious sects who are saying that
tomorrow is the end of the world where all evil will get plucked out
of the world at once. Great, what a way to end the week.

I walked into the Congo office and was relieved as Melissa was
sitting in the chair. She's a lot less strict sometimes and I didn't
shave or anything. She asked me what I wanted to do and I said park
patrol, of course. I then hung out for a few minutes and talked with
her. She told me that she's leaving me and I wondered why she was
making such a big deal out of it. I played along and then found out
that she meant she's transferring and I acted depressed. She's making
assistant unit supervisor maybe up at Questor or guest relations.
Everybody thought the news was wonderful as they found out later on.

I went and did my track run and only found about a dollar. It's
really not worth it anymore getting all sweaty and dirty when there's
not nearly as much stuff in the track as there use to be. It's the
landscapers [snip] faults because they get everything now before we
do. I got pissed as I saw two guys who should have been working just
looking for money in the bushes. I'm paid to fuck around, they're
paid for manual labor and shouldn't be doing that.

I joked around with Lisa who is getting married on Friday
possibly on the Kumba. I was also joking around with Latina and later
on I talked a while with Shannon when she came in. I then headed out
to boardwalk and started to have fun. There were two of us out there
and virtually no trash anywhere. I saw my other Lisa in the Roar
Store and was glad to have someone to rescue me from the boredom. We
started talking about her hair which she liked when it was longer and
I was trying to boost her morale about it which she seemed to
appreciate. We also talked about high school. She went to private
Catholic school all of her life but finished up at Chamberlain.

I kept going back and visiting her every once in a while for as
long as I could. We started talking about single people and I
mentioned that there are no single girls up at the Kumba. She said
that there is a new young girl who is short but really attractive who
works this Friday and I acted excited about that. She was telling me
a little bit about this gorgeous darker Spanish girl named Krishna
whom I have seen since I started but have really slacked in never
talking to her. I did say hi to her a couple of times with Chris
Hunte by my side yesterday but that was the first time. Speaking of
Chris, he told me this morning that [snip], but I am still not sure of the validity of what he said, but my hopes are high!!!

Lisa said something about how she was single for a long time
without dating. I joked that wouldn't have helped us because we were
little kids then probably. I said that since she a little older, but
not really that much. She corrected me that it was just recently. She
was also telling me about how she and her boyfriend dated when they
were younger. She was thirteen when he was sixteen which
automatically tells me a lot about him. She said that she was really
cute back then, and I told her that she still is even with short hair
and she really liked that. She was also standing on a box behind her
register so she could be as tall as me and I thought that was funny.

I got paged up to the control panel and was relieved as I got
the control panel. Actually I complained to Melissa that I didn't
want it since I was having fun out on boardwalk. We talked for a few
minutes and then she asked me where I am going for lunch. I didn't
know so she offered that we could go to the Festhaus together and we
soon left. She called Shannon up to replace me and I told her we were
going to dinner. Shannon came up to me later and grabbed my arm and
joked as she said that she thought I didn't like Melissa and then
hinted that Melissa and I were doing other things than just eating
while we were gone. It was funny. melissa and I sat opposite of mike
and the two new guys. I had a huge roast beef sandwich on Cuban bread
with mushroom gravy everywhere. I also had a huge plate of rice
covered with black eyed peas. It was really good and I was stuffed. I
saw and talked to Rebecca Sanborne for a few minutes before we
finally left much later than I should have.

Lisa was on boardwalk then but she was going home right as I got
back and I took over for her which was cool. I was looking at these
two gorgeous girls in line and Lisa was laughing that I'm worse than
any of them so I complained that all of the girls that work here are
getting married and she snickered. I went back to the Roar Store to
hang out with Lisa some more. I asked her once if she knows Karen and
she said yes and we talked about her for a few minutes. It was
getting close to twelve thirty when she would get her only break for
the day given by Krishna. She had said that Krishna came in an hour
early by mistake and was then running late. She then let me buy a
buffalo nickel from her that some guy had spent and I was pretty
happy because that is my first. Two of her big supervisors walked up
then and I had to take off for a few minutes although I joked with
them for a second and laughed with them.

