Happy Mardi Gras!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What else matters!?! I've started a yearly tradition now that I in no way want to ever end. It probably would have been a long time before I would have had the opportunity and enthusiasm to go again if I had missed this year. But now it's all back and besides from me being extremely tired right now, I'm really glad I went.
Sherri arrived to pick us up at Beaty at around five on Friday afternoon. I had seen her once before when she was in Michelle and Leigh Anne's room borrowing a black dress for a date function. She's in Alpha Delta Phi, the Jewish sorority. We also went with Ten, an Amazon who is somewhat attractive. Her real name is Renee but Jon saw her once in the Gap exclaiming to the salesperson that she needed a size ten and we have dubbed her thus ever since. We al got introduced and were on our way. Sherri was planning on meeting some friends in Tallahassee for dinner and we arrived there at exactly the time she had told them. We were rather impressed by that.
The place was a mimic of a fifties cafe and really sucked. It was cool though because Leigh Anne and I had a long talk with Renee and got to all know each other better. Renee is shooting for veterinary school eventually but has done kind of bad in some of her classes. We left there at nine and bought gas before heading out again.
I slept on the way to Pensacola to be fit for driving and Leigh Anne swore that Sherri would let her drive before letting me. Little did she know. She even went as far as calling me a wreckless driver although she has never been driving on the highway with me before. I quickly soothed any fears they had because Sherri quickly fell and stayed asleep. We talked to the people in the convenience store for a few minutes about how much further it was until New Orleans. They said over four hours and warned us to be really careful of the cops in Alabama and especially Mississippi. They also told us what great fun it is and all that. I bought a Cherry Coke for the caffeine before we headed out.
Sherri couldn't drive very fast because if she get's another ticket her parents will take away her car but she strongly urged me to go as fast as I wanted so we could hurry and get there. I drove between ninety and one hundred the rest of the way and made it in three and a half hours to the hotel. They were really excited to wake up with only an hour left to New Orleans. Leigh Anne kept bitching that I wouldn't let her drive but I just didn't find it practical since I had slept and she hadn't and she also didn't have a clue to her way around once we got there. We took our stuff up to the fifteenth floor room in the downtown Marriot and then after getting our passes back into the hotel for the weekend, we drove the car to the parking lot since the garage was full. This girl then backed her car into Sherri's and it took a little while to settle that ordeal.
We then headed to Bourbon Street and I watched Sherri pathetically ask for beads for everyone just on behalf of the other parties' niceness. It was funny. It was also a lot more dead than it was the year before probably because it was later in the night and because it was freezing cold. The girls bought hurricanes which I tried a few swallows of and really enjoyed. We finally made it to Pat O'Briens where Sherri bought a real hurricane which was awesome enough that she wanted me to try it really bad. I tried some of Leigh Anne and Renee's cherry Jello shots which tasted almost like pure grain alcohol.
Renee ended up having to pee and we went down a perpendicular road and along with a bunch of guys, Sherri and I tried to convince her to squat and pee! Sherri and I were having a blast and laughing hysterically. Leigh Anne started talking to these three guys in the military at Fort Hood and wouldn't leave after Renee found directions to the bathrooms. I ended up going back to her and talking with them all. One commented that I have freezing cold hands as we shook them. I finally pulled her away from her new lovers and by that time we couldn't find Renee and Sherri so we walked around by ourselves for a long time.
We finally went back to the room and took the bed, leaving a sleeping bag and comforter for the others. Sherri's other two sorority sisters were already back and passed out on the other bed. We all woke up at about nine thirty and showered and got ready. The water was really soft and it was almost impossible to get the soap off. We then were looking out the windows which overlooked Canal Street where the parades went and is also just blocks away from Bourbon. The hotel was perfect because it was in the heart of everything. My main source of nutrients in New Orleans consisted of Three Musketeers, Snickers, and tropical Gator Aid which I think really helped to revitalize me.
Sherri and I were both surprised that we all got ready so early and we headed out at eleven. I suggested heading over to the French market and checking out all the stuff on that side of town. Renee was being rather bitchy about wanting to see the parade although we told her that it wouldn't be to the hotel until at least two even though it started at twelve. Leigh Anne stopped and bought six raw oysters and we watched the guy shell them. It was pretty cool and he actually hooked her up with twelve! We stopped at this odium where the guys and I had since the flipping blacks the year before. This time there was this really cool white performer who did juggling tricks on a unicycle and ladder while utilizing little kids from the audience. He was also somewhat of a smart ass comedian which was cool. His final stunt was doing backflips slowly down the middle of the seats in what he called the human slinky trick. It was awesome and I was truly impressed.
