I unfortunately did not succeed in smearing Melissa's test score into the ground. I got an 87% and bitch got a hundred. I didn't really mind because now I have room to improve, which I will do. She was in a really talkative and joyous mood today which made me happy.
So much has happened this short little weekend that I'm not quite sure where to begin. I don't really want to write about Melissa and Fran‡oise yet. I'll save them for later and start with last Friday. I was home in between second and sixth periods when Valerie called. She asked me if I wanted to come along with her to the mall. She told me that she had been with Ed a few days earlier and he was a real bore and a pain in the ass while she was trying to shop. She told me to ask Ed if he wanted to come, though. When I got back from Calculus I asked him if he wanted to come with 'us' to the mall and he said that he had some other things hat he needed to do. He then asked who 'us' was, me and Jon? I told him no, it was me and Valerie. Ha ha. He told me to have fun so I did.
She picked me up at two and we were off. I realized and told her how this is the first time that we have ever done anything together by ourselves. I hope Ed wasn't jealous. I had about thirty dollars with me and ended up spending all but seven of it. I was somewhat pissed off that I had but oh well. We went to the bathroom Victoria's Secret first to pick up some things that she had left on hold there before. Her mom sent her money to her checking account last night so now she had some spending money. We then went into a clothing store. She picked out some stuff to try on while I flirted with the salesgirls. The one with us had on a shirt that showed off some major cleavage. The other two were also good looking and I had fun. And of course there were all of the girls that were there buying stuff, too. With Valerie, I had an excuse to be in there and see and talk to them. She would come out and get my opinion on the outfits but she ended up not buying anything there.
We also went to The Gap where the salesman was a complete fag. I made fun of him to her and was mocking his moves as we picked out clothes for her. I heard some girl who was buying clothes for her boyfriend ask this guy if he'd wear a certain outfit and he said yes. I would have immediately put it back and Valerie and I were laughing about that. We walked through the Food Court afterwards and went to the pretzel place. Valerie recognized the cashier so she gave us two cheddar pretzels and a soft drink. I grabbed two straws and we went and sat down. We kept joking about getting our pictures taken together in the photo booth to really piss Ed off. She wanted me to hang them on my wall and just wait until he saw them. She was really going to do it, too. We kept talking about undressing in them and everything. After we ate our pretzels she wanted some cookie cups from the cookie shop so I bought three. I got myself a double chocolate which was a chocolate cookie baked in a cupcake cup and filled with chocolate chips, and topped with vanilla frosting and M&Ms. It was surprisingly good.
We later went into the lingerie half of Victoria's Secret. She can't take Ed in there because she says he freaks out and starts acting like a baby. I know that because of the way he acted when Jon and I took him in there that time. I am obviously much more mature and helped her pick out some underwear. She got a very see-through body suit that she was supposed to wear dancing Saturday night but chickened out. She claims that she didn't want Cooper to think that she is a slut. She also wouldn't let me approve of her choices when she tried them on either. Damn. There was a really big girl there that I would have sworn played Volleyball for UF. She was almost six feet but was in no way overweight, except for her chest, which was humongous! She was blonde and had a perfect body. She was there with a friend and we talked to them when we were checking out. I later told the guys that I saw Kim Hale buying underwear but I'm not sure that it was her. I doubt it. She was very impressive though.
Contempo's was next and had some really good looking salesgirls. Ours, Meredith, was very hot and I would have done her in a heartbeat. One was wearing a bra top that kept slipping WAY down. I liked it in there because all of the girls were my age and wanted to flirt. Valerie didn't show me everything because she said that she came out and I was so absorbed that she didn't want to bother me. I did pick out a really nice short skirt that matched her hair and looked really good on her so she bought it. Another good one was The Body Shop. I flirted hard with this one girl who was wearing a very low-cut dress. The only thing was that it seemed like Valerie and I were boyfriend and girlfriend which made it a bit harder to flirt with the other girls. In that store I got to sit in a chair that looked up into the entire changing area that was up about four steps higher than the rest of the store. The doors only covered half of the doorways on the stalls and it made for a very interesting view from where I was. One girl from UF came out braless in a mesh top and turned around pretty quick when she saw me. She was built rather nicely.