I was then walking around with August out on the boardwalk when
Krishna walked by. I smiled and said hi as she passed and August was
impressed after he asked if I know her or just said hi and I said the
later. I soon decided that there was no better time than then to
start talking to Krishna so I went over with a moth in my stomach
(not butterflies, just a tiny bit of nervousness since first
impressions mean the world). I asked her if they finally let Lisa
leave and she laughed and said yes. She then started complaining
about the weather which is a typical beginning and I said it didn't
bother me. She laughed that neither the heat nor the rain bothers me
and I realized that she had noticed me yesterday. Cool!

We started talking to briefly get to know one another. I laughed
to myself at how routine this conversation has become. I asked her
how long she has worked here and liked how she asked me the same
question back. I then told her I only work summers and she asked
where I go to school and what I am trying to be. I would have
volunteered the pre med stuff anyway but I was flabbergasted (he he!)
that she was taking an interest in the conversation. I am so used to
leading the conversation myself but she was helping out and I liked
it a lot! Only now am I starting to realize what all she was doing
while we talked. She said that she is going to HCC and after I asked
her where she went to high school, she said Venezuela!!! I joked that
I probably won't recognize the high school then and she laughed and
agreed.

The only thing is that she has a somewhat heavy accent and I
have to talk loud and plain for her to hear me, but I wasn't having
too many problems. I asked her what she did after coming in an hour
early and she looked surprised and asked how I knew that until she
realized Lisa had told me. She then was mentioning that it takes her
a while to get here and I asked her where she lives. When she said
Town n Country I suddenly remembered someone telling me that and told
her I do to. She said she lives behind the Wal Mart on the other side
of Waters. I then asked her how she gets to work and she laughed and
looked at me like I'm crazy as she said she rides her horse!!!
Fucking smartass!!! She then said that she comes by car so I
corrected my question and found out she goes down Waters to Armenia
and then Busch. She also found it funny that my house is further away
than hers is from the park.

I didn't let her live the horse joke down and we laughed a lot
about it until I had to leave. Even then she asked if I'd carry her
horse out some water because it is hot and I asked her which one it
is since there is a whole row of horses in the parking lot and she
laughed pretty hard.

We also talked about Chris' party on Friday and she asked me if
I am going. She said she is since she has no other plans. She
remembered that I was there last time which was cool. We also talked
about her friend Dianne who looked like she had a lot of fun that
night.

Hairy Krishna! Hairy Krishna! (She pulled her hair down once and
it was gorgeous!)

I also talked for a while with my other Latin lover, Yvette. I
noticed her and two other girls looking at me and talking about me
once yesterday when I was at height stick. I remember last summer how
Christina said they all used to talk about me (us, but still). I was
glad to get to talk to Latina and Shannon in front of her to maybe
make her jealous...

June 5, 1994 - Sunday - Kristen digs in my pants

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June 4, 1994 - Saturday - Nini meets my family....

I opened early this morning with Erin 2, Kristen, and Steve who
was already doing a track run but I helped him out anyway and only
found one lousy quarter. Mike O'Grady had come in early to see if
anybody would call in to try and put in some hours, but luck was
against him today. Kristen was complaining to Erin and me about why
the girls always get sent to wash the coaster while guys always get
to park patrol. I then said that girls are made to clean and they got
upset. I later started helping them clean the rails without them
having to ask to make up for my comment. We were talking about how
the guests never realize how much work it takes to keep the place in
order. I then said that women are the same way because they will
never notice when you do nice things for them, but do one little
thing bad and they won't shut up! It was funny.

I went on to make sure that I opened the door for the ladies and
also carried the ice chest for Kristen. Erin and I were talking to
Mario later at lunch and he said he was talking with some people who
said that men shouldn't automatically assume when getting into a car
that a woman wants the front seat just because it's easier for her to
get in. I said that I offer it to her to make her happy because it's
the best seat and they all agreed. Erin said that there's nothing
wrong with a little chivalry once in a while. I then said that I
wasn't opening the door for them this morning because I didn't think
they could get it, but because I was trying to kiss ass and they
laughed.

