Life just keeps getting better and better, so it seems. My life seems to be a roller coaster that travels up and down from being sleepy to hyper. I never get depressed, I'm too much of an optimist. All I have to do is look at a pretty girl or think about how wonderful I am, and the blues seem to just keep away. Besides, the best way to solve your problems... is to go to sleep. That's one of my philosophies, although I tend not to use it that often in real life. My life is definitely on an upward path again because I've had too much fun this weekend as well as today.
Valerie got busted by her father Friday morning for using his credit card numbers to mail order stuff. Therefore she wouldn't be getting any travel money for Busch Gardens so we pretty much called it off. We decided that we should just go to see her friends and hang out in Tampa all day Saturday. As the day went on, she started thinking that maybe we should just stay in Gainesville and go tubing in the river. I figured that we'd end up going to Tampa anyway so i left my plans wide open. Ed never intended to go with us because he wanted it to be just me and Valerie as a pair for the weekend, and didn't think he'd have fun if she and I hung together all day. He instead planned a date with a girl named Noelle and told Valerie that he just had too much homework and wanted to ride his bicycle. After Noelle called and said that she was going out of town, and would call him again on Tuesday, I urged him to suggest to Valerie that we all just go ahead and go to Tampa. I liked that idea better anyway because I wanted to stay for Sunday with my family. So at 8:30, we finally decided that we were going to go to Tampa, and Busch Gardens, too.
Ed had a Chemistry test with Chris from 5:30 to 7:30 earlier on Friday, so Valerie and I went out to a listening party for Sin‚ad O'Connor's new CD at this alternative record store near campus. She got a free CD and poster, and I got a free cassette single and a couple of posters. After we all decided on our trip, we went to the movie theater and saw Captain Ron with Martin Short. It was really funny and was the best movie I've seen so far up here. It was really good. Now that Ed and Valerie are effectively split up, I brought him into the conversations at the theater and all three of us had a good time. I was looking at the cute girls in line and the three of us were rating them. Valerie's shoelaces came untied and she was in a really short dress so I kneeled down and tied them for her. In the theater we were talking and she said that we didn't need to try so hard to look down her dress, she'd just take it off for us. Ed turned away and later said that he was just being polite. Fuck being polite. But of course she didn't pull her shirt down all of the way, but I'm quite sure she would in private if in the right mood.
She asked me about my fantasies, so we took turns telling each other some of them. She already knows about the two women at once fantasy, and the shower fantasy, she wanted better ones. I had to think for a little while but I finally remembered a good one. I want to make out with a girl, even to the extent of having sex, in the water at the beach in the middle of the day while people are everywhere. Of course we'd be in shoulder deep water. I've always pictured this fantasy at Sand Key, but I've also thought about the same situation in a lake, Lake Blue Ridge in particular. I also had never told anybody before and it was funny opening up like that. She has ones such as having sex in a river, and sneaking into a public restroom. I haven't had that fantasy since Jana was commenting on how gross people that have sex in bathrooms are. Abby used to have the river fantasy also, and I think there is some kind of psychological thing that wanting to make love in a river means, as compared to my ocean or lake, which are big bodies of water.
On the way out, Ed went to the potty, so Valerie and I hung out in the lobby. We were in pretty good moods after such a funny movie. I noticed that my shoelace had come untied so I told her that it was her turn to tie mine. She did, despite her dress, and despite the fact that we were right in the middle of the lobby with people everywhere. There were three black guys on a bench that saw and were pointing and laughing. I thought it was funny. We then took her home and went home ourselves to pack and get some sleep. I went through all the newspapers to take the stuff I didn't want home so they could read them and then recycle them. I also took Cathy all of our aluminum cans so she could get money for them. We were up and back at her house by 7:30 Saturday morning. I had gone out after classes on Friday to buy a fuse for my radio which I so dearly missed. I went from WalMart to Ace to Radio Shack to Target to some auto store and finally to a place called Sound Ideas which was back near campus. There I finally found the fuse I needed. Actually, my fuse was a weird number, so I finally found somebody who knew an alternate for it. It only cost fifty cents.
It was awesome driving on the interstate with my bass tube. It used to be that the wind drowned out the radio because I drive with my windows down. Now it's perfect. I followed Ed and Valerie for a while, but after we got gas, I took the lead. It wasn't really like leading though, it was more like fucking waiting. Every once in a while I would have the urge to go faster and I'd just blow him away, passing a bunch of cars in the process. I then had to wait for him to catch up but it was worth it. If he would have set his cruise control at seventy-five instead of fluctuating around seventy, then I would have been happy. I then found a semi truck that was perfect for drafting. Most are too high off the ground, and all of the air comes under them and hits you, and most really stink. But this one was beautiful, and he was going fast enough, too. It's awesome because you can really feel the difference when you're drafting him especially when you have the windows down. We were going eighty and it had completely stopped vibrating which it does at really high speeds. I was right behind him, changing lanes with him, for a really long time and Ed later said that he was jealous.
We didn't get to Tampa until ten and the I still had to go home to get one of my employee passes. I hadn't called so my family had no idea that I was coming. I dropped Ed and Valerie off at Denny's near Busch Gardens and left. When I got home, Chrissy was the first out the door, and father was even home. They all came out to see me and were definitely surprised. I stayed for about twenty minutes and told them to have a place ready for me to sleep when I got home. The have completely redone my room, now there is the couch where my bed used to be, and there are toys everywhere where Chrissy and Cathy play. I didn't get back until 11:15 only to find that Ed had gone off to have a check cashed at a grocery store. Since there are no grocery stores near Busch Gardens I figured he'd be a while so Valerie and I just sat there and talked in the front of Denny's. When he got back at 11:45, he didn't get to cash a check, so he hardly had any money for the day. He had promised to pay for Valerie's ticket, so there went my extra money. Stupid shit.
Valerie wanted some sunscreen and was running around asking anybody if they had any she could borrow for at least half an hour which pissed me off, but after that things went perfect. We walked through Myombe Reserve and then saw the Clydesdales. I then convinced her to go on Questor which she thought would be stupid. The line was really short which was good. I wouldn't tell them what was going to happen, I wanted their first time to be like mine, when I didn't know what the hell was going to happen. At the beginning of the ride, the video and sound tracks got screwed and cut off. We sat there while the ride went through all of the motions, while I narrated the whole time. 'Now we're... going over a waterfall!' and stuff like that. It was funny. They told us that they were unsure of how long it would be before the problem was fixed so that we could ride again, which scared most of the people off. We were three of the only five people that stayed, and it turned out to only be a very short wait. It was much better than she expected even after the first 'ride.'
We then took the Skyride to the center, and I sat with Valerie. In line there was this European family behind us. Valerie knew because she noticed that the two girls didn't shave their armpits. They were both about my age and would have been very attractive despite their hairy flaw. She thought it was strange though that they did shave their legs. Since I had nothing better to do, I flirted with the younger one. I think she took the hint because I started hanging back from Valerie and Ed and she started getting really close. As we were standing at one of the line's turns, I had my hand on the railing and was turned away from her. She comes and leans forward on the railing right next to me so that her crotch was right against my hand. I stupidly didn't look in her eyes as I slowly unwedged it, to see if it was intentional or not, but I really think it was.
I took them first to the Congo River Rapids and expected a long line. I was shocked when the line was only three rows long, and it took us less than ten minutes where it used to take over an hour in the middle of the day. Valerie and I sat together and left Ed to sit with some old Spanish woman. She really didn't want to get her hair wet so I told her to put her head near my lap when the waves come, and she laughed at me. But she must of found that to be the best idea because she kept on leaning there so I'd get wet instead of her. We then went to the Bumper Cars and took out our frustrations on each other. I also refused to gang up on Ed, I actually was more interested in gang banging her... whoops, I meant ganging up on her. We were having lots of fun though, and I kept talking to Ed just to make sure he didn't start feeling rejected. It really sucks to have to drag around a pissed off person at Busch Gardens. It ruins all of the fun, and luckily it never happened.
I just had my computer engraved by the police department. The guys are coming around to all of the dorms with the engraver and put your Social Security number on anything you want. I think it's a good idea and want to get my bicycle engraved tomorrow downstairs.
Anyway, back at Busch Gardens, we then headed over towards my Flume ride. I was thoroughly enjoying all of the girls that were walking around and was doing my best to flirt with them. Valerie and Ed went into the store to get a plastic bag for over her head while I went into the back of the Flume to visit. I walked up the stairs and Brad was on the control panel. We talked and caught up real quick. I asked him if he had gotten his transfer and he had. It will move him to the Congo and Timbuktu rides in a week. I then asked if my friends and I could still come through the back and skip the line. He said sure so I went to get them. I met Frank in the back and we talked. I asked him who all was still there that I know, since I had just seen a bunch of new girls out front. He said that Mark and KIM were here and that Marcella was over in the lounge. I was extremely happy to hear that Kin was there. I thought she had already been fired, and I wouldn't get to see her. He told me that Sharlene had quit because she would have been fired otherwise. As I was running out I ran past Marcella and said hi.
I brought Ed and Valerie through the back and we loaded in the boat. I was in the very front and Valerie was right behind me. We threw Ed in the back. I ended up leaning back on her and toward the end she was using her thighs to squeeze me and I told her to be careful, I might come. I was referring to when she dry humped Ed and we both cracked up. He asked what we said and she told him. MArk was in the first box and he was on the phone with Kim. I waved and said hi. Thinking back, I think he called her to tell her that I was on the ride. I told Valerie that I disliked him because he was my only competition for the girls on the ride. She said that he was cute. As we went up Lift 2 I could see Kim in the doorway. She was off the phone with Mark, which was good. Maybe she didn't want to make me jealous. I wish. It was wonderful seeing her pretty hazel eyes and gorgeous hair again. She pulled out her cup of ice water, of course, and got ready to throw it on me. We were saying hi at the same time I deflected the cup so that only half got me and some got her.
Valerie later was saying how pretty she is and how wonderful her hair is. She asked me what color Kim's eyes are, and said if they had been blue, she would be perfect. I'm happy with hazel. I was so elated after seeing Kim again that it was almost like being on drugs. It was an artificial high that lasted the rest of the day. When we got to the unloading brake, Alan was working on the opposite side so I asked him if we could go again and he said yes. It was asking quite a bit but I'm really glad that he let us. The new girl seemed a little confused at why she was letting us stay on, but she'll live. Valerie thought it was really cool that I had the power to first skip the line, and then get to go again. She was really impressed, especially when I told her that it was my supervisor who I talked into letting us go again. She later told me that she had more fun than she probably would have otherwise because she had a personal guide who knew his way around and knew all of the best places to go. This time Frank was in Spillway and he laughed at me. Kim picked up the entire ice chest this time but I knew that she wouldn't do it because Valerie was in there with me. I pleaded with her as we went over telling how much I really like her hair. She told me that she likes my blue eyes as she tossed a handful of ice into my lap. It was funny.
I stopped and talked to Alan as we got off an asked him about Christopher. He is up to six pounds and is doing fine, but Alan doesn't know what sleep is anymore. Valerie thought it was cool how I kept talking to and kept getting talked to by employees all over the park. She didn't really believe that I knew so many of them at first. We then went to the Tidal Wave where Danya waved at me from inside the control panel. Christine was unloading so I turned up and talked to her for a second. Valerie knudged me because I kept talking to all of the girls. After the ride, I got up and almost gave Christine a nice big sopping wet hug, but she deferred me. We then stood behind the panels on the bridge and watched the splashes. There were these three really cute sorority looking girls there too, all wearing white. The best looking one was braless and her tits were completely visible, not to mention perfect. Valerie didn't look bad herself, in her wet white leotard and jean shorts.
Her phone number is 377-7685. She just told me. I used Ed's black book to call her to see what's up. She completely hates Ed now, to the point where she doesn't want to call or come over if he's here. That's why she gave me her phone number. He really pissed her off this weekend, especially on the trip back Saturday night, and while they were here. Valerie's friends, Brenda and Janet turned out liking me and hating Ed. They thought I was crude at first until they got to know me as the night went on. They thought Ed was stupid. Valerie feels exactly the same now. She wants me to go dancing with her and a really gorgeous smart single girl named Tanya, and possibly Noelle. I told her how Ed thought he was going out this weekend with her, and she laughed and said that Noelle doesn't like him. We just got off the phone at about nine.
I'm going to jump ahead to the really important part, Kim, and possibly go back and finish the wonderful weekend. Last night at 7:30, after I took my shower and got everything ready to come back to Gainesville, I called Kim. Her brother answered and it took her a couple of seconds to come to the phone. She seemed a little surprised and asked what I was still doing in Tampa. I told her how we came down and how I stayed for Sunday. She got 'mad' at me for waiting until my last half hour to call her. She told me what all was going on at Busch Gardens, and how the supervisors had tried to keep her but the new area supervisor didn't let her to stay because she'd been written up. She's interviewing for another job that she really doesn't want, typesetting and stuff like that. I told her how I've been out dancing and partying every weekend and she let me know again how she had told me that I would be out partying all of the time once I got here. I told her how I agreed with the letter and laughed when I read it. I also told her that her hair was mangled and I was heartbroken. She told me that she'd have to send me another.
We started talking about birthdays and I asked her if she was going to send me a card. She said she'd go out and send it this week so she doesn't forget. I asked her what gift she was going to get me, and she was pondering over finding something neat to give me. I suggested a lock of her hair. She said that it would be quite a sacrifice. The thought of an entire lock of her hair had never crossed my mind, though it's interesting, I was thinking more around four inches. But if she's willing to make such a sacrifice for me, then I'm more than willing to accept it.
Monday, September 21, 1992
Thursday, September 17, 1992
September 17, 1992 - Thursday - Val, Melissa, Francoise
Monday night, Ed spent a very long time on the telephone with Valerie. At twelve he finally got off and then announced that he was going over to Valerie's at 1:30. We all jokingly cheered him on, telling him now's his chance to get laid. Jon asked him what he had to lose. It sort of worried me though because I thought that she might be giving in to go back out with him. Girls do shit like that even when they don't really like the person. It's emotional insecurity because they sometimes think they might be in love with the guy when they really aren't. Ed stayed over all night and I didn't see him again until late the next day but he didn't say anything about it. I didn't see her again until last night when she showed up around eight while I was just finishing up a phone call from home. They mainly wanted to know what all was going on, and how soon either I am coming home, or they are coming up. Valerie looked sort of dressed up and I saw Ed getting dressed so I figured that they were going out somewhere.