Valerie and I had been talking earlier about decorating the walls in my room so we went to Spencer's and to B. Dalton's to get our materials. She really likes the fact that I am interested in the Paris modeling scene and know a lot about it. Most girls do because those models are their idols and girls would rather see a guy looking at Claudia Schiffer than some Playboy whore. With her approval, and mine, I bought a gorgeous poster of Cindy Crawford in really short jean shorts with her arm's crossed to hide her boobs. It's really nice and Chris approved. We also spent a long time looking through magazines like Vogue and Cosmopolitan to find a couple with lots of good pictures. There is now a giant collage on one of the walls and part of the roof with room to grow. I also found an awesome 1993 calendar on my favorite model, Claudia! The last poster was a really pretty one of a mother Bengal tiger with her cub. I also bought a really cool card with whales on the front to mail to Tracey.
We then went to Target so I could buy tape and tacks, and she needed some cosmetics. It was rather late when we finally got back and she wanted to order pizzas and then maybe go to a party later at Gatorwood Apartments. While we were hanging the stuff in my room, Jon's parents showed up to visit for a little while. Afterwards, she asked Ed about ordering pizza and he was being an asshole and she left. He thought all was well until I told him what he had done. He told me to fuck off but I quickly calmed him down and we were friends again a few minutes later. Chris called her later and told me that I was right about why she was pissed off but we didn't tell Ed.
On Saturday, she was going back to the mall again. This time was to take gorgeous little Audrey shopping so I begged her to take me again. She was surprised that I wanted to shop more because I am a guy but said that shopping with me was really fun because I am helpful and I don't bitch when she takes too long or anything like that. This time we talked Ed into coming and we left around noon. We picked up Audrey at the auditorium at Sante Fe Community College and then went to the mall. She only had a couple of hours so we somewhat hurried. We went first to the Food Court when Audrey realized that she left her wallet in the car so she went to get it.
When she came back I hadn't ordered anything so she asked me if I would go shopping with her. Valerie was wearing the skirt that I picked out yesterday and had told Audrey that I had good taste. We went into a bunch of stores but couldn't really find much. We were joking around a lot and having a pretty good time. She told me that she didn't want shorts because her legs are ugly and too fat. She was wearing jeans but I argued that they look really good. It gave me a good reason to stare at her legs and ass for a little while, too. I then suggested that we go to The Body Shop because I liked it better in there. Besides there were much cuter girls in there than in Dillards. The girl that I had flirted with yesterday recognized me and we said hi. I thought it was funny because this time I was with a different girl and she noticed.
I was really mean to that girl because I picked out some really slinky stuff. She later told Valerie that I had weird taste but I just wanted to get her into some stuff that would show her off to me. She looked really good in the tight little white tops but they weren't right for dancing. We ended up finding a really nice black dress that looked awesome on her. It also was cut square and low in the front and I knew that I'd get some good views that night, being so tall. And I got some full views. Damn, she's gorgeous! She is very sexy and should definitely model. Valerie and I both tell her this. Her back is really sexy, for I could see it all in that dress. I'd love to give her a massage. She also tried on a white dress that was way too big on the top. I don't know why she even showed me. If she would have worn that you could have easily seen her belly button straight down the top. I later told her that I liked the white one the best because it was so revealing. I also made jokes about her legs thereafter because they aren't that bad. I think she's too self-conscious about them.