We then headed to the French market and looked at all of the crafts and stuff like that, mainly beads. The girls really wanted this certain kind of bead with porcelain art faces and each bought one plus a couple of others. I found a booth where the guy was selling what would normally be two dollar strands for a dollar. These had big pretty metallic beads in lots of colors, including gold. Some were even so long that they hit my penis when I walked. That was awesome to get such a cool deal and I bought ten, mainly to take home, but also to impress a girl or two that night. We then headed off to the parade in front of the hotel.
We found a spot right in front next to some pretty cool people who we ended up talking a lot to before the thing was over. We did have to wait over an hour though for it to get there because Renee was in such a fucking hurry. Once it started we had a great time. It was awesome because I am so tall and can jump well enough that I could cover a huge area of space to catch flying beads. They couldn't get past me that often, and I could also reach over the people under me to get theirs. I stuffed them in my shirt as I got them and caught a ton of cheap beads. But hell, they're still beads from a Mardi Gras parade!!! Afterwards, Leigh Anne wanted to buy some seafood gumbo so we found her a cafe and then took it upstairs to the room. On the way some guy from four stories up tried dropping a foot long stainless steel half inch rod onto Leigh Anne's head and it hit just feet behind her. That was scary. He then threw a beer can at her as some guy across the street told her to get the hell out of there.
I put on all of my beads while Leigh Anne ate and then upset her because I didn't want to have sex with her once again. We were alone in the room and that was why she wanted to. I told her that we could fuck anytime but how often do we get to do Mardi Gras shit. Had it been Shar¡ I would have made love to her in a heartbeat. After the other's came back, we eventually headed out for Pat O'Briens before the Endymion began. They all had a hurricane while I took pictures of girls exposing their tits. It was only seven and the streets were already packed. It was also a lot warmer this time around. Saturday night must always be a much bigger ordeal. I waited outside while they got shots in another bar down the street. Some friend of theirs then bought them all a shot. Leigh Anne bought another and sweet talked the bartender into giving her another.
That's when all hell broke loose. Leigh Anne got trashed from those drinks alone and I was really pissed with her because we had a long talk about New Orleans not being a very smart place to get smashed and how I didn't want to spend all of that money babysitting her. I then gave her an ultimatum that I was going to the parade and asked her if she was coming. Renee and Sherri were drunk as well and had picked up guys. Sherri was talking about some bullshit about meeting back there in forty five minutes after the parade. I said no and tried to leave Leigh Anne with them but it didn't end up that way.
The alcohol ended up really hitting her about halfway towards the parade and despite me having my arms around her, she started going up to any guy with beads, no matter how ugly both the guy or the beads were. She showed her tits, made out with them, felt their penises and let them feel all over her. I took pictures for proof so that I'll have a legitimate and permanent reason to get rid of her this time. She kept asking me, actually she kept slurring at me, if I would be mad at her. I told her that she'd find out when we got back to Gainesville. She even slapped me about three times. One time I pushed her back and almost got in a fight because some guy thought I smacked her even though both she and I were laughing at each other. She got this big balloon hat from one guy which I was thankful for because I could keep track of her in the crowd from the sidewalk.
I eventually forced her to go back to the hotel and up to the room and she kept wanting to leave. I made her lie down and even resorted to grabbing her by her hair as she tried running out the door and pulling her back in. I was being ruthless but I was tired of ruining my time there because I had to take care of her. I couldn't leave her out there because her friends would have never let me hear the end of it and probably leave me there if anything happened to Leigh Anne. Otherwise I would have gladly parted with her without hesitation. She later wrongly thought I didn't leave her because I love her. I will beneficially get to use it because it makes me look awesome while she was being a whore right in front of me!
We finally went back out and walked along the Endymion parade for a few minutes. We got Mardi Gras 1994 coins which is cool and I also jumped up once as a giant strand of good white beads came flying at me in slow motion. That was cool because I'll always remember those as the Endymion beads. I then tried to use her drunkenness to my advantage by trying to get her to ask girls to come have sex with us but she wouldn't ever do it and later remembered that I had tried to do it. I told her on that walk that I love her just to keep her in my arms and from wandering away so I could look at tits and feel up on girls even though I had my other arm around her. I always stayed behind her, though, so she wouldn't see me doing the exact same thing I condemned her for doing. We walked all of the way to the dark section and then went on some side streets. She continued to grab guys' penises and hands as we walked by.
I eventually took her home again after getting some really good pictures including one of Leigh Anne up on this guy's shoulders showing her tits since I refused to hold her up because of her weight. It took three guys just to get her up there. After we got back to the room at about 11:20, everybody else showed up soon thereafter. Leigh Anne passed out on the floor but not until after the story of what she had been doing was told. Sherri kept asking me if I was all right which was really nice of her. She later told me that I should have a long talk with Leigh Anne when we got back to Gainesville because she's going down the wrong path completely and I'm really good for her because I'm a really nice guy.