Suddenly, everything made a screeching turn for the better. It turned out that she just dropped by to see us, and that Ed was going to a little Floor Senators' meeting to present his idea for a progressive dinner. He wants each room on a floor to make one course and then the entire floor would get together for a meal. This would help us to get to know each other. I sat with Valerie in the kitchen and asked her what was up and told her my fears. She laughed and told me that it all went perfectly. She told Ed that she was still in love with the guy she used to date and didn't want to be anything more than friends. She said that she invited him over just so he would know that she still did want to be friends though. She also said that she was already asleep by the time he got there that night.
She really didn't like the way he tried to control her when they were 'going out' and said that she really didn't want to be with him all the time because she doesn't love him. He asked something stupid like, 'What does this mean, that we should only see each other once a week?' and we made fun of him. He called his mom before he left and we were ragging on him that he was calling mommy to ask her what he was allowed to do this week. We, especially I, say some really evil things about him but they are so true and we always laugh. Valerie and I were in my room planning a trip this weekend with the maps on my CD encyclopedia. She says she's really jealous of it because when she begged her parents for a computer, they bought her a piece of shit Commodore. Oh well. We really want to go to a real beach and we were trying to decide between Clearwater, Sarasota, or Daytona. I remembered that the beaches south of Tampa have red tide so we decided on Daytona.
I then brought of the fact that we were hungry for ice cream. She really wanted to go and said that she would drive because her car was downstairs. We picked Baskin Robbins because there were some really good coupons in the Sunday paper. On the way we talked about everything from going out to how glad she is that Ed is finally off her back. We joked that I was really the guy she loved, and was the reason she couldn't see Ed anymore. She told me that if we go out, she's going to erase every thought of other girls from my mind first. Good luck, dear. Baskin Robbins was pretty empty when we first got there. Kimmon, a guy on my floor in Beaty was there with three friends and we waved. I ordered a banana jubilee with a big scoop of cookies-n-cream, and rocky road, topped with whipped cream, tons of hot fudge, and a cherry. She ordered a big sundae and I paid for both.
We ate there and kept talking about the past few days' events. She showed me a cute little wooden mouse on her shirt's zipper so I looked down her shirt but she was wearing a leotard from dance class. She laughed because there was nothing to see. She finally told me what she and Ed did that Sunday morning while I was on the floor sleeping in her apartment. She dry humped him and he came. Big deal. I told her that I was disappointed, and had imagined a bit more since he seemed so excited about it for so long afterwards. I also found out that he told her that he still thought they had a chance when we went to St. Augustine. I laughed, and so did she, because we both were talking about how they really had no chance while we were there. Besides, by then, she and Ed had already had three talks where she told him it wasn't going to work but I guess it didn't sink into his desperate head. He also told her earlier that he wanted to spend more time with her alone, but it always seemed like one (me!) or more of his roommates were always around to ruin that idea. She told Jon and I that she wanted it that way because we are so much more fun than Ed is. Ha. We talked about kissing, too. She told me that Ed really sucks because he bits her lip or something like that. I told her that I'm a really good kisser, straight from Nicole's lips.
It took a while for us to get back, and when we did, we had forgotten to photocopy a paper for Jon and had even left it way down in the car. All that meant was that I'd have to walk down with her to get it when she left. Darn. We found out that Ed had already come back from his meeting, but had left again to study in the downstairs library. Jon was doing homework by the desk so we sat down to talk. She asked if either one of us knows how to give a massage. I said no but I'd give it a try. I've had plenty of experience getting massages. So I ended up giving her a really good, and long, back rub until she was bent way over in her chair moaning. Of course, Ed walks in, but I kept going. It was fun.
We then went downstairs and hung around her car for a long time just talking. She said that she is going dancing with a bunch of her dancer friends this weekend. She says they are fun, and she doesn't want Ed there this time to take away from it. She told me to try and brush him out of our plans this weekend, and not to tell Jon either. I'm more than happy to oblige. She called again later and said that she might have an even better idea for this weekend. Some friends of hers from Miami are coming up to Tampa, and we could meet them there, and possibly rent a hotel room to crash in. We would then go to Busch Gardens on Saturday and squeeze Clearwater Beach in somewhere. that would be awesome! I'd really like that to work out.
I've also been having lots of fun in German yesterday and today. On Tuesday I came in late and Fran‡oise was sitting somewhere else which depressed me. But yesterday she came back to sit next to me. There's a goof named Ian in our class that always comes in all sweaty with his headband and bicycle helmet still on and we make fun of him. She says it's because she has a secret personal attraction to him. Melissa and I have also been joking around a lot the last two classes. I really like seeing her laugh because she's so pretty when she does. Yesterday, Elaine was asking us what we read in German, and we were supposed to be answering in German that, 'I read a book.' and, 'I read the book.' I joked to Melissa that, 'Ich lese Mein Kampf.' and we laughed. Elaine always asks us, 'Was ist das?' while she holds something up or points at something. We usually say, 'Das ist das Buch.' or, 'Das ist die Wand.' If it's a feminine noun we say it softly, and the masculine we say really deeply. While Melissa and I were on the Nazi subject, I come up with, 'Das ist das Fuehrer.' and we cracked up. The way I said it was hilarious and she really loved it. I was very proud of myself and am glad to be getting on her better side.
It awes me to think about how I can be so funny so much. I don't really have to think about these things, they just pop into my head. I don't mean making fun of people either, I'm talking about pure sarcastic humor. I said something to Valerie last night that she liked and then she asked me, 'You really are funny, aren't you?' Afterwards in German, Melissa told me that was damn funny and we started laughing again. We keep getting into these short little laughing fits in class where we joke about something which lightens it up and makes it much more interesting. I also scored some brownie points with Elaine because she was later asking us what we eat, and the people were answering with a couple of short food words off of a vocabulary page in the book. I bust out with, 'Ich esse Weinerschnitzel.' which is a veal cutlet. You could tell that she wasn't suspecting it and we ended up having a class discussion on it, such as where it is from and how it is made. I learned the word from Derek because Mehtap made it for him once.
When I got there today, I was early because I had finished my Physics quiz early, the period before. This guy from Tampa that went to Jesuit was also there so we stood outside and looked over the second story wall at the girls walking on the street and sidewalk below. We kept rating them and were even flirting with a really cute one on a bench who was doing her homework. I had both Melissa and Fran‡oise next to me again and we kept talking the whole period. Melissa and I kept joking and laughing the entire time today. I asked her what she is doing this weekend and told her what we planned. I joked with Fran‡oise every once in a while but I waited to really talk to her until after class. I walked out with her and we talked about our coming up weekends. I found out that she is from Clearwater and she told me to get a tan for her if we end up at the beach. We just stood down in the patio for a few seconds and talked before we parted.
What amazing fun!!!
Suddenly, everything made a screeching turn for the better. It turned out that she just dropped by to see us, and that Ed was going to a little Floor Senators' meeting to present his idea for a progressive dinner. He wants each room on a floor to make one course and then the entire floor would get together for a meal. This would help us to get to know each other. I sat with Valerie in the kitchen and asked her what was up and told her my fears. She laughed and told me that it all went perfectly. She told Ed that she was still in love with the guy she used to date and didn't want to be anything more than friends. She said that she invited him over just so he would know that she still did want to be friends though. She also said that she was already asleep by the time he got there that night.
She really didn't like the way he tried to control her when they were 'going out' and said that she really didn't want to be with him all the time because she doesn't love him. He asked something stupid like, 'What does this mean, that we should only see each other once a week?' and we made fun of him. He called his mom before he left and we were ragging on him that he was calling mommy to ask her what he was allowed to do this week. We, especially I, say some really evil things about him but they are so true and we always laugh. Valerie and I were in my room planning a trip this weekend with the maps on my CD encyclopedia. She says she's really jealous of it because when she begged her parents for a computer, they bought her a piece of shit Commodore. Oh well. We really want to go to a real beach and we were trying to decide between Clearwater, Sarasota, or Daytona. I remembered that the beaches south of Tampa have red tide so we decided on Daytona.
I then brought of the fact that we were hungry for ice cream. She really wanted to go and said that she would drive because her car was downstairs. We picked Baskin Robbins because there were some really good coupons in the Sunday paper. On the way we talked about everything from going out to how glad she is that Ed is finally off her back. We joked that I was really the guy she loved, and was the reason she couldn't see Ed anymore. She told me that if we go out, she's going to erase every thought of other girls from my mind first. Good luck, dear. Baskin Robbins was pretty empty when we first got there. Kimmon, a guy on my floor in Beaty was there with three friends and we waved. I ordered a banana jubilee with a big scoop of cookies-n-cream, and rocky road, topped with whipped cream, tons of hot fudge, and a cherry. She ordered a big sundae and I paid for both.
We ate there and kept talking about the past few days' events. She showed me a cute little wooden mouse on her shirt's zipper so I looked down her shirt but she was wearing a leotard from dance class. She laughed because there was nothing to see. She finally told me what she and Ed did that Sunday morning while I was on the floor sleeping in her apartment. She dry humped him and he came. Big deal. I told her that I was disappointed, and had imagined a bit more since he seemed so excited about it for so long afterwards. I also found out that he told her that he still thought they had a chance when we went to St. Augustine. I laughed, and so did she, because we both were talking about how they really had no chance while we were there. Besides, by then, she and Ed had already had three talks where she told him it wasn't going to work but I guess it didn't sink into his desperate head. He also told her earlier that he wanted to spend more time with her alone, but it always seemed like one (me!) or more of his roommates were always around to ruin that idea. She told Jon and I that she wanted it that way because we are so much more fun than Ed is. Ha. We talked about kissing, too. She told me that Ed really sucks because he bits her lip or something like that. I told her that I'm a really good kisser, straight from Nicole's lips.
It took a while for us to get back, and when we did, we had forgotten to photocopy a paper for Jon and had even left it way down in the car. All that meant was that I'd have to walk down with her to get it when she left. Darn. We found out that Ed had already come back from his meeting, but had left again to study in the downstairs library. Jon was doing homework by the desk so we sat down to talk. She asked if either one of us knows how to give a massage. I said no but I'd give it a try. I've had plenty of experience getting massages. So I ended up giving her a really good, and long, back rub until she was bent way over in her chair moaning. Of course, Ed walks in, but I kept going. It was fun.
We then went downstairs and hung around her car for a long time just talking. She said that she is going dancing with a bunch of her dancer friends this weekend. She says they are fun, and she doesn't want Ed there this time to take away from it. She told me to try and brush him out of our plans this weekend, and not to tell Jon either. I'm more than happy to oblige. She called again later and said that she might have an even better idea for this weekend. Some friends of hers from Miami are coming up to Tampa, and we could meet them there, and possibly rent a hotel room to crash in. We would then go to Busch Gardens on Saturday and squeeze Clearwater Beach in somewhere. that would be awesome! I'd really like that to work out.
I've also been having lots of fun in German yesterday and today. On Tuesday I came in late and Fran‡oise was sitting somewhere else which depressed me. But yesterday she came back to sit next to me. There's a goof named Ian in our class that always comes in all sweaty with his headband and bicycle helmet still on and we make fun of him. She says it's because she has a secret personal attraction to him. Melissa and I have also been joking around a lot the last two classes. I really like seeing her laugh because she's so pretty when she does. Yesterday, Elaine was asking us what we read in German, and we were supposed to be answering in German that, 'I read a book.' and, 'I read the book.' I joked to Melissa that, 'Ich lese Mein Kampf.' and we laughed. Elaine always asks us, 'Was ist das?' while she holds something up or points at something. We usually say, 'Das ist das Buch.' or, 'Das ist die Wand.' If it's a feminine noun we say it softly, and the masculine we say really deeply. While Melissa and I were on the Nazi subject, I come up with, 'Das ist das Fuehrer.' and we cracked up. The way I said it was hilarious and she really loved it. I was very proud of myself and am glad to be getting on her better side.
It awes me to think about how I can be so funny so much. I don't really have to think about these things, they just pop into my head. I don't mean making fun of people either, I'm talking about pure sarcastic humor. I said something to Valerie last night that she liked and then she asked me, 'You really are funny, aren't you?' Afterwards in German, Melissa told me that was damn funny and we started laughing again. We keep getting into these short little laughing fits in class where we joke about something which lightens it up and makes it much more interesting. I also scored some brownie points with Elaine because she was later asking us what we eat, and the people were answering with a couple of short food words off of a vocabulary page in the book. I bust out with, 'Ich esse Weinerschnitzel.' which is a veal cutlet. You could tell that she wasn't suspecting it and we ended up having a class discussion on it, such as where it is from and how it is made. I learned the word from Derek because Mehtap made it for him once.
When I got there today, I was early because I had finished my Physics quiz early, the period before. This guy from Tampa that went to Jesuit was also there so we stood outside and looked over the second story wall at the girls walking on the street and sidewalk below. We kept rating them and were even flirting with a really cute one on a bench who was doing her homework. I had both Melissa and Fran‡oise next to me again and we kept talking the whole period. Melissa and I kept joking and laughing the entire time today. I asked her what she is doing this weekend and told her what we planned. I joked with Fran‡oise every once in a while but I waited to really talk to her until after class. I walked out with her and we talked about our coming up weekends. I found out that she is from Clearwater and she told me to get a tan for her if we end up at the beach. We just stood down in the patio for a few seconds and talked before we parted.
What amazing fun!!!
Monday, September 14, 1992
September 14, 1992 - Monday - Masquerades, Valerie
I unfortunately did not succeed in smearing Melissa's test score into the ground. I got an 87% and bitch got a hundred. I didn't really mind because now I have room to improve, which I will do. She was in a really talkative and joyous mood today which made me happy.
So much has happened this short little weekend that I'm not quite sure where to begin. I don't really want to write about Melissa and Fran‡oise yet. I'll save them for later and start with last Friday. I was home in between second and sixth periods when Valerie called. She asked me if I wanted to come along with her to the mall. She told me that she had been with Ed a few days earlier and he was a real bore and a pain in the ass while she was trying to shop. She told me to ask Ed if he wanted to come, though. When I got back from Calculus I asked him if he wanted to come with 'us' to the mall and he said that he had some other things hat he needed to do. He then asked who 'us' was, me and Jon? I told him no, it was me and Valerie. Ha ha. He told me to have fun so I did.