We also ran around in Victoria's Secret for a while and I told her that she wasn't allowed to wear a bra under the dress and she didn't. Ed and I then bailed out and went and sat in the sun in the atrium in the center of the mall. Valerie bought me a double chocolate cookie cup and I ate it while we were out there. Audrey's mom picked her up at three out in front of the mall. We stopped at the pet shop where a girl was showing off hedgehogs. They were really cute but cost $179. I want one. I thought the girl that was showing them looked like a hedgehog herself. Ed and I joked about it. I guess it was the way her eyes were positioned and the way her cheeks were scrunched a bit.
We soon went home and hung out in our room for a while. I suggested that we do our laundry now while we had the chance so Ed and I did. There were two girls in there, one was decent. I'd take a shower with her. That's my latest little fantasy. When I'm bored now and see a pretty girl, I'll picture taking a shower with her. It's fun. Maybe I'll get a chance to fulfill my dreams soon. My wet dreams. I went down to get my whites by myself. I threw my underwear and socks and stuff in my yellow clothes basket. I was barefoot and in my dingy run-around-the-dorm clothes. As I walked to the elevator some people knocked for me to open the door. It was Fran‡oise and a bunch of her sorority friends and some people that lived on the ninth floor. I felt really stupid doing laundry at ten thirty on a Saturday night looking the way I did. We never go out until close to midnight so I had to figure out a way to explain myself to her on Monday. Fuck. That's all I could think.
Ed and I went and rented Poltergeist at Specs and then picked Jon up back at the dorm at around eleven. Valerie wanted drinks so we went over to Greek Mike's apartment where Chris was. Desiree and Gina showed up earlier from Jacksonville and are staying in Chris' and my room tonight. Gina is going out with computer nerd Mike. Chris said that last weekend she was drunk and was walking around in whoever's apartment and was going to fuck whoever showed up. That was Mike. She's pretty attractive and has big tits. She was already drunk off wine coolers when we got to the apartment and was hot. I cheered on Mike but he seemed uneasy. We took four Bacardi wine coolers and some rum and split. At Valerie's, she made blue Kool Aid and rum so that Jon, Ed, Ernesto, and Tony could play quarters. She told them to gang up on Ed because she wanted to get him drunk. He turned out to be a real asshole and ended up dropping and breaking the glass which broke up the party.
By that time, shy Kendra, her fat sister Kim, their Asian friend, Cooper (Cooter), Audrey, Cooper's sister Laura (Stick), their cowboy nerd friend, Valerie's friend Eric (who brought black cherry coolers), and some other people were there. I only drank half of a lime and half of a cherry cooler. Valerie and I were playing around the entire time. She didn't drink much because she was going to drive. We were making fun of Ed and were trying to make him jealous. She said that we couldn't do it there, but we would have to make out on the dance floor to really get him. After Ed broke the glass, we all went out to the cars to head over to Masquerades at the Florida Theater. I wanted to go to TJ's because I knew that I could get in and we were supposed to meet Chris and his party there. I really wanted to be around drunk Gina in that mini dress because I could have stolen her. We ended up at Masquerades though.
They were being really strict about ID's so Valerie told me to give her mine. She stuck her chest out at him and all. I saw his face change as he looked at mine but then he glanced up at me and let me in. Damn was I relieved. It was awesome inside. The lights, dance floor, and sound was much better than TJ's. So was the music. The only benefits of TJ's are the videos and the fresh air that comes in the back door every once in a while. But if I can get into Masquerades again, I'd rather go there. It was awesome and there were some pretty hot girls there. I kept flirting with them and realized that I need to start doing a bit more than flirting. We made a group out in the middle of the floor and danced there. I lasted a really long time. Ernesto, Tony, and Jon all ended up splitting early. The dancing in there was more intense than at TJ's though because you could feel the bass right up your spine, it was so deep.
Valerie and I kept talking to each other a lot. She thought Ed was dancing like John Travolta in Dance Fever. She and Audrey were doing lesbian dancing imitating some movie. We kept making chains where we'd get in behind someone and move with them. I was behind Valerie a few times and there was usually about five of us at a time doing it. At one point, the highlight of the evening, Valerie pulled me in between her and Audrey. Yum. Valerie ended up with her hands under my shirt and mine were planted on Audrey's sides. She's so short though that I accidentally grabbed the bottom half of her right tit to start with. Whoops! Not. That was really intense. Valerie still swears it is every guys fantasy to be with two woman at once and she keeps trying to find two for me. I'd take her and Audrey.
