Leigh Anne is the best most patient, understanding, wonderful, caring, compassionate, violent, demented, burgundy haired, brace faced, self conscious, shit brown eyed, astrogliding, not as dumb as I look, word processing, psychotic, adoring, loving, romantic, passionate, horny, angry, urinary tract infected, demanding, questioning, scaling, Jewish, cross bred between Delisa and Chisel, attentive, unique, uncalcium fingernailed, roller blading, unappreciated, tennis slamming, obnoxious, tape recording, Prince-loving, responsive, unrelentless, potato chip breathed, country converted, occasionally thinking, egg salad hating, great cooking, unbuxomed, reproductive, lonely, proportionate, able to genetically bear twins, flat chested, good with her hands, suckable, mood swingy, erotic, crooked nosed, nymphodic, relationship craving, zitted, totally appreciative, spoiling, toe stomping, door slamming, depressed, hairy backed, hair pulling, imaginative, creative, willing to try new things (especially positions), jism swallowing, uneaten, engulfing, well dressed (occasionally), unloved (except by her family), erection craving, juggling (boyfriends), newly loyal, constipated, anal expulsive, dick tickling/licking/sucking, Bobbiting, insecure (especially cuz Dan doesn't help), yeasted, not able to achieve orgasm (worthless), diamond cutting, unshaving, incredible hustler, stupid for not just giving up (it's obviously hopeless, kiddo), unique ability to piss off geeks, unalgebraic, wet, not worth shit, uncontent, drippy (caused by Dan's jism), wild girlfriend in the world who thinks she can play pool, who kicked your ass in pool, and wants two grapefruits and a lime up her ass, and constantly places saliva in the wrong places, and is a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you Dan! even if you don't know how to reciprocate - straight from the horse's mouth. <---Dan
Unlistening, intelligent, fertile, mean, unappreciative, uncompassionate, selfish in bed, nice (once in a Blue moon), Shari (with that stupid little accent over the i) loving, ex-girlfriend talking, selfish, cheap, poor (emotionally), insulting, unloving, smelly, hairy backed, egotistical, egg salad eating, dog breathed (bow-wow-wow), rednecked, great (sleeping) in bed (alone), comical (sometimes), great kisser (when he finally breaks down and does it), hurtful, insensitive, unforgiving, unforgetting, uncommiting (lately), relationship comparing, lacking empathy, flannel wearing, blue eyed, jean short wearing, Mustang driving (when it starts), no mail getting, no mail writing, uncompromising, immaculate, well manicured (if you can get past the stench and scruff), unshaving, better at Trivial Pursuit, condom filling, Michael Dukakis supporting :), dog hating, cat hating, breast watching, ass watching, coochie watching, megalaviziaphylic, peach fuzz covered, computer hacking, black eye pea eating, underwearless, pencil dicked, furry legged, nonagressive, nonverbal, STUBBORN, unloving, uncomplementing, always looking for something/one better, incorrigible (???), ignoring, unemotional, awesome pool player, wonderful, hospitable, beer serving, cruel (emotionally), (EMOTIONAL) roller coaster operating, unblade rollable, hungry, unbike ridable, Mac and Cheese loving, lazy, unspoiling, flirtatious, UNAPPRECIATIVE!, flat tongued, unreciprocative, racist, bigoted, black jean loving (Yeah right), sexist, Jeopardy watching (not winning), unoral (lately), unable to make up his mind and stick to it, not able to give satisfaction to Leigh Anne, Busch Gardening, self absorbed, understanding (NOT!!), human being that every girl brings their problems to!!! And extremely loving (when he wants to be). (Good bullshitter.)
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