She picked me up at two and we were off. I realized and told her how this is the first time that we have ever done anything together by ourselves. I hope Ed wasn't jealous. I had about thirty dollars with me and ended up spending all but seven of it. I was somewhat pissed off that I had but oh well. We went to the bathroom Victoria's Secret first to pick up some things that she had left on hold there before. Her mom sent her money to her checking account last night so now she had some spending money. We then went into a clothing store. She picked out some stuff to try on while I flirted with the salesgirls. The one with us had on a shirt that showed off some major cleavage. The other two were also good looking and I had fun. And of course there were all of the girls that were there buying stuff, too. With Valerie, I had an excuse to be in there and see and talk to them. She would come out and get my opinion on the outfits but she ended up not buying anything there.
We also went to The Gap where the salesman was a complete fag. I made fun of him to her and was mocking his moves as we picked out clothes for her. I heard some girl who was buying clothes for her boyfriend ask this guy if he'd wear a certain outfit and he said yes. I would have immediately put it back and Valerie and I were laughing about that. We walked through the Food Court afterwards and went to the pretzel place. Valerie recognized the cashier so she gave us two cheddar pretzels and a soft drink. I grabbed two straws and we went and sat down. We kept joking about getting our pictures taken together in the photo booth to really piss Ed off. She wanted me to hang them on my wall and just wait until he saw them. She was really going to do it, too. We kept talking about undressing in them and everything. After we ate our pretzels she wanted some cookie cups from the cookie shop so I bought three. I got myself a double chocolate which was a chocolate cookie baked in a cupcake cup and filled with chocolate chips, and topped with vanilla frosting and M&Ms. It was surprisingly good.
We later went into the lingerie half of Victoria's Secret. She can't take Ed in there because she says he freaks out and starts acting like a baby. I know that because of the way he acted when Jon and I took him in there that time. I am obviously much more mature and helped her pick out some underwear. She got a very see-through body suit that she was supposed to wear dancing Saturday night but chickened out. She claims that she didn't want Cooper to think that she is a slut. She also wouldn't let me approve of her choices when she tried them on either. Damn. There was a really big girl there that I would have sworn played Volleyball for UF. She was almost six feet but was in no way overweight, except for her chest, which was humongous! She was blonde and had a perfect body. She was there with a friend and we talked to them when we were checking out. I later told the guys that I saw Kim Hale buying underwear but I'm not sure that it was her. I doubt it. She was very impressive though.
Contempo's was next and had some really good looking salesgirls. Ours, Meredith, was very hot and I would have done her in a heartbeat. One was wearing a bra top that kept slipping WAY down. I liked it in there because all of the girls were my age and wanted to flirt. Valerie didn't show me everything because she said that she came out and I was so absorbed that she didn't want to bother me. I did pick out a really nice short skirt that matched her hair and looked really good on her so she bought it. Another good one was The Body Shop. I flirted hard with this one girl who was wearing a very low-cut dress. The only thing was that it seemed like Valerie and I were boyfriend and girlfriend which made it a bit harder to flirt with the other girls. In that store I got to sit in a chair that looked up into the entire changing area that was up about four steps higher than the rest of the store. The doors only covered half of the doorways on the stalls and it made for a very interesting view from where I was. One girl from UF came out braless in a mesh top and turned around pretty quick when she saw me. She was built rather nicely.
Valerie and I had been talking earlier about decorating the walls in my room so we went to Spencer's and to B. Dalton's to get our materials. She really likes the fact that I am interested in the Paris modeling scene and know a lot about it. Most girls do because those models are their idols and girls would rather see a guy looking at Claudia Schiffer than some Playboy whore. With her approval, and mine, I bought a gorgeous poster of Cindy Crawford in really short jean shorts with her arm's crossed to hide her boobs. It's really nice and Chris approved. We also spent a long time looking through magazines like Vogue and Cosmopolitan to find a couple with lots of good pictures. There is now a giant collage on one of the walls and part of the roof with room to grow. I also found an awesome 1993 calendar on my favorite model, Claudia! The last poster was a really pretty one of a mother Bengal tiger with her cub. I also bought a really cool card with whales on the front to mail to Tracey.
We then went to Target so I could buy tape and tacks, and she needed some cosmetics. It was rather late when we finally got back and she wanted to order pizzas and then maybe go to a party later at Gatorwood Apartments. While we were hanging the stuff in my room, Jon's parents showed up to visit for a little while. Afterwards, she asked Ed about ordering pizza and he was being an asshole and she left. He thought all was well until I told him what he had done. He told me to fuck off but I quickly calmed him down and we were friends again a few minutes later. Chris called her later and told me that I was right about why she was pissed off but we didn't tell Ed.
On Saturday, she was going back to the mall again. This time was to take gorgeous little Audrey shopping so I begged her to take me again. She was surprised that I wanted to shop more because I am a guy but said that shopping with me was really fun because I am helpful and I don't bitch when she takes too long or anything like that. This time we talked Ed into coming and we left around noon. We picked up Audrey at the auditorium at Sante Fe Community College and then went to the mall. She only had a couple of hours so we somewhat hurried. We went first to the Food Court when Audrey realized that she left her wallet in the car so she went to get it.
When she came back I hadn't ordered anything so she asked me if I would go shopping with her. Valerie was wearing the skirt that I picked out yesterday and had told Audrey that I had good taste. We went into a bunch of stores but couldn't really find much. We were joking around a lot and having a pretty good time. She told me that she didn't want shorts because her legs are ugly and too fat. She was wearing jeans but I argued that they look really good. It gave me a good reason to stare at her legs and ass for a little while, too. I then suggested that we go to The Body Shop because I liked it better in there. Besides there were much cuter girls in there than in Dillards. The girl that I had flirted with yesterday recognized me and we said hi. I thought it was funny because this time I was with a different girl and she noticed.
I was really mean to that girl because I picked out some really slinky stuff. She later told Valerie that I had weird taste but I just wanted to get her into some stuff that would show her off to me. She looked really good in the tight little white tops but they weren't right for dancing. We ended up finding a really nice black dress that looked awesome on her. It also was cut square and low in the front and I knew that I'd get some good views that night, being so tall. And I got some full views. Damn, she's gorgeous! She is very sexy and should definitely model. Valerie and I both tell her this. Her back is really sexy, for I could see it all in that dress. I'd love to give her a massage. She also tried on a white dress that was way too big on the top. I don't know why she even showed me. If she would have worn that you could have easily seen her belly button straight down the top. I later told her that I liked the white one the best because it was so revealing. I also made jokes about her legs thereafter because they aren't that bad. I think she's too self-conscious about them.
We also ran around in Victoria's Secret for a while and I told her that she wasn't allowed to wear a bra under the dress and she didn't. Ed and I then bailed out and went and sat in the sun in the atrium in the center of the mall. Valerie bought me a double chocolate cookie cup and I ate it while we were out there. Audrey's mom picked her up at three out in front of the mall. We stopped at the pet shop where a girl was showing off hedgehogs. They were really cute but cost $179. I want one. I thought the girl that was showing them looked like a hedgehog herself. Ed and I joked about it. I guess it was the way her eyes were positioned and the way her cheeks were scrunched a bit.
We soon went home and hung out in our room for a while. I suggested that we do our laundry now while we had the chance so Ed and I did. There were two girls in there, one was decent. I'd take a shower with her. That's my latest little fantasy. When I'm bored now and see a pretty girl, I'll picture taking a shower with her. It's fun. Maybe I'll get a chance to fulfill my dreams soon. My wet dreams. I went down to get my whites by myself. I threw my underwear and socks and stuff in my yellow clothes basket. I was barefoot and in my dingy run-around-the-dorm clothes. As I walked to the elevator some people knocked for me to open the door. It was Fran‡oise and a bunch of her sorority friends and some people that lived on the ninth floor. I felt really stupid doing laundry at ten thirty on a Saturday night looking the way I did. We never go out until close to midnight so I had to figure out a way to explain myself to her on Monday. Fuck. That's all I could think.
Ed and I went and rented Poltergeist at Specs and then picked Jon up back at the dorm at around eleven. Valerie wanted drinks so we went over to Greek Mike's apartment where Chris was. Desiree and Gina showed up earlier from Jacksonville and are staying in Chris' and my room tonight. Gina is going out with computer nerd Mike. Chris said that last weekend she was drunk and was walking around in whoever's apartment and was going to fuck whoever showed up. That was Mike. She's pretty attractive and has big tits. She was already drunk off wine coolers when we got to the apartment and was hot. I cheered on Mike but he seemed uneasy. We took four Bacardi wine coolers and some rum and split. At Valerie's, she made blue Kool Aid and rum so that Jon, Ed, Ernesto, and Tony could play quarters. She told them to gang up on Ed because she wanted to get him drunk. He turned out to be a real asshole and ended up dropping and breaking the glass which broke up the party.
By that time, shy Kendra, her fat sister Kim, their Asian friend, Cooper (Cooter), Audrey, Cooper's sister Laura (Stick), their cowboy nerd friend, Valerie's friend Eric (who brought black cherry coolers), and some other people were there. I only drank half of a lime and half of a cherry cooler. Valerie and I were playing around the entire time. She didn't drink much because she was going to drive. We were making fun of Ed and were trying to make him jealous. She said that we couldn't do it there, but we would have to make out on the dance floor to really get him. After Ed broke the glass, we all went out to the cars to head over to Masquerades at the Florida Theater. I wanted to go to TJ's because I knew that I could get in and we were supposed to meet Chris and his party there. I really wanted to be around drunk Gina in that mini dress because I could have stolen her. We ended up at Masquerades though.
They were being really strict about ID's so Valerie told me to give her mine. She stuck her chest out at him and all. I saw his face change as he looked at mine but then he glanced up at me and let me in. Damn was I relieved. It was awesome inside. The lights, dance floor, and sound was much better than TJ's. So was the music. The only benefits of TJ's are the videos and the fresh air that comes in the back door every once in a while. But if I can get into Masquerades again, I'd rather go there. It was awesome and there were some pretty hot girls there. I kept flirting with them and realized that I need to start doing a bit more than flirting. We made a group out in the middle of the floor and danced there. I lasted a really long time. Ernesto, Tony, and Jon all ended up splitting early. The dancing in there was more intense than at TJ's though because you could feel the bass right up your spine, it was so deep.
Valerie and I kept talking to each other a lot. She thought Ed was dancing like John Travolta in Dance Fever. She and Audrey were doing lesbian dancing imitating some movie. We kept making chains where we'd get in behind someone and move with them. I was behind Valerie a few times and there was usually about five of us at a time doing it. At one point, the highlight of the evening, Valerie pulled me in between her and Audrey. Yum. Valerie ended up with her hands under my shirt and mine were planted on Audrey's sides. She's so short though that I accidentally grabbed the bottom half of her right tit to start with. Whoops! Not. That was really intense. Valerie still swears it is every guys fantasy to be with two woman at once and she keeps trying to find two for me. I'd take her and Audrey.
It was really stuffy by the time the place closed at four. They kept pumping steam in there the entire time for special effects. With the huge strobe lights and black lights, it made some really cool effects. They promised to keep it open as long as we wanted to stay next time, this was a one-time-only closing. There were a couple of girls that I could have definitely picked up except the car was full again. That's a really lame excuse. Get with it shithead!
Afterwards, we went across the street to Skeeter's. I had some home fries which weren't that great. I vow never to eat anything there again! It's gross. But we had fun. That's where I saw everything Audrey had to offer, and I'd surely take it. She has an awesome body!!! Since I've essentially seen her naked from the waist up, she could truly compete with many of the models that I've seen in the fashion magazines. We then went back to Valerie's apartment where we rested for a little while before Ed and I went back to our dorm. When I walked in my room at six, everyone was sleeping, so I quietly got into bed. An hour later I woke up because the bed was rocking and squeaking. Chris and Des were at it on the bottom bunk. Mike and I later joked about how noisy they were and of course we told Jon and Ed. I didn't wake up until noon.
I then sat in the kitchen with Gina and talked with her for a while. She and Mike never did anything last night. That was funny. I told her how drunk she really was at Greek Mike's apartment, too, and how she was stumbling around asking for more coolers. She thought that was funny. She's nice. We played some basketball with Ed's little basket in his room and were having fun. Mike gave me a somewhat concerned look when Gina and I were laughing so much together.
Last night Ed and I went over to Valerie's to finally watch Poltergeist. I took along some of my travel mail from Germany and the Virgin Islands and my last letters from Tracey and Kim. I was really pissed and heartbroken when I saw that Kim's hair had been torn. It makes me sad to think about it. But my stuff did start conversation. Ed later told me that talking about foreign travel always is a way to get a girl's attention and he knew that was what I was going to do. It really works.
She called me today at about 3:30 and wanted to know if I could pick her up at the music building. I couldn't though because I had class and no gas. Ed took me over to my car last night and it actually started! I was so happy! It took a couple of seconds because the battery is low so I drove it around a little bit. She told me that she was pissed at Ed and wouldn't ask him if he was there. We all were supposed to go to breakfast this morning but Ed went to the wrong place. They then decided to have lunch instead. She spent the rest of her money and cooked and expensive meal for the two of us and her. She was pissed because he never told me like he was supposed to, instead he met up with fat Kim at the music building and asked if she could come along. He then went driving off with her when he could have been with Valerie. I told her that maybe Ed and fat Kim could get together and she agreed.
I've notice how fat Kim won't even look at me because of Kendra. Such as at the party Saturday night at Valerie's. I guess it came up when Ed and her were talking because he told me that she thinks I'm nice and likes me, it's just all got to do with Kendra not wanting to be with any guy at the moment. Oh well. Her loss. Ed also told me that I need to hurry up and get a girlfriend. I agree.
I met up with Fran‡oise today outside of German and we said hello and started talking. She also was talking with a couple of other people but she sat right next to me again when we went into the classroom. I asked her what was up on Saturday night on the ninth floor and she said it was just a little get together and then they went to some frat parties. I told her that we went to Masquerades and all and how I felt stupid Saturday night carrying my underwear like that. She laughed and it all went very well. Melissa then came in and forgot that the seats are connected together so she decided to sit behind me. I asked her how the Bob Dylan concert was and she really liked it. I the told her to come sit next to me and she did. Like I said, she was in a really good mood and we were talking and being funny much more than usual. It was great. Fran‡oise and I decided to be partners and do an oral dialogue together. I split my time between the two of them very well.