It was really stuffy by the time the place closed at four. They kept pumping steam in there the entire time for special effects. With the huge strobe lights and black lights, it made some really cool effects. They promised to keep it open as long as we wanted to stay next time, this was a one-time-only closing. There were a couple of girls that I could have definitely picked up except the car was full again. That's a really lame excuse. Get with it shithead!
Afterwards, we went across the street to Skeeter's. I had some home fries which weren't that great. I vow never to eat anything there again! It's gross. But we had fun. That's where I saw everything Audrey had to offer, and I'd surely take it. She has an awesome body!!! Since I've essentially seen her naked from the waist up, she could truly compete with many of the models that I've seen in the fashion magazines. We then went back to Valerie's apartment where we rested for a little while before Ed and I went back to our dorm. When I walked in my room at six, everyone was sleeping, so I quietly got into bed. An hour later I woke up because the bed was rocking and squeaking. Chris and Des were at it on the bottom bunk. Mike and I later joked about how noisy they were and of course we told Jon and Ed. I didn't wake up until noon.
I then sat in the kitchen with Gina and talked with her for a while. She and Mike never did anything last night. That was funny. I told her how drunk she really was at Greek Mike's apartment, too, and how she was stumbling around asking for more coolers. She thought that was funny. She's nice. We played some basketball with Ed's little basket in his room and were having fun. Mike gave me a somewhat concerned look when Gina and I were laughing so much together.
Last night Ed and I went over to Valerie's to finally watch Poltergeist. I took along some of my travel mail from Germany and the Virgin Islands and my last letters from Tracey and Kim. I was really pissed and heartbroken when I saw that Kim's hair had been torn. It makes me sad to think about it. But my stuff did start conversation. Ed later told me that talking about foreign travel always is a way to get a girl's attention and he knew that was what I was going to do. It really works.
She called me today at about 3:30 and wanted to know if I could pick her up at the music building. I couldn't though because I had class and no gas. Ed took me over to my car last night and it actually started! I was so happy! It took a couple of seconds because the battery is low so I drove it around a little bit. She told me that she was pissed at Ed and wouldn't ask him if he was there. We all were supposed to go to breakfast this morning but Ed went to the wrong place. They then decided to have lunch instead. She spent the rest of her money and cooked and expensive meal for the two of us and her. She was pissed because he never told me like he was supposed to, instead he met up with fat Kim at the music building and asked if she could come along. He then went driving off with her when he could have been with Valerie. I told her that maybe Ed and fat Kim could get together and she agreed.
I've notice how fat Kim won't even look at me because of Kendra. Such as at the party Saturday night at Valerie's. I guess it came up when Ed and her were talking because he told me that she thinks I'm nice and likes me, it's just all got to do with Kendra not wanting to be with any guy at the moment. Oh well. Her loss. Ed also told me that I need to hurry up and get a girlfriend. I agree.
I met up with Fran‡oise today outside of German and we said hello and started talking. She also was talking with a couple of other people but she sat right next to me again when we went into the classroom. I asked her what was up on Saturday night on the ninth floor and she said it was just a little get together and then they went to some frat parties. I told her that we went to Masquerades and all and how I felt stupid Saturday night carrying my underwear like that. She laughed and it all went very well. Melissa then came in and forgot that the seats are connected together so she decided to sit behind me. I asked her how the Bob Dylan concert was and she really liked it. I the told her to come sit next to me and she did. Like I said, she was in a really good mood and we were talking and being funny much more than usual. It was great. Fran‡oise and I decided to be partners and do an oral dialogue together. I split my time between the two of them very well.