I started out working with Kristen on the unloading side and had
fun with her as usual. I still love how physical she will get when
you are messing with her. It's fun. We were talking about chest size
and so forth. I later sent Julie up to where Kristen was so she could
say hi and when she came back she talked and walked with me down to
the bumper cars. As we parted I suddenly looked up and saw Chrissy
and father laughing at me. They then walked around with me for a
little while. Chris came up once in plain clothes and handed me a
flier for his party and I felt special.

They told me that they had seen Nini in the Moroccan Palace and
asked her if she's seen Dan lately. She asked who, and then realized
they were talking about me and they said she got all excited and said
I had better come and see her. The fools told her that I had been
talking about her but wouldn't tell her what so she's probably
paranoid. They then had her call Kumba to see if I was working. I
wonder what she'll think of all this since I left a message with
someone to say hi to her just yesterday. Fools.

When Erin Wilcox first saw me today she gave me a big smile and
said hello. She asked if I had said hi to her while Melissa was on
the phone and I said yes. We joked around a little bit throughout the
day which was cool.

June 3, 1994 - Friday - Do virgins do blow jobs?

Sports are cool. Basketball, baseball, softball... Kristen is
only now learning their potentials!

I went to Busch Gardens early this morning mainly to try and see
Nini but I also walked around and hung out for a while until I had to
start work. I went and rode Questor and there was a guy from Skyride
named Paul who was working in there for the day and he recognized me
and we talked for a little while. I then saw Ron Jones and Rich
outside of the Crown Colony. As I walked towards the Moroccan Palace
I saw this little blonde girl from Monorail whom I know and said hi
to. This little black guy from Skyride then recognized me and said
hi. I walked inside the theater to see if Nini was working and saw
Pam whom I had met when Shannon was at the booth. She recognized me
but said that Nini wasn't working on weekdays yet. I also ran into
Debbie from Congo Rides and another guy I know in the Koala exhibit.
I usually don't go to the back of the park so I don't see anybody I
know, but it seemed like I couldn't turn around today without being
seen.

I stopped and talked to this black girl in the Sea World booth
who knows Nini. She remembered me and also told me how beautiful my
eyes are. She went on to ask me what I wanted to see Nini for and
then complained that everyone likes her. She then told me about her
and said that she has to marry an Indian guy when she turns
twenty-four through an arranged marriage. We talked for a while
longer and she was telling me about the kind of guys she likes and
was also asking me my age and so forth. She said that she'll tell
Nini that I came asking for her when she sees her this weekend which
is cool.

I then went and drag out lunch as long as I could at Burger
King. I still made it to Busch an hour before work. Melissa had seen
me and waited for me to come walk with her. I went to the breakroom
and talked with the new Erin and then Ronnie and Melissa who came in
soon afterwards. I then met Adrianne, this tall gorgeous blonde who
works in Congo who I have seen at Adventure Island in a bikini. She
has a boyfriend over there, though. But it was cool to finally talk
with her at least.

I then took over button first and figured Melissa, who was
supervising, would make me stay there forever because we got her in
trouble yesterday. Fortunately she still was very nice to me and only
left me there for an hour. Kristen started at the same time I did and
loaded with me. She kept coming over and talking to me after every
coaster which was really cool. She started by telling me how they
have noticed that the new Erin always talks to the guys inches from
their mouths like she wants to kiss them and is very physical. She
was doing it with Brian and we were laughing about it. She agreed
when I said the guys all think she is attractive but I think she is
pretty damn unimpressive. I then said it's worse because she is a
flirt because I know she is a "Christian virgin" (as compared to Erin
or Ashley who are "Catholic virgins"!!!).

We then started talking about virginity. I told her about the
guys' virgin list and she was extremely curious. I wanted to know
what she knew as a comparison and she wanted to know where she was on
the list. I started telling her about other people and I said how
both Erins are virgins. She wanted to know about herself and I said I
think she is and she agreed. I told her that she led me to strongly
believe that already and she didn't remember doing so, but she had.