So much has happened this short little weekend that I'm not quite sure where to begin. I don't really want to write about Melissa and Fran‡oise yet. I'll save them for later and start with last Friday. I was home in between second and sixth periods when Valerie called. She asked me if I wanted to come along with her to the mall. She told me that she had been with Ed a few days earlier and he was a real bore and a pain in the ass while she was trying to shop. She told me to ask Ed if he wanted to come, though. When I got back from Calculus I asked him if he wanted to come with 'us' to the mall and he said that he had some other things hat he needed to do. He then asked who 'us' was, me and Jon? I told him no, it was me and Valerie. Ha ha. He told me to have fun so I did.
She picked me up at two and we were off. I realized and told her how this is the first time that we have ever done anything together by ourselves. I hope Ed wasn't jealous. I had about thirty dollars with me and ended up spending all but seven of it. I was somewhat pissed off that I had but oh well. We went to the bathroom Victoria's Secret first to pick up some things that she had left on hold there before. Her mom sent her money to her checking account last night so now she had some spending money. We then went into a clothing store. She picked out some stuff to try on while I flirted with the salesgirls. The one with us had on a shirt that showed off some major cleavage. The other two were also good looking and I had fun. And of course there were all of the girls that were there buying stuff, too. With Valerie, I had an excuse to be in there and see and talk to them. She would come out and get my opinion on the outfits but she ended up not buying anything there.
We also went to The Gap where the salesman was a complete fag. I made fun of him to her and was mocking his moves as we picked out clothes for her. I heard some girl who was buying clothes for her boyfriend ask this guy if he'd wear a certain outfit and he said yes. I would have immediately put it back and Valerie and I were laughing about that. We walked through the Food Court afterwards and went to the pretzel place. Valerie recognized the cashier so she gave us two cheddar pretzels and a soft drink. I grabbed two straws and we went and sat down. We kept joking about getting our pictures taken together in the photo booth to really piss Ed off. She wanted me to hang them on my wall and just wait until he saw them. She was really going to do it, too. We kept talking about undressing in them and everything. After we ate our pretzels she wanted some cookie cups from the cookie shop so I bought three. I got myself a double chocolate which was a chocolate cookie baked in a cupcake cup and filled with chocolate chips, and topped with vanilla frosting and M&Ms. It was surprisingly good.
We later went into the lingerie half of Victoria's Secret. She can't take Ed in there because she says he freaks out and starts acting like a baby. I know that because of the way he acted when Jon and I took him in there that time. I am obviously much more mature and helped her pick out some underwear. She got a very see-through body suit that she was supposed to wear dancing Saturday night but chickened out. She claims that she didn't want Cooper to think that she is a slut. She also wouldn't let me approve of her choices when she tried them on either. Damn. There was a really big girl there that I would have sworn played Volleyball for UF. She was almost six feet but was in no way overweight, except for her chest, which was humongous! She was blonde and had a perfect body. She was there with a friend and we talked to them when we were checking out. I later told the guys that I saw Kim Hale buying underwear but I'm not sure that it was her. I doubt it. She was very impressive though.
Contempo's was next and had some really good looking salesgirls. Ours, Meredith, was very hot and I would have done her in a heartbeat. One was wearing a bra top that kept slipping WAY down. I liked it in there because all of the girls were my age and wanted to flirt. Valerie didn't show me everything because she said that she came out and I was so absorbed that she didn't want to bother me. I did pick out a really nice short skirt that matched her hair and looked really good on her so she bought it. Another good one was The Body Shop. I flirted hard with this one girl who was wearing a very low-cut dress. The only thing was that it seemed like Valerie and I were boyfriend and girlfriend which made it a bit harder to flirt with the other girls. In that store I got to sit in a chair that looked up into the entire changing area that was up about four steps higher than the rest of the store. The doors only covered half of the doorways on the stalls and it made for a very interesting view from where I was. One girl from UF came out braless in a mesh top and turned around pretty quick when she saw me. She was built rather nicely.
Valerie and I had been talking earlier about decorating the walls in my room so we went to Spencer's and to B. Dalton's to get our materials. She really likes the fact that I am interested in the Paris modeling scene and know a lot about it. Most girls do because those models are their idols and girls would rather see a guy looking at Claudia Schiffer than some Playboy whore. With her approval, and mine, I bought a gorgeous poster of Cindy Crawford in really short jean shorts with her arm's crossed to hide her boobs. It's really nice and Chris approved. We also spent a long time looking through magazines like Vogue and Cosmopolitan to find a couple with lots of good pictures. There is now a giant collage on one of the walls and part of the roof with room to grow. I also found an awesome 1993 calendar on my favorite model, Claudia! The last poster was a really pretty one of a mother Bengal tiger with her cub. I also bought a really cool card with whales on the front to mail to Tracey.
We then went to Target so I could buy tape and tacks, and she needed some cosmetics. It was rather late when we finally got back and she wanted to order pizzas and then maybe go to a party later at Gatorwood Apartments. While we were hanging the stuff in my room, Jon's parents showed up to visit for a little while. Afterwards, she asked Ed about ordering pizza and he was being an asshole and she left. He thought all was well until I told him what he had done. He told me to fuck off but I quickly calmed him down and we were friends again a few minutes later. Chris called her later and told me that I was right about why she was pissed off but we didn't tell Ed.
On Saturday, she was going back to the mall again. This time was to take gorgeous little Audrey shopping so I begged her to take me again. She was surprised that I wanted to shop more because I am a guy but said that shopping with me was really fun because I am helpful and I don't bitch when she takes too long or anything like that. This time we talked Ed into coming and we left around noon. We picked up Audrey at the auditorium at Sante Fe Community College and then went to the mall. She only had a couple of hours so we somewhat hurried. We went first to the Food Court when Audrey realized that she left her wallet in the car so she went to get it.
When she came back I hadn't ordered anything so she asked me if I would go shopping with her. Valerie was wearing the skirt that I picked out yesterday and had told Audrey that I had good taste. We went into a bunch of stores but couldn't really find much. We were joking around a lot and having a pretty good time. She told me that she didn't want shorts because her legs are ugly and too fat. She was wearing jeans but I argued that they look really good. It gave me a good reason to stare at her legs and ass for a little while, too. I then suggested that we go to The Body Shop because I liked it better in there. Besides there were much cuter girls in there than in Dillards. The girl that I had flirted with yesterday recognized me and we said hi. I thought it was funny because this time I was with a different girl and she noticed.
I was really mean to that girl because I picked out some really slinky stuff. She later told Valerie that I had weird taste but I just wanted to get her into some stuff that would show her off to me. She looked really good in the tight little white tops but they weren't right for dancing. We ended up finding a really nice black dress that looked awesome on her. It also was cut square and low in the front and I knew that I'd get some good views that night, being so tall. And I got some full views. Damn, she's gorgeous! She is very sexy and should definitely model. Valerie and I both tell her this. Her back is really sexy, for I could see it all in that dress. I'd love to give her a massage. She also tried on a white dress that was way too big on the top. I don't know why she even showed me. If she would have worn that you could have easily seen her belly button straight down the top. I later told her that I liked the white one the best because it was so revealing. I also made jokes about her legs thereafter because they aren't that bad. I think she's too self-conscious about them.
We also ran around in Victoria's Secret for a while and I told her that she wasn't allowed to wear a bra under the dress and she didn't. Ed and I then bailed out and went and sat in the sun in the atrium in the center of the mall. Valerie bought me a double chocolate cookie cup and I ate it while we were out there. Audrey's mom picked her up at three out in front of the mall. We stopped at the pet shop where a girl was showing off hedgehogs. They were really cute but cost $179. I want one. I thought the girl that was showing them looked like a hedgehog herself. Ed and I joked about it. I guess it was the way her eyes were positioned and the way her cheeks were scrunched a bit.
We soon went home and hung out in our room for a while. I suggested that we do our laundry now while we had the chance so Ed and I did. There were two girls in there, one was decent. I'd take a shower with her. That's my latest little fantasy. When I'm bored now and see a pretty girl, I'll picture taking a shower with her. It's fun. Maybe I'll get a chance to fulfill my dreams soon. My wet dreams. I went down to get my whites by myself. I threw my underwear and socks and stuff in my yellow clothes basket. I was barefoot and in my dingy run-around-the-dorm clothes. As I walked to the elevator some people knocked for me to open the door. It was Fran‡oise and a bunch of her sorority friends and some people that lived on the ninth floor. I felt really stupid doing laundry at ten thirty on a Saturday night looking the way I did. We never go out until close to midnight so I had to figure out a way to explain myself to her on Monday. Fuck. That's all I could think.
Ed and I went and rented Poltergeist at Specs and then picked Jon up back at the dorm at around eleven. Valerie wanted drinks so we went over to Greek Mike's apartment where Chris was. Desiree and Gina showed up earlier from Jacksonville and are staying in Chris' and my room tonight. Gina is going out with computer nerd Mike. Chris said that last weekend she was drunk and was walking around in whoever's apartment and was going to fuck whoever showed up. That was Mike. She's pretty attractive and has big tits. She was already drunk off wine coolers when we got to the apartment and was hot. I cheered on Mike but he seemed uneasy. We took four Bacardi wine coolers and some rum and split. At Valerie's, she made blue Kool Aid and rum so that Jon, Ed, Ernesto, and Tony could play quarters. She told them to gang up on Ed because she wanted to get him drunk. He turned out to be a real asshole and ended up dropping and breaking the glass which broke up the party.
By that time, shy Kendra, her fat sister Kim, their Asian friend, Cooper (Cooter), Audrey, Cooper's sister Laura (Stick), their cowboy nerd friend, Valerie's friend Eric (who brought black cherry coolers), and some other people were there. I only drank half of a lime and half of a cherry cooler. Valerie and I were playing around the entire time. She didn't drink much because she was going to drive. We were making fun of Ed and were trying to make him jealous. She said that we couldn't do it there, but we would have to make out on the dance floor to really get him. After Ed broke the glass, we all went out to the cars to head over to Masquerades at the Florida Theater. I wanted to go to TJ's because I knew that I could get in and we were supposed to meet Chris and his party there. I really wanted to be around drunk Gina in that mini dress because I could have stolen her. We ended up at Masquerades though.
They were being really strict about ID's so Valerie told me to give her mine. She stuck her chest out at him and all. I saw his face change as he looked at mine but then he glanced up at me and let me in. Damn was I relieved. It was awesome inside. The lights, dance floor, and sound was much better than TJ's. So was the music. The only benefits of TJ's are the videos and the fresh air that comes in the back door every once in a while. But if I can get into Masquerades again, I'd rather go there. It was awesome and there were some pretty hot girls there. I kept flirting with them and realized that I need to start doing a bit more than flirting. We made a group out in the middle of the floor and danced there. I lasted a really long time. Ernesto, Tony, and Jon all ended up splitting early. The dancing in there was more intense than at TJ's though because you could feel the bass right up your spine, it was so deep.
Valerie and I kept talking to each other a lot. She thought Ed was dancing like John Travolta in Dance Fever. She and Audrey were doing lesbian dancing imitating some movie. We kept making chains where we'd get in behind someone and move with them. I was behind Valerie a few times and there was usually about five of us at a time doing it. At one point, the highlight of the evening, Valerie pulled me in between her and Audrey. Yum. Valerie ended up with her hands under my shirt and mine were planted on Audrey's sides. She's so short though that I accidentally grabbed the bottom half of her right tit to start with. Whoops! Not. That was really intense. Valerie still swears it is every guys fantasy to be with two woman at once and she keeps trying to find two for me. I'd take her and Audrey.
It was really stuffy by the time the place closed at four. They kept pumping steam in there the entire time for special effects. With the huge strobe lights and black lights, it made some really cool effects. They promised to keep it open as long as we wanted to stay next time, this was a one-time-only closing. There were a couple of girls that I could have definitely picked up except the car was full again. That's a really lame excuse. Get with it shithead!
Afterwards, we went across the street to Skeeter's. I had some home fries which weren't that great. I vow never to eat anything there again! It's gross. But we had fun. That's where I saw everything Audrey had to offer, and I'd surely take it. She has an awesome body!!! Since I've essentially seen her naked from the waist up, she could truly compete with many of the models that I've seen in the fashion magazines. We then went back to Valerie's apartment where we rested for a little while before Ed and I went back to our dorm. When I walked in my room at six, everyone was sleeping, so I quietly got into bed. An hour later I woke up because the bed was rocking and squeaking. Chris and Des were at it on the bottom bunk. Mike and I later joked about how noisy they were and of course we told Jon and Ed. I didn't wake up until noon.
I then sat in the kitchen with Gina and talked with her for a while. She and Mike never did anything last night. That was funny. I told her how drunk she really was at Greek Mike's apartment, too, and how she was stumbling around asking for more coolers. She thought that was funny. She's nice. We played some basketball with Ed's little basket in his room and were having fun. Mike gave me a somewhat concerned look when Gina and I were laughing so much together.
Last night Ed and I went over to Valerie's to finally watch Poltergeist. I took along some of my travel mail from Germany and the Virgin Islands and my last letters from Tracey and Kim. I was really pissed and heartbroken when I saw that Kim's hair had been torn. It makes me sad to think about it. But my stuff did start conversation. Ed later told me that talking about foreign travel always is a way to get a girl's attention and he knew that was what I was going to do. It really works.
She called me today at about 3:30 and wanted to know if I could pick her up at the music building. I couldn't though because I had class and no gas. Ed took me over to my car last night and it actually started! I was so happy! It took a couple of seconds because the battery is low so I drove it around a little bit. She told me that she was pissed at Ed and wouldn't ask him if he was there. We all were supposed to go to breakfast this morning but Ed went to the wrong place. They then decided to have lunch instead. She spent the rest of her money and cooked and expensive meal for the two of us and her. She was pissed because he never told me like he was supposed to, instead he met up with fat Kim at the music building and asked if she could come along. He then went driving off with her when he could have been with Valerie. I told her that maybe Ed and fat Kim could get together and she agreed.
