I called Ashley earlier today around noon because she had at one time expressed an interest in going to the Harn museum with me for she too has a class project coming up. She said that the project has been moved forward quite a bit so she can't go yet so I told her that I just wanted to make sure that I didn't leave her if she still wanted to go. She thought it was sweet that I was thinking about her like that. She mentioned going to the copy center across the street from campus after church so I asked her if she'd do me a big favor and pick up my chemistry homework stuff. She said she would, and also would probably be calling me later tonight for help.
I had been chatting with Leigh Anne earlier because se had called after getting pissed that I never called her last night. She said that I should have been spending time with her instead of Ashley and that my timing really stinks. I told her I had spent most of the last week with her and if she's going to tell me when I can and can't see my friends, I'll have nothing to do with her, especially since we are not boyfriend and girlfriend like she keeps making up. I've accused her of continuously recreating that lie. Just because we've been nice to each other doesn't mean we're going out and I thought she understood that. That's why I've let her totally have control when we do have sex and repeatedly tell her we are not going out. She told me this morning that I have no right to do the physical stuff I have been doing if we aren't more than friends. I agree so I told her it has stopped.
After that call I accidentally dialed her number and asked for Ashley to my upmost horror. Actually I found it quite funny and later told her I was trying to find a ride for us to the Harn even though my full intentions were to go with Ashley alone. It turns out that she had just gotten one from Sam and I accused her just forgetting about me because she knew that I needed to go as well. I could have made her feel like shit about that one and she was starting to feel that way on her own without me having to rub it in. She has a severely wrong outlook on the way she treats her friends and I finally old her that the other night in front of Aimee and she was in hysterics.
I just think it would be really funny if Ashley and I would have run into Sam and Leigh Anne at the art exhibition. That would have been hilarious. She even had the audacity to say that even though I say she's a sweet innocent little Catholic girl, I'm probably fucking her and would go out with her in a heartbeat if Daniel dropped her. Of course I would. When we were arguing about what I wanted from her and about whether or not we should have had sex, I told her that I look for the possibility of a relationship in all of my friends at all times and that's what I was doing with her. She got pissed realizing that I just SAID that I would have sex with any of my female friends, which she also realized earlier that most of my friends are. She then asked if I wonder why she doesn't trust me when I'm with any of them. Of course I asked then asked her why she would be jealous, we're not dating or anything and the loop repeated...
I then let her know that I had to leave to start out on my bicycle all of the very long way to the museum. I took a towel and was all decked out to lay out in case I wanted to stop by a pool on the way. I ended up running into Publix and played two bowling lottery tickets for the first time just to see. I then headed to the museum and wrote up my reports on two pieces of art. I flirted hard with every cute girl I saw, too.
I loved the exhibit by Jerry Uelsmann and both Abby and Leigh Anne love him, too. In fact Abby brought his name up without me saying a word. He is a photographer for UF who brilliant superimposes various negatives over each other to make wild fantasy images. They are unbelievable and I love them all! They had a guide and I took a couple, one to give to Abby. I then ran into Sam and Leigh Anne on the way out and we said shallow hellos. She was almost treating me in the same manner I would treat her in the presence of a female friend of mind except she still acknowledged my presence somewhat whereas I usually completely forget about her. Sam looked at my tan and asked me where I got all of the sun from. That was cool.
Ed, Roswitha and I had some rather humorous conversations throughout the evening when they would come upstairs for a study break. She wants to see the Crying Game so I asked her when we are going to rent it and see it. She asked if I have any rope to tie Ed up with and then seriously said we need to do it soon. That was cool.
We also got into a conversation about vasectomies. The whole thing stemmed from a female sexuality show on the student channel that was very informative and Roswitha commented that it is sad that they won't show this on a public channel to teach the normal person contraception. Even I didn't know as much as I would have liked to think I did until recently when some misconceptions were cleared up through my experiences with Shar¡.
I have always wondered this about a vasectomy: sperm is produced continuously and is emitted regularly through nocturnal emissions. Once a man undergoes a vasectomy, his vas deferens are cut and tied. So then what happens to this produced sperm, do your testicles eventually explode or does it just fill up your abdomen and get reabsorbed as a protein? Roswitha and I then had a discussion about the anatomy and where exactly the semen lubricants get mixed with the sperm. Ed then finished brushing his teeth and joined the conversation. It took a drawing on the board to explain it to him but he soon agreed and wondered if point radiation was used to fry the testicles. I doubted it. I learned later that they are still needed for the production of male hormones and also that some although few vasectomies are effectively reversed.
Now that everyone's interest was aroused, I pulled out the human sexuality book that I got free at the book store when they started using a new edition. I was actually researching something!!! I soon discovered that the sperm disintegrates in the testicles and is absorbed by the blood stream. Cool, my testicles won't explode if I ever have a vasectomy!!! I also learned that the cut is made within the sac which was interesting because I always thought it was done somewhere in the abdomen since the little suckers run all of the way around the bladder. I guess I was also confusing it with a tubal ligation on a female. We also learned that a man still has ejaculate which is cool, it just doesn't contain any sperm.
At the end of our conversation, Roswitha went to the board and asked if she could erase my testicles!!! We started laughing and I told her that will make a good story for Chris: Roswitha asked if she could erase my testicles over the weekend! Baby.... PLEASE DO!!!!!
I cleaned my room after that and finally shaved sometime around midnight. The phone rang as I was finishing up and I figured it would be Karen since it was so late and Jon hadn't returned her call yet. But it was Ashley!!! She said that she has my homework and I can come pick it up whenever I'd like. I put on my light gray cotton Gator baseball boxers and a white Q105 tank top and headed down. The outfit was intended to, and did rather nicely, show off my gorgeous tan! I walked in the door and the first thing Laura said was about how dark I am getting even though she saw me the night before and I hadn't been in the sun since... but anyway. That was really cool. Jessica had gotten a slight tan and looked really nice because her light blue eyes really stood out. That made me realize that my eyes probably really stick out and that was confirmed the other night by Leigh Anne who said that show up more when I am tan. COOL!!! I can't wait for the summer at Busch!!!
Ashley hadn't really planed on using me but I asked and she found a questions he had earlier. It always takes me a little while to figure out the problem but once all of the concepts come flooding back into my head, I can help her very well. I reminded her once that I haven't even taken this class up here yet and she said that I still know it better than she does and then begged me to take the test for her. I helped her figure out all of the directions the forces and magnetic fields went and taught her how they can stick out of the page. We used pencils and our fingers as 3D models and she actually understood when I was done. I'm getting a lot better at tutoring. We started laughing at the strange contortions our fingers and pencils were in and I joked that they'll all be looking at her real funny if she's doing this during the test. She then asked if she can borrow my fingers during the exam. I then joked that I remember this from biology because our hands were so close and took hers in mine and we had sex right there in front of Laura and Jessica...
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