I soon reminded her about our basketball sex conversation which
now means the progression from a soft penis to an erect penis. She
had admitted that she has lots of questions and I was nervously
awaiting an appropriate time to ask her about those questions. I told
her that I had a deep and probing question and after another coaster
I asked what the limits of her sexual inexperience are. I said I have
more detailed questions but couldn't just come outright and say them
because I might offend her and it would also end the conversation
much quicker and then we'd be bored again. She laughed about that and
then we both went through some awkward moments during this
conversation but it worked out perfectly.

My main goal was to find out how far she has gone and mainly if
she has ever given a blow job which I seriously doubted. I asked her
what usually goes on in intimate moments. She said that she doesn't
know, the usual. I then asked her to describe the usual. I then said
that sexual encounters are a very quick time of our lives and she
should remember what goes on during them if her boyfriend is any good
at all. She liked that and laughed. I asked if they were unclothed.
She said yes and I went on to find out how far undressed they would
get. She said that usually try to keep their underwear on but they go
as far as possible without actually penetrating. I asked her what
they went as far as possible doing and she sarcastically joked that
they play baseball! I then made all kinds of sexual references about
baseball like batter up, getting balls, and home runs and she laughed
and quickly realized that "baseball" was the wrong thing to say.

I laughed and introduced her to the term of dry humping which I
said is usually experienced for the first time in a car at the age of
thirteen and she cracked up. It was funny. Andy wanted to know what
we were talking about and I said guy things, like baseball and cars
and she loved that! I wanted to know more and asked if they always
did that or did they experiment further. I said I was curious to know
what a couple does to stay physically satisfied without having sex. I
also asked if she was going to wait until married to have sex and she
said yes, although John hasn't.

She said that he always keeps his underwear on, but that doesn't
mean that it can be pushed aside. I knew instantly that she was
making sure I knew that she has touched his penis and isn't
completely ignorant. I then smiled at blatantly beautiful opportunity
presented and asked her what does the pushing aside of his underwear.
She asked what do I think and then I explained that it could be her
fingers, her toes, or her TONGUE (hint hint!!!). She admitted that
her tongue has been used on a few occasions, actually three or four.
I asked if anything has ever COME out of it, and she said no, except
for the basketball advantage (soft to hard). She answered that it has
only been with him and that she probably won't ever do it again.

I then admitted that she has finally answered my original
question and she said that she had kind of thought so. I then asked
how she would have asked if she were me and didn't want to offend her
or anything. I then joked and asked her if she's every given anyone a
blow job and she agreed that it sounds bad. She said that she would
have answered me, though, and I told her that she's pretty mature
then (although that's not really a measure of maturity at all).

I worked with her later and Ronnie and Randy were there as well.
Ronnie was being perverted and was asking her what noises she makes
in bed. I analyzed her voice and said she probably groans so Randy
started calling her Groany. I later snuck up behind her and tickled
her side and she squealed and then Randy and I laughed and started
calling her Squealy. He kept changing which one he was calling her
and she was saying that she doesn't like either one. By then Ronnie
was making up names for the seven dwarfs with sexual sounds like
Squeaky. Kristen asked Randy once which name he was using now and I
called over to him and said that we could use both since they are
only two inches apart (her two holes) and Randy really liked that a
lot! Randy later said something about them both again and she
misunderstood and said so what he wants, she'll just keep her eyes
closed and we looked at each other and cracked up laughing.

She and I were also hanging all over each other when Ronnie was
there and she even told him that I am nicer than he is. That was cool
because I was getting special treatment. She was making fun of some
new guy because a guest handed him a Mickey Mouse hat and a Donald
Duck hat and was singing the two names. She made it look like she was
talking about nicknames for her breasts and I said that and we all
started laughing. Ronnie was also making fun of something she and I
were saying later and said that's what he does in cars. She got
hysterical because we both instantly associated it with our talk
about dry humping in cars and laughed for along time about him.
Ronnie was impressed a couple of time, one when Kristen and I stood
there holding both hands for a long time.

I actually joked around with Melissa for along time tonight when
I was in the booth and she fed me lemonade ice a couple of times.
Erin Wilcox called once to find out her schedule and I asked Melissa
to say hi to her for me. Melissa knows I like her and smiled about
it.