I've notice how fat Kim won't even look at me because of Kendra. Such as at the party Saturday night at Valerie's. I guess it came up when Ed and her were talking because he told me that she thinks I'm nice and likes me, it's just all got to do with Kendra not wanting to be with any guy at the moment. Oh well. Her loss. Ed also told me that I need to hurry up and get a girlfriend. I agree.
I met up with Fran‡oise today outside of German and we said hello and started talking. She also was talking with a couple of other people but she sat right next to me again when we went into the classroom. I asked her what was up on Saturday night on the ninth floor and she said it was just a little get together and then they went to some frat parties. I told her that we went to Masquerades and all and how I felt stupid Saturday night carrying my underwear like that. She laughed and it all went very well. Melissa then came in and forgot that the seats are connected together so she decided to sit behind me. I asked her how the Bob Dylan concert was and she really liked it. I the told her to come sit next to me and she did. Like I said, she was in a really good mood and we were talking and being funny much more than usual. It was great. Fran‡oise and I decided to be partners and do an oral dialogue together. I split my time between the two of them very well.
Thursday, September 10, 1992
September 10, 1992 - Thursday - Studying with Melissa
I've been having a really good time lately. It all started yesterday morning in Physics lecture. I sat in the same place where the Iranian girl, Farnaz, sat last Friday and sure enough, she walks in a few minutes later and sits right in front of me. I leaned forward and tapped her on the shoulder and we started talking until class began. I hope to end up asking her to study with me. Now that we've talked more than once, there's a much better chance that we'll possibly sit next to each other from now on. I'll see tomorrow morning. She's not really that attractive but she is someone to talk to, and that class sure as hell needs some spicing up. I was in a good mood after that class just because I got to talk to her again. it was also because I saw the really gorgeous girl again. I always try to flirt with her. She was wearing thin yellow tight shorts so that you could practically read the tag on her underwear. She kept tripping over the fold up desks and sticking her perfect ass way out. I was very impressed. I told Chris and Jon about her later. I agree with Chris that the girls here are enough to drive you crazy.
Anyway, I was in a good mood as I went to German and while there, things got even better. I actually opened my book and did my homework the night before in bed at about one in the morning. Francois came in and even though there were plenty of open seats, sat right next to me. I put my books in the chair to my right for Melissa. I made the mistake of not doing so last Thursday and ended up sitting next to two guys. She soon came in and I quickly stopped drooling over Francois and turned to talk to her. I was however interested in talking to Francois and she seemed the same so I nonchalantly did so throughout the period being very careful not to ignore Melissa. I want her to think that she has my complete devotion right from the start, which she pretty much does.
Little Ms. Perfect hadn't done her homework and was rushing to do it at the beginning of class. It felt good that I had actually done something on time and didn't have to rush along with her and seem like I was copying. I am trying my hardest to make sure that she doesn't ever get the idea that I want her to study with me just because I know she's smart and want to copy her work , which I definitely do not. I am very interested in learning German. Francois hadn't done it either and didn't plan on doing so. Later on when we were answering oral questions out of the textbook, which I brought for a change, I shared with her and helped her out. I asked her where she lived because we had said hi that one day out in front of Beaty. She told me that she lived in Hume Hall and that she was probably going to a sorority or something. We joked about how both of those places were way out in the boonies. She is a freshman. The way we were talking, I would have bet money that we could of gotten together last night to study if I would of asked, but I already had a better commitment. I felt like a little German stud today, surrounded by girls and all.
I asked Melissa about studying last night. She said that she was done for the day and to call her when I was ready. She told me if I get the wrong number this time, it'll be my fault instead of hers. Today, Francois sat near me again which is a habit that I hope will continue. I think that I was social (and cute) enough yesterday to attract her to me for a while. That's good, because so was she. Both she and Melissa are very good looking. A large majority of Francois' background is German, and that European quality in her makes her really attractive to me.
I went home and decided just to sleep through that lame computer class so that I'd be rested for Melissa. Chris woke me up at about 5:15 and I called her. It rang until the answering machine picked up. Shit! I wasn't ready for it although I spit out a pretty good message. She had a really sultry voice on it, too. I think that's the first time I've ever talked on an answering machine. I told her that it was me calling at about 5:20 and to call me back when she is in. Then I started getting worried because I fear rejection and started thinking that her going out might be a second way she'd avoid studying with me. I went back to lay down and try not to think about it. I told myself that she was probably eating since she doesn't have a kitchen in her dorm like we do. She called just about ten minutes later which was a major relief. It surprised me when she talked all bubbly and energetically which was quite a change from her in class. She ended up being that way all evening which made it perfect.
I got ready and called her back about ten minutes later just as I was leaving. Yulee is right across the street and up a hill and she was outside leaning against the wall waiting for me. For some reason it makes me nervous to walk a long distance to a person as they stand there and wait for you to do so. She was still in her sexy little white tank top and white shorts that she was wearing earlier. She has a really nice body. She's stacked. Ha ha. We walked up the stairs and down the hall to her second story room. It's rather big for a single room. We sat down on her throw rug and I went through some flashcards she had made for all of the words. I condemned her for wasting so much paper and killing trees. I noticed a large vase filled with a very nice nd very large bouquet of roses on a chest by the wall. I didn't bring it up so soon though. She put on some harpsichord music and it was surprisingly relaxing and nice to listen to. We studied for a little while and then I suggested that we do the dictation off of the language lab cassette. We both sprawled out on the carpet ad listened through the oral questions. She was hanging way out of her tank top but, unlike Valerie, she wears a bra.
Afterwards we talked for a while before doing anything else. I asked her about the roses. She told me that there was this pastor guy that lives in New York who went with her study group to Israel over the summer and now is 'stalking' her. She thinks he is a psycho a wishes that people knew how demented a pastor can be. She even screens all of her calls. I started thinking that this could possibly be a reason why she is so quiet and reserved about meeting guys in class. If so, then I'm glad she trusts me so much.
She let me read her transcript and we were talking about her travels. She's even studied in London one semester. I told her that I am jealous and would really like to travel and study abroad. She told me that the best time to travel is when you are in College because travel at our age is dirt cheap. She also said that there are a large number of scholarships to study abroad that hardly anybody even applies for. She told me that I am really smart and could quite possibly get many of them. She told me that she has noticed how smart I am because I have very good deductive reasoning or something like that. I was completely flattered and should talk to this girl if I'm ever feeling down about things. I'm not sure how I impressed her so, but I decided that I could finally talk about my achievements with her and did so. I still think it's awesome that I impressed her by just being myself.
I also found out that her birthday is may 3rd and she will be 22 this coming up year! I told her that she will be just two years younger than my last crush, but I think I accidentally said girlfriend. Sorry Kim, I didn't mean to. I ended up staying until past 10:30 and we ended off on a very good note.
The scary part about being alone with a girl is that I don't want to go to far emotionally or physically, and jeopardize a possible friendship, but I also don't want to do to little and turn away a possible lover and friend. It's all so complicated. Later into last night, I relaxed and was just lying there on her rug with my head propped up on my arm as I talked with her. She also eased up about letting me see down her shirt after a while and as I talked to her we kept eye contact for really long periods of time, sometimes too long. She has the most gorgeous brown eyes. I have never really noticed how pretty a girl's eyes are before without thinking about them first. Her's were so overwhelming that the idea just burst into my head. They were amazing. Oh well. Her full name is Melissa Margaret Aubin.
Today I kicked ass on the test. It was much easier than I had expected. Melissa had said how she would probably cram all morning, so I did the same during Physics discussion. I caught up with a girl in my class on the way there and talked to her for a few minutes. I even finished the test before Melissa, I just hope I did as good or better than her. That would make my day on Monday. I am very confident.
Anyway, I was in a good mood as I went to German and while there, things got even better. I actually opened my book and did my homework the night before in bed at about one in the morning. Francois came in and even though there were plenty of open seats, sat right next to me. I put my books in the chair to my right for Melissa. I made the mistake of not doing so last Thursday and ended up sitting next to two guys. She soon came in and I quickly stopped drooling over Francois and turned to talk to her. I was however interested in talking to Francois and she seemed the same so I nonchalantly did so throughout the period being very careful not to ignore Melissa. I want her to think that she has my complete devotion right from the start, which she pretty much does.
Little Ms. Perfect hadn't done her homework and was rushing to do it at the beginning of class. It felt good that I had actually done something on time and didn't have to rush along with her and seem like I was copying. I am trying my hardest to make sure that she doesn't ever get the idea that I want her to study with me just because I know she's smart and want to copy her work , which I definitely do not. I am very interested in learning German. Francois hadn't done it either and didn't plan on doing so. Later on when we were answering oral questions out of the textbook, which I brought for a change, I shared with her and helped her out. I asked her where she lived because we had said hi that one day out in front of Beaty. She told me that she lived in Hume Hall and that she was probably going to a sorority or something. We joked about how both of those places were way out in the boonies. She is a freshman. The way we were talking, I would have bet money that we could of gotten together last night to study if I would of asked, but I already had a better commitment. I felt like a little German stud today, surrounded by girls and all.
I asked Melissa about studying last night. She said that she was done for the day and to call her when I was ready. She told me if I get the wrong number this time, it'll be my fault instead of hers. Today, Francois sat near me again which is a habit that I hope will continue. I think that I was social (and cute) enough yesterday to attract her to me for a while. That's good, because so was she. Both she and Melissa are very good looking. A large majority of Francois' background is German, and that European quality in her makes her really attractive to me.
I went home and decided just to sleep through that lame computer class so that I'd be rested for Melissa. Chris woke me up at about 5:15 and I called her. It rang until the answering machine picked up. Shit! I wasn't ready for it although I spit out a pretty good message. She had a really sultry voice on it, too. I think that's the first time I've ever talked on an answering machine. I told her that it was me calling at about 5:20 and to call me back when she is in. Then I started getting worried because I fear rejection and started thinking that her going out might be a second way she'd avoid studying with me. I went back to lay down and try not to think about it. I told myself that she was probably eating since she doesn't have a kitchen in her dorm like we do. She called just about ten minutes later which was a major relief. It surprised me when she talked all bubbly and energetically which was quite a change from her in class. She ended up being that way all evening which made it perfect.
I got ready and called her back about ten minutes later just as I was leaving. Yulee is right across the street and up a hill and she was outside leaning against the wall waiting for me. For some reason it makes me nervous to walk a long distance to a person as they stand there and wait for you to do so. She was still in her sexy little white tank top and white shorts that she was wearing earlier. She has a really nice body. She's stacked. Ha ha. We walked up the stairs and down the hall to her second story room. It's rather big for a single room. We sat down on her throw rug and I went through some flashcards she had made for all of the words. I condemned her for wasting so much paper and killing trees. I noticed a large vase filled with a very nice nd very large bouquet of roses on a chest by the wall. I didn't bring it up so soon though. She put on some harpsichord music and it was surprisingly relaxing and nice to listen to. We studied for a little while and then I suggested that we do the dictation off of the language lab cassette. We both sprawled out on the carpet ad listened through the oral questions. She was hanging way out of her tank top but, unlike Valerie, she wears a bra.
Afterwards we talked for a while before doing anything else. I asked her about the roses. She told me that there was this pastor guy that lives in New York who went with her study group to Israel over the summer and now is 'stalking' her. She thinks he is a psycho a wishes that people knew how demented a pastor can be. She even screens all of her calls. I started thinking that this could possibly be a reason why she is so quiet and reserved about meeting guys in class. If so, then I'm glad she trusts me so much.
She let me read her transcript and we were talking about her travels. She's even studied in London one semester. I told her that I am jealous and would really like to travel and study abroad. She told me that the best time to travel is when you are in College because travel at our age is dirt cheap. She also said that there are a large number of scholarships to study abroad that hardly anybody even applies for. She told me that I am really smart and could quite possibly get many of them. She told me that she has noticed how smart I am because I have very good deductive reasoning or something like that. I was completely flattered and should talk to this girl if I'm ever feeling down about things. I'm not sure how I impressed her so, but I decided that I could finally talk about my achievements with her and did so. I still think it's awesome that I impressed her by just being myself.
I also found out that her birthday is may 3rd and she will be 22 this coming up year! I told her that she will be just two years younger than my last crush, but I think I accidentally said girlfriend. Sorry Kim, I didn't mean to. I ended up staying until past 10:30 and we ended off on a very good note.
The scary part about being alone with a girl is that I don't want to go to far emotionally or physically, and jeopardize a possible friendship, but I also don't want to do to little and turn away a possible lover and friend. It's all so complicated. Later into last night, I relaxed and was just lying there on her rug with my head propped up on my arm as I talked with her. She also eased up about letting me see down her shirt after a while and as I talked to her we kept eye contact for really long periods of time, sometimes too long. She has the most gorgeous brown eyes. I have never really noticed how pretty a girl's eyes are before without thinking about them first. Her's were so overwhelming that the idea just burst into my head. They were amazing. Oh well. Her full name is Melissa Margaret Aubin.
Today I kicked ass on the test. It was much easier than I had expected. Melissa had said how she would probably cram all morning, so I did the same during Physics discussion. I caught up with a girl in my class on the way there and talked to her for a few minutes. I even finished the test before Melissa, I just hope I did as good or better than her. That would make my day on Monday. I am very confident.
Tuesday, September 8, 1992
September 8, 1992 - Tuesday - St. Augustine, Valerie
After Ed and Valerie dropped me off Sunday morning, they went back to her apartment to sleep. She told me that I could stay but I really wanted the comforts of my soft bed. I woke up around noon and gave her a call at about one. I was being funny by asking her where she slept, and where Ed slept. She very casually replied that she slept in her bed, and he slept in Ernesto's room. Good. She later told me that nothing happened either. Better. We decided that if we were going to go traveling anywhere, that it should be on Monday since we were off for Labor Day and since it was already so late. Jon, Karen, and I then went to Albertson's to get groceries. I spent almost thirty dollars getting all of the stuff I had forgotten last time, and getting things like milk and bread. Jon bought all of the stuff to cook a chicken dinner for Karen that night. He later told us that she made too much of a deal about it and wanted to start getting serious but he doesn't really like her in that sense. He just doesn't want to tell her.