I then announced my plans to head back out and one of the other girls asked if I was going alone without Leigh Anne. When I said yes she was happy for me and gave me a high five for doing the right thing. That was awesome. It seemed like I had everybody on my side, except Renee who had also passed out. I packed the camera and the pack of Gold Coin condoms just in case! Before I left, Sherri told me that she probably won't be ready to drive the next morning at first and asked if I would drive first. Of course. That was cool that she came to me and had things worked out that way I would have loved to see Leigh Anne's reaction when Sherri let me drive again and not her.
I then headed out for over four and a half hours on my own!!! I first headed straight down Bourbon Street and then started going perpendicular all over the place as far as the big museum and even across Canal Street for a little while. I figured I could get more action in the back streets than I could on Bourbon. I also didn't feel like putting up with the crowds after the near riot Leigh Anne and I had to push through. She didn't help much either because she was being a fucking rude bitch and I had to apologize many times for her. I almost got in a fight once as these military looking guys were just shoving through the crowd. At the same time this other big guy and I screamed at two of them as I put my hand right on his chest holding him back. I started by yelling, "What the fuck's your problem!!!"
I was on Bourbon right at the start and was about twenty feet away from a balcony when suddenly some guy fell and splattered on the road. I watched the reactions of the people on the balcony as they stared in awe and disbelief. The police then came rushing in like fools on their horses and almost trampled people and hurt a lot more than helped because they were cramming far too many people into too small a space and were scaring the horses until they were almost uncontrollable. They seemed like new recruits because last year they handled themselves mush better and I was disappointed because of New Orleans' boast that their police are the best at crowd control. I tried to get close enough for a picture but couldn't.
I was walking along a back road when I came across a man completely naked on a balcony. I was intrigued by the crowd of girls underneath him. One was a punk slut but really turned me on. Most of her head was shaved to a quarter inch but the parts that weren't were dyed bright red. She was wearing combat boots and was in only her underwear which showed a nice tan line and half of a small tattoo on her right cheek. She was wearing a leather jacket and had an old white thin muscle shirt underneath that was bunched up under her big tits from where she had shown herself. She was disgusting but I loved it. I really wanted a picture but didn't want to get my ass kicked by her boyfriend.
I later was walking along when suddenly a bunch of guys started yelling a slammed this one guy against a storefront window. They were yelling that he had bodyslammed a Pikes girlfriend onto the sidewalk. Thus about ten guys beat the living shit out of the guy. They were all kicking him everywhere with no mercy: on the head, in the nuts, in the side, all as hard as they could. It was vicious and awesome and I took a picture! He he! The guy was left crumpled in the gutter with only a single girl trying to help him.
I eventually went back on Bourbon and had one attractive girl put her hands on my beads like she wanted them. She was gorgeous but left too quick or I would have definitely done something. I then came across this crowd of blacks. Some guy on the sidewalk said that a girl was giving a guy a blow job so I went in for a closer look. The one was nasty but she had two friends, one of which was really attractive. They were all dressed like Shar¡ would dress and I loved it. This big black guy, who didn't know them, offered his services as their pimp and was selling kisses. I picked the gorgeous one and let her have what she wanted. She picked a long white one which I didn't really care for anyway which was cool.
I had watched her kiss only one other guy and it didn't last long at all. She was kind of holding back from the whole thing. I then put my beads over her neck and then put my hands on her back and we started kissing. She went deep first moving her tongue around every bit of my mouth and I quickly did the same to her. Her tongue was cold from the icy hurricane she was drinking but it was still the most awesome kiss I have had in along time. It was perfect. Our lips were pressured together perfectly, our teeth never hit, and our tongues covered every inch of each others' mouths. I would give anything to find a kisser like that. I dare say she was as good as me!!! Shar¡ is the only one if anybody who has ever compared... definitely!!! Chris told me later that it's funny how it can be so good even though as soon as it's over we will never see each other again... ever!!!
Our kiss lasted much longer than any other as her hands moved and she started feeling my penis. Suddenly her friend started getting mobbed and the black guy pulled her away from me. He asked her if I was a good kisser and she said that she doesn't know because he din;t give her time to find out!!! That was fucking awesome and I went home right after that, more that satisfied because all I wanted was one experience to make it all memorable, no matter how desperate it was. I could taste her hurricane when we were done, and her lipstick and it was awesome. I later told Leigh Anne when I confessed that it felt so good, that I realized I had truly lost any feelings for her. She didn't really appreciate that to much but who cares! It's time to find someone new!!!!!
I slept on the rug with only a pillow for only two hours when Sherri woke me and told me that she was ready to leave early. She ended up driving because I was tired and I ended up sleeping most of the way. Renee drove once and ended up getting a ticket for going 78 in a 55 zone through one lane construction. He said that was why he was going to give it to her because in situations like that there is no way out in emergency situations when you go at speed like that. I fully agreed. We then stopped at Defuniak Springs and ate at McDonalds. We made it home at around five. Alive thank God!!!
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