For unlawful carnal knowledge. Emily told me that prostitutes in Britain used to be arrested for this offense. It later became shortened to just FUCK. Van Halen used it recently as the title of their album. It's an interesting story about fuck's origin, creative if not true.
I heard a really good joke just a little while ago. A guy on TV was describing the benefits of a cellular phone. He said that if you ever get pulled over by a cop, just call 911 and report a burglary a few blocks away while he's checking your license plate! We thought it was pretty funny, and it sounded like a pretty good idea.
Well, it's been quite a while since I've had the opportunity to write in my journal. I didn't go on my trip with Kimmeth, which is fucking disgusting! Cecil told me that he'd kill me if I didn't go. It just worked out that I had too many important grades the past few days. I had a chemistry quiz, my calculus exam, and a German quiz and oral final exam! I called her back last week to tell her, but she was on the phone and called me back a little while later. Ed and I were supposed to go play pool and then work out, but she called just in time as I was leaving. We talked for quite a long time, and she was paying for it! We promised to make up for me not going over the summer. She seems interested in learning to play pool and she wants me to teach her. That'll be something cool for us to do.
We had a really cool talk. She did ask me what she should do, since she RSVPed saying that she had a date. Oh well. I did express how upset I was that I couldn't go, and she seemed to have sympathy. She mentioned this one guy who she had been going out with a couple times. She said that they've really started drifting apart pretty quickly. One big turn off was when one of her friends said that he'd make a good husband. She then told me that he had blue eyes, but they were the wrong color blue, not like mine! There were some other pretty interesting references that she made that really sounded like she's waiting around for me. I can dream, can't I!?!
I went to the induction ceremony for Phi Eta Sigma, the other National Honor Society for freshmen. There are only two such societies, and I'm in both! They make up for some pretty good resume lines. I dressed up all nice in my dark suit, and was definitely one if not the best dressed person there. And I wasn't overdressed, either. There were a lot of really cute girls there, what a surprise! I couldn't help but do some serious flirting. It was pretty cool. The only bad part was that I had to walk both ways to the hotel in my suit.
Saturday night, Ed and I were here and were trying to figure out what to do. We had studied until almost ten in Turlington Hall. They call this weekend one of the biggest party weekends of the year! Ed wanted to go dancing at Florida Theater. I kept suggesting that we drive down Fraternity Row to at least look at the parties. I had heard about a beach party at Chi Phi. While we were walking to his car, we even got beeped at by a car full of cute girls. We actually found a parking space and decided to check it out. They had filled the bottom of the house and their deck with sand, and had built a pool and waterfall. It was really awesome. They also had a real DJ. There weren't many people there for a while, though, but then the girls started pouring in. I was flirting more than I ever have, and Ed told me that he actually overheard a group of girls that were going to hit on me.
We met these two gorgeous girls who I would have sworn were sorority. Ed was talking to this one named Eileen. She had a strong resemblance to Nicole, but cuter. I fell in love with her roommate. the two of them were so much like the two of us. We talked just to the roommate for a few minutes and Ed kept making some bad statements that I quickly negated to the girl. He said that guys generally go after sorority girls, and I rebutted that it wasn't necessarily true. She asked me if I did, and I said no. Good move. It turns out that they are both moving into a room up on the twelfth floor in our tower next year!!!, and they are freshmen. That's going to be really cool, I hope!
Ed and I have perfected a little study routine lately. We'll do our normal day until about three or four. Then we'll take about a two hour frisbee and sun break. The exercise is really doing us good. We hang out at the pool now always. I knew that once I laid out there, i'd never be able to go to the field again. Girls, girls everywhere! I usually will jump in the pool for a few minutes before we head in. We'll then eat, take a half hour nap, and then go to the library at seven. It works really well and I've been getting a lot done lately.
After frisbee yesterday, Ed had to go play music, so I didn't make it to the library on time. I looked around in GPA for Chris at nine. He said that he'd leave a message on the door. The only one I saw really looked like a girl's handwriting. We usually only right a name on the door, not a sentence. it turns out that he was in there with two girls!!! Darn. Cecil was also in the building somewhere, I found out later. I then went to CSE. I looked in the normal spot and found Emily. I had left my books by the stairs, because I figured she wouldn't be there and I'd rather study on a higher floor where the cuter girls are. I also don't want to impose on her. She told me to get my books and get my butt back over here! I was glad. Sheila and her friend were there around the corner, too.
I ran upstairs just to see who else was there, and found Jon. I then went nd played with Emily. I knew that we wouldn't get much done, but oh well. She said that she was really glad to see me in a happy mood again. She said that I've been rather pissy for about two weeks. I told her it was because I never get to see her anymore, and when I do it's only about school. Told her. We proceeded to mess around for quite a while and have a pretty good time. We were making some sexual jokes as well. We were laughing about earlier today when I was walking with Jennifer and Noel after German. Jennifer and I were leaning all over each other, and then somebody called my name from behind. I slowed down, and it was Emily on her bike. SHe was wearing a salmon weave shirt and had her hair down, and looked really good. I was surprised at how feminine she looked! I said, 'Cute!' pretty loud and then started talking to her. It was time for me to head off to calculus anyway, so I said goodbye to Jen and Noel. Emily was laughing because she was surprised that I just brushed them off like that! It was funny.
I then was complimenting her again in the library, telling her how much I liked her shirt. I did it a few more times and it was pretty interesting. We continued to play around and have fun, and not get a damn thing done!
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