At 4:30, just as we were getting back, Valerie called me and asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I agreed so she and Ed showed up a little while later. Ed started taking a shower and Valerie got pissed and complained to me because she thought we were going somewhere and he was just wasting time. Since the stores all closed at six, we decided to rent a movie instead. We got Naked Gun 2« from Specs and spent a lot of time looking at all of the CDs. Ed and I commented on how it's been so long since we've been able to just go out and splurge to by one. We then bought some groceries at Kash & Karry for dinner. Ed and I split a box of banana crunch bread which was delicious. I hadn't had any in a long time and really enjoyed it. We went back to Valerie's and saw the movie. Afterwards, We drove back over to Beaty so that Ed and I could pack our stuff for our road trip to St. Augustine on Monday. She went back before us so that she could call some friends so that we could go out. Ed and I first stopped by the First Union ATM so that I could withdraw some money and then we headed back over to Valerie's.
Valerie was playing music and she put in the new demo tape for Hetch Hetchy. The lead singer is Michael Stipe's step-sister. He's the lead singer for REM. Valerie knows them all personally and has been to most of their personal demo parties .here is one up in Athen's that we might go to on September 15th. She even played cello in some of Hetch Hetchy's new songs. One is called Sour Wine and is my favorite. I played it over and over and she is going to give me a copy although she isn't supposed to. It isn't even copywritten yet so I could essentially distribute it as my own. I'm in love with that girl's voice in the song and the music is awesome. it's like an upbeat version of Enya.
She also talked on the phone with her best friend, Jena, who lives up in Indiana. She showed me pictures of her up on the refrigerator and she is pretty cute. We were talking sex through Valerie over the phone. Valerie's been trying to talk people into going sometime with her up to visit and I told her that I'd go now. I was just lying on the floor reading Cosmopolitan with Ed while this was going on. I first asked Valerie if Jena is stacked. So she asked her over the phone. She then explained that they both have the same bra size. I then came back with, 'Then she is obviously stacked!' Ed was impressed and told me that I said the perfect thing. Valerie told her that I am really cute with big blue eyes and really long eyelashes. It ended up working out so that if I go to Indiana, I can have a threesome with her and Valerie! Ouch!
Anyway, a girl named Audrey, her boyfriend Cooper, and some other guy came over and we all went to Caf‚ Expresso over by TJ's. Cooper is a pretty cool guy, with longer hair, and a sense of humor. Audrey is gorgeous! I have not seen a more beautiful face on a girl in a long time. Her... Shit! I just remembered that today is father's birthday! I'll call tonight after classes and see what's up... lips are perfect and it mesmerized me to watch her talk. Valerie told me that she was flat though, and kept telling me that she knows because she has seen her in her dance outfit. But she is proportionally perfect. She is amazing. On the way over with VAlerie and Ed, I couldn't remember her boyfriend's name, so I called him Cooter, and we all cracked up. She couldn't find a parking space when we got there so we ended up parking in the TJ's parking lot. We then got us two tables outside along the street. It was a really interesting restaurant but Valerie and I didn't order anything because we didn't want to spend any money. We all talked except for their goofy little friend. Cooper wasn't bad about me enjoying Audrey so much which I appreciated.
Audrey and Valerie kept talking about their dance class. They were told to recruit as many guys as possible so they asked Ed and I if we wanted to come with them to a beginner's class. We looked at each other and agreed. I told them that if I got to hoist the two of them that I'd be happy to go. Valerie tells me that there are a lot of really good looking girls there. She then was being funny and turned to Cooper and brought up the fact that I accidentally called him Cooter in the car. He said that happens all of the time. We were then trying to get him to tell us his first name. I guessed it right, Lymon. I later teased him about it. Ed and I then were talking about getting our ears pierced. He just went a little while ago while I was on the phone with my parents. I wished my dad happy birthday and he asked me where his present was. Ed came back with a training earring that he has to wear for four months. At that particular place in Oaks Mall, you have to be 18 or have parental consent to get it done.
Afterwards, at about two, Ed, Valerie, and I went back to her apartment to hopefully get some sleep before our trip tomorrow. We had wanted to take Audrey but her father wouldn't let her go. He also wouldn't let her spend the night at Valerie's because, as she put it, 'He'd think I was fucking Cooper.' Oh well. Ed slept in Ernesto's bed, and I slept on the floor on some quilts. Valerie was running around the house in her little see through nightgown with only underwear on. Cute. I really like her, I just don't quite like her sanitary habits. She feeds her fucking cat off of her food and then eats after it. If it weren't for that disgusting cat... Anyway, she ended up waking up the two of us at about eight in the morning. Ed fixed strawberry pancakes that turned out rather poorly. I then had some banana bread. We left by ten. It was about an one and a half hour drive to St. Augustine. We stopped once to take a picture of a bridge on a big lake. It ended up being much nicer looking from the car than up close, so we decided not to stop any more.
After searching for a while, we finally found a parking space. The roads are really cool because they are very narrow one way streets right between two buildings. It was nothing like what I expected St. Augustine to be like though. I pictured buildings and tourist places everywhere that would emphasize the Spanish that settled there with little mock Spanish dudes on horses and stuff. We never did go to the Castillo de San Marcos or anything like that though. Maybe that's why. We just went to all of the little tourist shops and malls. We did however go to the Lightner Museum which was nice but was not what I wanted to spend my whole day doing. They did have a really nice goldfish pond in the courtyard with a little stone bridge over the center. It reminded me of the goldfish pond in Daytona Beach that I used to see when I was little.
Our first priority was lunch. We walked to Flagler College which looked awesome, but was small, and had lunch under a tree near their tennis courts and swimming pool. There were these two girls laying out on towels nearby and I was staring. Valerie kept laughing at me. Ed then ran off to find the bathrooms. Then Valerie and I really started talking. She told me how she really doesn't like Ed because he is so immature and possessive. She said that she really doesn't want a boyfriend right now, especially one that will restrict her in the ways that Ed seems to. He almost seems to me to be acting as a father would. I kept joking with her that father wants us to go here when he would make us go in a store without asking or would act bossy.
She then asked me what I really wanted and if things like big breasts really mattered. I told her that they didn't, and that someone like Kendra is about as far as I'd like to go. She told me that she thinks she'd like me better because it doesn't seem like I'd be as restrictive. I told her that we'd still both have to flirt with other people of course. I also told her about Ed's little two month rule on dating roommates' girlfriends. She really got pissed at that one and feels that it imposes on her rights if she wanted to go out with me. She then asked me if I would ever go out with her. I gave her a blank look and said I didn't know because I always want to keep her as a good friend and I've seen what she does to her boyfriends, mainly Ed. We laughed. Ed came back and then ran off to find this girl that he knows at Flagler. She is also from Sarasota and had just written Ed a letter a few days earlier. Her name was Michele. While he was gone, Valerie and I ran off and went to the bathrooms and then went out and hung out by the pool for little while before they came back.
We then went back out to the strip of stores and went shopping. We went into an Irish store where Valerie told me that we should try to get Ed and Michele to go out. I'm not sure how much she was joking but we ended up keeping our distance from the two of them for a while and just talked amongst ourselves. I bought a bag of sunflower seeds to munch on. Michele was hesitant to take any at first but I talked her into having some. Valerie found ballerina shoe earrings that she really liked so later on, Ed and I slipped away and bought them for her for her birthday. We split the $20 cost. We bought her a piece of candy that she had wanted earlier as a cover up. Ed gave it to her even though I paid for it so I later told her that I did. Michele had a class at three so we walked her back over to Flagler. Then we went to a place called The Bunnery Caf‚ and split a huge cinnamon roll drowning in frosting. It was really good.
It was getting late so we decided we'd better hurry and get to the beach. Once we did we pulled off all of our clothes and went running naked along the beach... Just kidding. The beach made me feel really homesick for Busch Gardens and especially Clearwater. I noticed that the girls in St. Augustine seemed friendlier than those at UF but I doubt it. When we first pulled into the parking lot and were awaiting a space, a jeep full of girls were unloading in front of us. I was looking from the back seat of Ed's car at this one girl who had an awesome body and was really good looking. She saw me looking and as she walked pass the car she smiled and met my eyes for a few seconds. I love the beach. It felt so good to have that hot sun pouring on my skin again. It's one of those simple sensations that I could never get enough of.
We smeared Hawaiian Tropic all over ourselves and walked done to the shore. We then went walking along the beach. There were cute girls everywhere, and we kept finding really nice ones for me. Seeing the ones with their bikini tops unsnapped brought back memories of Kim at Adventure Island. The beach was actually pretty nice, much better than I had thought it would be. The sand was too powdery though and there weren't many shells. There were huge waves so Ed and I went swimming for a little while being careful of the riptide which was really strong even up close to shore. Valerie didn't want to get wet at first because her shorts were see through and her tank top was really flimsy. We ended up splashing her and she got caught by enough waves to get soaked. Indeed her shorts were see through! On our way back there was a gorgeous, and stacked, girl in a white bikini picking up shells by the shore and Ed and I were staring hard. I hadn't seen any boyfriends around and thought we were safe to stare until I turned around and saw this guy on a chaise lounge behind us. Luckily he didn't kick our asses or anything.
We all took showers in the sulfur water and then changed. I put on my bathing suit and tank top, since they were dry, and I let Valerie wear my jean shorts and manatee T-shirt that I had worn last night but were still in my bag. We hung our clothes up on the pier railing and I laid back on the wood bench in the sun for a few minutes while Valerie had a popsicle. I then realized that she wasn't wearing underwear or a bra, because they were both on the railing. Ed and I decided not to make her excited on the trip back so she wouldn't make a mess of my shorts. While we were sitting there she smelled the shirt and asked me why it smelled so good. I figured she was joking and that it stunk because of my deodorant or because I wore it all day. She told me that she was serious and that it smelt really good. I smelled it and it was the Snuggle fabric softener and I was surprised. She won't give them back now because she told me that she wasn't finished sleeping in them or smelling them yet. We soon headed back and got home around eight. I slept most of the way except when Valerie would yell at me to wake me up. She said that it wasn't fair that I could sleep and she couldn't.
When Ed and I got back to our dorm, Chris still hadn't come back from Jacksonville yet. Ed then went out to practice cello. When Chris showed up we told each other and jon all about our weekends. I told them what had happened with Valerie and they were telling me that I shouldn't be trying so hard to steal Valerie. I can't help it if I am better than Ed and she wants me more. Jon said that if he were Ed, he'd be making my life a living hell right now, but things really aren't that bad, and Ed and I are still friends. I'm good at keeping friends in bad times because I know how to tell them what they want to hear, I know when to listen, and I know the right words to say. Besides, two can play at that game, my world would definitely not become miserable very easily.
Valerie later called Ed and talked on the phone with him for a little while. She then asked to talk with me! She at first told me that she was doing it to make Ed jealous. We then were talking about going out to breakfast on Tuesday morning but I really wasn't ready to wake up so early in the morning. I bragged to Jon and Chris that I held back by not going with her. That would have been our first time truly alone. Oh well, whatever.
At 4:30, just as we were getting back, Valerie called me and asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I agreed so she and Ed showed up a little while later. Ed started taking a shower and Valerie got pissed and complained to me because she thought we were going somewhere and he was just wasting time. Since the stores all closed at six, we decided to rent a movie instead. We got Naked Gun 2« from Specs and spent a lot of time looking at all of the CDs. Ed and I commented on how it's been so long since we've been able to just go out and splurge to by one. We then bought some groceries at Kash & Karry for dinner. Ed and I split a box of banana crunch bread which was delicious. I hadn't had any in a long time and really enjoyed it. We went back to Valerie's and saw the movie. Afterwards, We drove back over to Beaty so that Ed and I could pack our stuff for our road trip to St. Augustine on Monday. She went back before us so that she could call some friends so that we could go out. Ed and I first stopped by the First Union ATM so that I could withdraw some money and then we headed back over to Valerie's.
Valerie was playing music and she put in the new demo tape for Hetch Hetchy. The lead singer is Michael Stipe's step-sister. He's the lead singer for REM. Valerie knows them all personally and has been to most of their personal demo parties .here is one up in Athen's that we might go to on September 15th. She even played cello in some of Hetch Hetchy's new songs. One is called Sour Wine and is my favorite. I played it over and over and she is going to give me a copy although she isn't supposed to. It isn't even copywritten yet so I could essentially distribute it as my own. I'm in love with that girl's voice in the song and the music is awesome. it's like an upbeat version of Enya.
She also talked on the phone with her best friend, Jena, who lives up in Indiana. She showed me pictures of her up on the refrigerator and she is pretty cute. We were talking sex through Valerie over the phone. Valerie's been trying to talk people into going sometime with her up to visit and I told her that I'd go now. I was just lying on the floor reading Cosmopolitan with Ed while this was going on. I first asked Valerie if Jena is stacked. So she asked her over the phone. She then explained that they both have the same bra size. I then came back with, 'Then she is obviously stacked!' Ed was impressed and told me that I said the perfect thing. Valerie told her that I am really cute with big blue eyes and really long eyelashes. It ended up working out so that if I go to Indiana, I can have a threesome with her and Valerie! Ouch!
Anyway, a girl named Audrey, her boyfriend Cooper, and some other guy came over and we all went to Caf‚ Expresso over by TJ's. Cooper is a pretty cool guy, with longer hair, and a sense of humor. Audrey is gorgeous! I have not seen a more beautiful face on a girl in a long time. Her... Shit! I just remembered that today is father's birthday! I'll call tonight after classes and see what's up... lips are perfect and it mesmerized me to watch her talk. Valerie told me that she was flat though, and kept telling me that she knows because she has seen her in her dance outfit. But she is proportionally perfect. She is amazing. On the way over with VAlerie and Ed, I couldn't remember her boyfriend's name, so I called him Cooter, and we all cracked up. She couldn't find a parking space when we got there so we ended up parking in the TJ's parking lot. We then got us two tables outside along the street. It was a really interesting restaurant but Valerie and I didn't order anything because we didn't want to spend any money. We all talked except for their goofy little friend. Cooper wasn't bad about me enjoying Audrey so much which I appreciated.
Audrey and Valerie kept talking about their dance class. They were told to recruit as many guys as possible so they asked Ed and I if we wanted to come with them to a beginner's class. We looked at each other and agreed. I told them that if I got to hoist the two of them that I'd be happy to go. Valerie tells me that there are a lot of really good looking girls there. She then was being funny and turned to Cooper and brought up the fact that I accidentally called him Cooter in the car. He said that happens all of the time. We were then trying to get him to tell us his first name. I guessed it right, Lymon. I later teased him about it. Ed and I then were talking about getting our ears pierced. He just went a little while ago while I was on the phone with my parents. I wished my dad happy birthday and he asked me where his present was. Ed came back with a training earring that he has to wear for four months. At that particular place in Oaks Mall, you have to be 18 or have parental consent to get it done.
Afterwards, at about two, Ed, Valerie, and I went back to her apartment to hopefully get some sleep before our trip tomorrow. We had wanted to take Audrey but her father wouldn't let her go. He also wouldn't let her spend the night at Valerie's because, as she put it, 'He'd think I was fucking Cooper.' Oh well. Ed slept in Ernesto's bed, and I slept on the floor on some quilts. Valerie was running around the house in her little see through nightgown with only underwear on. Cute. I really like her, I just don't quite like her sanitary habits. She feeds her fucking cat off of her food and then eats after it. If it weren't for that disgusting cat... Anyway, she ended up waking up the two of us at about eight in the morning. Ed fixed strawberry pancakes that turned out rather poorly. I then had some banana bread. We left by ten. It was about an one and a half hour drive to St. Augustine. We stopped once to take a picture of a bridge on a big lake. It ended up being much nicer looking from the car than up close, so we decided not to stop any more.
After searching for a while, we finally found a parking space. The roads are really cool because they are very narrow one way streets right between two buildings. It was nothing like what I expected St. Augustine to be like though. I pictured buildings and tourist places everywhere that would emphasize the Spanish that settled there with little mock Spanish dudes on horses and stuff. We never did go to the Castillo de San Marcos or anything like that though. Maybe that's why. We just went to all of the little tourist shops and malls. We did however go to the Lightner Museum which was nice but was not what I wanted to spend my whole day doing. They did have a really nice goldfish pond in the courtyard with a little stone bridge over the center. It reminded me of the goldfish pond in Daytona Beach that I used to see when I was little.
Our first priority was lunch. We walked to Flagler College which looked awesome, but was small, and had lunch under a tree near their tennis courts and swimming pool. There were these two girls laying out on towels nearby and I was staring. Valerie kept laughing at me. Ed then ran off to find the bathrooms. Then Valerie and I really started talking. She told me how she really doesn't like Ed because he is so immature and possessive. She said that she really doesn't want a boyfriend right now, especially one that will restrict her in the ways that Ed seems to. He almost seems to me to be acting as a father would. I kept joking with her that father wants us to go here when he would make us go in a store without asking or would act bossy.
She then asked me what I really wanted and if things like big breasts really mattered. I told her that they didn't, and that someone like Kendra is about as far as I'd like to go. She told me that she thinks she'd like me better because it doesn't seem like I'd be as restrictive. I told her that we'd still both have to flirt with other people of course. I also told her about Ed's little two month rule on dating roommates' girlfriends. She really got pissed at that one and feels that it imposes on her rights if she wanted to go out with me. She then asked me if I would ever go out with her. I gave her a blank look and said I didn't know because I always want to keep her as a good friend and I've seen what she does to her boyfriends, mainly Ed. We laughed. Ed came back and then ran off to find this girl that he knows at Flagler. She is also from Sarasota and had just written Ed a letter a few days earlier. Her name was Michele. While he was gone, Valerie and I ran off and went to the bathrooms and then went out and hung out by the pool for little while before they came back.
We then went back out to the strip of stores and went shopping. We went into an Irish store where Valerie told me that we should try to get Ed and Michele to go out. I'm not sure how much she was joking but we ended up keeping our distance from the two of them for a while and just talked amongst ourselves. I bought a bag of sunflower seeds to munch on. Michele was hesitant to take any at first but I talked her into having some. Valerie found ballerina shoe earrings that she really liked so later on, Ed and I slipped away and bought them for her for her birthday. We split the $20 cost. We bought her a piece of candy that she had wanted earlier as a cover up. Ed gave it to her even though I paid for it so I later told her that I did. Michele had a class at three so we walked her back over to Flagler. Then we went to a place called The Bunnery Caf‚ and split a huge cinnamon roll drowning in frosting. It was really good.
It was getting late so we decided we'd better hurry and get to the beach. Once we did we pulled off all of our clothes and went running naked along the beach... Just kidding. The beach made me feel really homesick for Busch Gardens and especially Clearwater. I noticed that the girls in St. Augustine seemed friendlier than those at UF but I doubt it. When we first pulled into the parking lot and were awaiting a space, a jeep full of girls were unloading in front of us. I was looking from the back seat of Ed's car at this one girl who had an awesome body and was really good looking. She saw me looking and as she walked pass the car she smiled and met my eyes for a few seconds. I love the beach. It felt so good to have that hot sun pouring on my skin again. It's one of those simple sensations that I could never get enough of.
We smeared Hawaiian Tropic all over ourselves and walked done to the shore. We then went walking along the beach. There were cute girls everywhere, and we kept finding really nice ones for me. Seeing the ones with their bikini tops unsnapped brought back memories of Kim at Adventure Island. The beach was actually pretty nice, much better than I had thought it would be. The sand was too powdery though and there weren't many shells. There were huge waves so Ed and I went swimming for a little while being careful of the riptide which was really strong even up close to shore. Valerie didn't want to get wet at first because her shorts were see through and her tank top was really flimsy. We ended up splashing her and she got caught by enough waves to get soaked. Indeed her shorts were see through! On our way back there was a gorgeous, and stacked, girl in a white bikini picking up shells by the shore and Ed and I were staring hard. I hadn't seen any boyfriends around and thought we were safe to stare until I turned around and saw this guy on a chaise lounge behind us. Luckily he didn't kick our asses or anything.
We all took showers in the sulfur water and then changed. I put on my bathing suit and tank top, since they were dry, and I let Valerie wear my jean shorts and manatee T-shirt that I had worn last night but were still in my bag. We hung our clothes up on the pier railing and I laid back on the wood bench in the sun for a few minutes while Valerie had a popsicle. I then realized that she wasn't wearing underwear or a bra, because they were both on the railing. Ed and I decided not to make her excited on the trip back so she wouldn't make a mess of my shorts. While we were sitting there she smelled the shirt and asked me why it smelled so good. I figured she was joking and that it stunk because of my deodorant or because I wore it all day. She told me that she was serious and that it smelt really good. I smelled it and it was the Snuggle fabric softener and I was surprised. She won't give them back now because she told me that she wasn't finished sleeping in them or smelling them yet. We soon headed back and got home around eight. I slept most of the way except when Valerie would yell at me to wake me up. She said that it wasn't fair that I could sleep and she couldn't.
When Ed and I got back to our dorm, Chris still hadn't come back from Jacksonville yet. Ed then went out to practice cello. When Chris showed up we told each other and jon all about our weekends. I told them what had happened with Valerie and they were telling me that I shouldn't be trying so hard to steal Valerie. I can't help it if I am better than Ed and she wants me more. Jon said that if he were Ed, he'd be making my life a living hell right now, but things really aren't that bad, and Ed and I are still friends. I'm good at keeping friends in bad times because I know how to tell them what they want to hear, I know when to listen, and I know the right words to say. Besides, two can play at that game, my world would definitely not become miserable very easily.
Valerie later called Ed and talked on the phone with him for a little while. She then asked to talk with me! She at first told me that she was doing it to make Ed jealous. We then were talking about going out to breakfast on Tuesday morning but I really wasn't ready to wake up so early in the morning. I bragged to Jon and Chris that I held back by not going with her. That would have been our first time truly alone. Oh well, whatever.
Saturday, September 5, 1992
September 5, 1992 - Saturday - Wonderful! New Kendra
Well, everything has gone back to a state of wonderful again. It's about time, things were getting a slight bit depressing for a while, and I just can't let that happen. It's almost six in the morning right now, I got home about half an hour ago.
This past week we finally met the girls down at the end of the hall. Chris had just met one of the girls who lives there and it was almost midnight. He brought her into our suite, where Jon and I were, to show her around. Her name is Jen. Harry later said that she puts out like crazy. Chris and I showed her our room and she was amazed at how clean it is although it was actually quite messy with all of my junk. I have since cleaned it after seeing how impressed girls are by a clean room. She then took us down the hall to her room. Her room was decorated pretty nice with magazine pictures. We told her that she would have to come and decorate our room as well. Her roommates were asleep. One of them, Heidi, is extremely cute with long brown hair and freckles. She is gorgeous. She then ran by again the night that Valerie stayed up late with us to talk. I was in the shower at the time. Anyway, this morning I met her down in the laundry room and we talked and came back upstairs together. She told me about her stopping by when I was in the shower and that she missed me..
Jon and I later watched a very funny movie called A Fish Called Wanda that is extraordinary with its mix of British and American humor. We laughed and laughed. Valerie brought it over for us to watch last weekend because she thought that we'd enjoy it and we did.
Jon's girlfriend from Tampa is up with the USF girls volleyball team this weekend. Her name is Karen and is a trainer for the team. At five yesterday, Jon and I decided to head over to the O'Connell Center to watch some games. This weekend is the Florida Gator Invitational and when we got there USF had just started playing Georgia State University. Not very many people were there so we took a fourth row seat at mid court and had plenty of leg room. Volleyball is one of my favorite spectator sports although I prefer the beach version. This like of the sport was reconfirmed last night. Those girls were gorgeous and could play some damn good volleyball. GSU sucked and it was fun watching them get stomped by USF. Almost every girl on the USF team was tall and really attractive. It's almost like they picked their team for looks, while GSU scrounged up whatever they could find.
There was one girl on the GSU team who was pretty cute so I decided to flirt with her. Since there weren't many people in the stands, it didn't take her long to see me. I was trying to see if I could mess her up by playing with her hormones and I did keep getting her attention for a long time. There was also this really good looking girl who I fell in love with on the USF team. Her name is Monique Metzcus who is a 5'11" Junior from Miami. She was gorgeous. Especially when she would stand on the front row and stick her perfect butt out at the audience. They wear tight little spandex shorts when they play. Read my lips! Jon and I sat behind the USF bench and talked to Karen for a few minutes. There I got to see #2, Monique, up close. Sort of makes you want to transfer to USF, but then you remember all of the girls at UF. I would love Karen's job of pampering those girls. I would pay THEM for it.
Afterwards the FSU and Gator teams came in to warm up. We watched them do their exercises such as stretching while they roll all over the floor and show the world their goods. These two teams seemed to have picked their girl for talent, although there were some good looking ones. The most gorgeous Gator is a blonde named Kim HAle that I couldn't get enough of while we watched them warm up. UF has two foreign girls, one from Brazil, and the other from Stuttgart, Germany. Her name is Gudula Staub and is 6'2". She is the most awesome non-professional volleyball player that I have ever seen. She was making all kinds of kills and some awesome saves. It was well worth watching just to see what she would do next. We only stayed for the first game of the best three of five match. On the way out I picked up three big Florida Volleyball posters with three of the girls pictured on it. Gudula is right in the center. Earlier I picked up two smaller team photos, and two Gator can coolies. I now have Gator Volleyball plastered on my walls and I really want to go to the home games. On the drive back, Karen let me read the USF media guide that gave intimate descriptions of their players so that I could read about Monique.
Ed got back from his one day trip down to Sarasota about fifteen minutes after we got back. We then decided to order pizzas. It was ten dollars for two medium pizzas. Ed and I ordered a pan pizza with extra cheese. They were from Pizza Hut and ended up being the best pizza I have ever eaten, and it only cost me $2.50. We'll have to order from there more often. It was much better than that stuff Chris and I ordered that time. Valerie later showed up and we decided where we were going out to. She was hungry so she, Ed, and I went back over to her place while Jon and Karen got ready. I tried not to go with them, so Ed and VAlerie could be alone for a while but she practically fucking dragged me and said that she would beat me up if I didn't come.
She and Ed had a long three hour talk about things yesterday and their relationship is in a serious state of limbo. She told him that she wasn't going to be his girlfriend now and so on. He and I talked about it for about a half hour after we ate our pizza. The stuff he and Valerie talk about parallels what Kim and I used to say to each other so much so I know exactly what he's feeling and can sympathize with him. So I asked him if I could start hitting on her again. We then argued out and then on a two month grace period on dating roommates' ex-girlfriends unless you have consent. Jon was talking to us during all of this part. Ed then slipped up and said something that essentially gave me consent to go after her, and I did.
Anyway, we went over to her apartment and as we did, her neighbor, Kendra, was walking in with her parents and younger brother. This of course is a different Kendra. A much cuter Kendra. A much more outgoing Kendra, with a much nicer body. We talked to her for a few minutes and walked into her apartment. She was wearing a cutsie little low cut dress and leaned way over couple of times. She has really nice tits and I told Ed and Valerie that when we were in Valerie's apartment, and he agreed. He claimed he wasn't looking, just out of the corner of his eye, but I made it clear that I was looking and liked what I saw. Valerie then asked her if she wanted to go dancing later and she said yes. Before we left Valerie's apartment I called Kendra up and told her that we'd stop by and pick her up at around two. This actually is the girl that said earlier that she would go out with me this weekend when Valerie called her last Saturday.
I also found out that both the first Kendra and her fat sister Kim talked to Valerie about how I tried to hit on Kendra at the cello recital. Big fucking deal! Kendra told Valerie that I am really cute but she just doesn't want a relationship so soon after Todd. I don't care about the relationship, I just like the fact that she thinks I'm good looking. It's really funny for me to think how I went from insecure little shithead to fun-loving, good-looking, college stud. Go me. Ha ha. VAlerie told me not to worry about her though, that most likely she'll end up madly in love with me, just give her five days!
We stopped back by our dorm and got Jon and Karen. On the way out we saw Jen and her friend, Lisa, from down the hall getting ready to go out and talked to them for a few minutes. Jon was holding the elevator door and kept calling for us to come. Valerie told them that maybe we'd see them dancing later, and not to pick up any cute losers on the way. I told Valerie that they could pick me up and she told me that I'm cute, but I'm not a loser. We all then too two cars and drove over to the Reitz Union to see 9« Hours with Kim Basinger. Valerie told me to watch and see if Ed pays her way into the movie after their talk. He didn't and we cracked up. That was a signal to me that I could talk to her as much as I felt like. It was only a dollar fifty to get it and they gave out free bags of stale popcorn. Since it was a lower class theater and movie, Valerie and I kept fooling around being really noisy. After a while I noticed that she hadn't talked to Ed at all and sort of wondered about that. She finally did start joking with him.
Towards the end she started feeling really tired and really didn't feel like dancing. I talked her into it and told her that she'd end up having lots of fun even though she didn't think so at the time. Sort of like how she had to convince me a little to come the first time. On the way home things sort of exploded. Ed was really pissed off that Valerie talked to me ninety percent of the time and him only ten. He said that it seemed like she was using him as an excuse to come over to see and go out with me. I just sat there with my head on my fist and let them argue it out. She tells him that he is not her boyfriend and she is damn well pleased to talk to whomever she wants. Everything ended up backfiring on Ed by the end of the evening though, but in a somewhat positive way. When we got there I got Kendra who was wearing a very nice blue dress and had her hair way up. The dress was scooped out way in the front and showed off everything perfectly. Later when we were dancing, I repeatedly saw her entire tits and she is gorgeous. As Valerie and I put it, she is stacked.
I let Valerie and Ed take off to TJ's while Kendra and I went with Jon and Karen in her Sunbird. Kendra turned out to be really talkative and we hit it off good from the start. She is much more enjoyable than the other Kendra and is someone that I would definitely like to go out with and see again. Ed and Valerie were in a better mood by the time we got to TJ's so we all worked our way in. There were a couple of police cars outside and I was worried about being able to get in but they never even looked at my ID and on top of that, the door girl stamped my hand with an over 21 stamp and I could have bought drinks if I wanted to. I didn't realize it until I was back home in the bathroom, though. Next time I'll look. Both Kendra and Valerie gave me their keys, ID's, and money for me to hold in my pockets for them. What happened to Ed? Valerie didn't even trust him with her stuff? We all worked our way over to the front left corner where we always dance and carved us out some room. There were an extraordinary amount of people dancing down to the ground right around us this time. Kendra later said that they embarrassed her so I asked her if she wouldn't have done it with me if I would have tried. She asked me what I was thinking and I said nothing as I looked down her dress. One couple was dry humping on the floor at our feet which was quite interesting.
They played Jon's and my favorite song, Sesame Street. I didn't even flirt very hard with any of the girls there either. I was far too absorbed into Kendra. At around 3:30, Jon and Karen got tired and went home. Half an hour later, we left and went to Perkins for a snack. Valerie and Kendra at first were going to sit together but I rearranged us so that she was sitting with me. Our waiter talked like a fag so I kept making rude comments about him behind his back. He was rude to Valerie so we all made a point to bitch at him. I ordered a chocolate Chipper or something like that. It was two giant chocolate chip cookies with ice cream, whipped cream, chips, chocolate syrup, and a cherry. Kendra then ordered the same. It was very filling and much better than eating at Skeeter's and just as cheap. I paid for both mine and Kendra's food but she later made me keep the two dollars in my pocket. The conversation kept turning to sex (thanks to me) and was rather fun. I was being really nice the entire time as well. She and Valerie were talking about their hair and Valerie said something about how hers looks like crap after all that dancing. Kendra then said something about hers and I told her how good it still looked. Her phone number is 371-2872.
This past week we finally met the girls down at the end of the hall. Chris had just met one of the girls who lives there and it was almost midnight. He brought her into our suite, where Jon and I were, to show her around. Her name is Jen. Harry later said that she puts out like crazy. Chris and I showed her our room and she was amazed at how clean it is although it was actually quite messy with all of my junk. I have since cleaned it after seeing how impressed girls are by a clean room. She then took us down the hall to her room. Her room was decorated pretty nice with magazine pictures. We told her that she would have to come and decorate our room as well. Her roommates were asleep. One of them, Heidi, is extremely cute with long brown hair and freckles. She is gorgeous. She then ran by again the night that Valerie stayed up late with us to talk. I was in the shower at the time. Anyway, this morning I met her down in the laundry room and we talked and came back upstairs together. She told me about her stopping by when I was in the shower and that she missed me..
Jon and I later watched a very funny movie called A Fish Called Wanda that is extraordinary with its mix of British and American humor. We laughed and laughed. Valerie brought it over for us to watch last weekend because she thought that we'd enjoy it and we did.
Jon's girlfriend from Tampa is up with the USF girls volleyball team this weekend. Her name is Karen and is a trainer for the team. At five yesterday, Jon and I decided to head over to the O'Connell Center to watch some games. This weekend is the Florida Gator Invitational and when we got there USF had just started playing Georgia State University. Not very many people were there so we took a fourth row seat at mid court and had plenty of leg room. Volleyball is one of my favorite spectator sports although I prefer the beach version. This like of the sport was reconfirmed last night. Those girls were gorgeous and could play some damn good volleyball. GSU sucked and it was fun watching them get stomped by USF. Almost every girl on the USF team was tall and really attractive. It's almost like they picked their team for looks, while GSU scrounged up whatever they could find.
There was one girl on the GSU team who was pretty cute so I decided to flirt with her. Since there weren't many people in the stands, it didn't take her long to see me. I was trying to see if I could mess her up by playing with her hormones and I did keep getting her attention for a long time. There was also this really good looking girl who I fell in love with on the USF team. Her name is Monique Metzcus who is a 5'11" Junior from Miami. She was gorgeous. Especially when she would stand on the front row and stick her perfect butt out at the audience. They wear tight little spandex shorts when they play. Read my lips! Jon and I sat behind the USF bench and talked to Karen for a few minutes. There I got to see #2, Monique, up close. Sort of makes you want to transfer to USF, but then you remember all of the girls at UF. I would love Karen's job of pampering those girls. I would pay THEM for it.
Afterwards the FSU and Gator teams came in to warm up. We watched them do their exercises such as stretching while they roll all over the floor and show the world their goods. These two teams seemed to have picked their girl for talent, although there were some good looking ones. The most gorgeous Gator is a blonde named Kim HAle that I couldn't get enough of while we watched them warm up. UF has two foreign girls, one from Brazil, and the other from Stuttgart, Germany. Her name is Gudula Staub and is 6'2". She is the most awesome non-professional volleyball player that I have ever seen. She was making all kinds of kills and some awesome saves. It was well worth watching just to see what she would do next. We only stayed for the first game of the best three of five match. On the way out I picked up three big Florida Volleyball posters with three of the girls pictured on it. Gudula is right in the center. Earlier I picked up two smaller team photos, and two Gator can coolies. I now have Gator Volleyball plastered on my walls and I really want to go to the home games. On the drive back, Karen let me read the USF media guide that gave intimate descriptions of their players so that I could read about Monique.
Ed got back from his one day trip down to Sarasota about fifteen minutes after we got back. We then decided to order pizzas. It was ten dollars for two medium pizzas. Ed and I ordered a pan pizza with extra cheese. They were from Pizza Hut and ended up being the best pizza I have ever eaten, and it only cost me $2.50. We'll have to order from there more often. It was much better than that stuff Chris and I ordered that time. Valerie later showed up and we decided where we were going out to. She was hungry so she, Ed, and I went back over to her place while Jon and Karen got ready. I tried not to go with them, so Ed and VAlerie could be alone for a while but she practically fucking dragged me and said that she would beat me up if I didn't come.
She and Ed had a long three hour talk about things yesterday and their relationship is in a serious state of limbo. She told him that she wasn't going to be his girlfriend now and so on. He and I talked about it for about a half hour after we ate our pizza. The stuff he and Valerie talk about parallels what Kim and I used to say to each other so much so I know exactly what he's feeling and can sympathize with him. So I asked him if I could start hitting on her again. We then argued out and then on a two month grace period on dating roommates' ex-girlfriends unless you have consent. Jon was talking to us during all of this part. Ed then slipped up and said something that essentially gave me consent to go after her, and I did.
Anyway, we went over to her apartment and as we did, her neighbor, Kendra, was walking in with her parents and younger brother. This of course is a different Kendra. A much cuter Kendra. A much more outgoing Kendra, with a much nicer body. We talked to her for a few minutes and walked into her apartment. She was wearing a cutsie little low cut dress and leaned way over couple of times. She has really nice tits and I told Ed and Valerie that when we were in Valerie's apartment, and he agreed. He claimed he wasn't looking, just out of the corner of his eye, but I made it clear that I was looking and liked what I saw. Valerie then asked her if she wanted to go dancing later and she said yes. Before we left Valerie's apartment I called Kendra up and told her that we'd stop by and pick her up at around two. This actually is the girl that said earlier that she would go out with me this weekend when Valerie called her last Saturday.
I also found out that both the first Kendra and her fat sister Kim talked to Valerie about how I tried to hit on Kendra at the cello recital. Big fucking deal! Kendra told Valerie that I am really cute but she just doesn't want a relationship so soon after Todd. I don't care about the relationship, I just like the fact that she thinks I'm good looking. It's really funny for me to think how I went from insecure little shithead to fun-loving, good-looking, college stud. Go me. Ha ha. VAlerie told me not to worry about her though, that most likely she'll end up madly in love with me, just give her five days!
We stopped back by our dorm and got Jon and Karen. On the way out we saw Jen and her friend, Lisa, from down the hall getting ready to go out and talked to them for a few minutes. Jon was holding the elevator door and kept calling for us to come. Valerie told them that maybe we'd see them dancing later, and not to pick up any cute losers on the way. I told Valerie that they could pick me up and she told me that I'm cute, but I'm not a loser. We all then too two cars and drove over to the Reitz Union to see 9« Hours with Kim Basinger. Valerie told me to watch and see if Ed pays her way into the movie after their talk. He didn't and we cracked up. That was a signal to me that I could talk to her as much as I felt like. It was only a dollar fifty to get it and they gave out free bags of stale popcorn. Since it was a lower class theater and movie, Valerie and I kept fooling around being really noisy. After a while I noticed that she hadn't talked to Ed at all and sort of wondered about that. She finally did start joking with him.
Towards the end she started feeling really tired and really didn't feel like dancing. I talked her into it and told her that she'd end up having lots of fun even though she didn't think so at the time. Sort of like how she had to convince me a little to come the first time. On the way home things sort of exploded. Ed was really pissed off that Valerie talked to me ninety percent of the time and him only ten. He said that it seemed like she was using him as an excuse to come over to see and go out with me. I just sat there with my head on my fist and let them argue it out. She tells him that he is not her boyfriend and she is damn well pleased to talk to whomever she wants. Everything ended up backfiring on Ed by the end of the evening though, but in a somewhat positive way. When we got there I got Kendra who was wearing a very nice blue dress and had her hair way up. The dress was scooped out way in the front and showed off everything perfectly. Later when we were dancing, I repeatedly saw her entire tits and she is gorgeous. As Valerie and I put it, she is stacked.
I let Valerie and Ed take off to TJ's while Kendra and I went with Jon and Karen in her Sunbird. Kendra turned out to be really talkative and we hit it off good from the start. She is much more enjoyable than the other Kendra and is someone that I would definitely like to go out with and see again. Ed and Valerie were in a better mood by the time we got to TJ's so we all worked our way in. There were a couple of police cars outside and I was worried about being able to get in but they never even looked at my ID and on top of that, the door girl stamped my hand with an over 21 stamp and I could have bought drinks if I wanted to. I didn't realize it until I was back home in the bathroom, though. Next time I'll look. Both Kendra and Valerie gave me their keys, ID's, and money for me to hold in my pockets for them. What happened to Ed? Valerie didn't even trust him with her stuff? We all worked our way over to the front left corner where we always dance and carved us out some room. There were an extraordinary amount of people dancing down to the ground right around us this time. Kendra later said that they embarrassed her so I asked her if she wouldn't have done it with me if I would have tried. She asked me what I was thinking and I said nothing as I looked down her dress. One couple was dry humping on the floor at our feet which was quite interesting.
They played Jon's and my favorite song, Sesame Street. I didn't even flirt very hard with any of the girls there either. I was far too absorbed into Kendra. At around 3:30, Jon and Karen got tired and went home. Half an hour later, we left and went to Perkins for a snack. Valerie and Kendra at first were going to sit together but I rearranged us so that she was sitting with me. Our waiter talked like a fag so I kept making rude comments about him behind his back. He was rude to Valerie so we all made a point to bitch at him. I ordered a chocolate Chipper or something like that. It was two giant chocolate chip cookies with ice cream, whipped cream, chips, chocolate syrup, and a cherry. Kendra then ordered the same. It was very filling and much better than eating at Skeeter's and just as cheap. I paid for both mine and Kendra's food but she later made me keep the two dollars in my pocket. The conversation kept turning to sex (thanks to me) and was rather fun. I was being really nice the entire time as well. She and Valerie were talking about their hair and Valerie said something about how hers looks like crap after all that dancing. Kendra then said something about hers and I told her how good it still looked. Her phone number is 371-2872.
Friday, September 4, 1992
September 4, 1992 - Friday - Kimmeth's letter
Oh, what hell! I caught my first cold in a long time last Sunday when I was sleeping on Valerie's floor. I've really felt like crap all week and am just now starting to feel really improved. Ed got sick at the same time and has had to suffer with me. He and Valerie both ended up going to the infirmary for Saldine prescriptions to stop their sinuses from running. They advised me to do the same but I don't take drugs if I don't have to. I only took one Nuprin the entire week. I've found that if you drink plenty of water it will help keep you from getting sick, and will keep the symptoms down when you do. At least I didn't lose my appetite with this cold, I really don't want to lose any weight. Valerie and I knew that Ed caught the cold when he was kissing her on Sunday, so we were teasing Ed by saying that I also caught the cold when she and I were making out. I told Ed that if the two of them were going to get committed then it was better that I make out with her know rather than later. He just grunted. She later was telling me that she still doesn't want to get into a relationship with Ed just to 'make out' and she is afraid that he does. She still isn't sure if she likes him that much. This is getting really deep and I'm glad that I am someone she trusts.
On Tuesday night Ed and I went to a piano and cello recital over in the University Auditorium. We were to meet up with Allison and her friends by 7:45 so we walked across campus over to Buckman Hall. After hearing how much Ed used to like this girl last year, and how jealous Valerie is of her, I expected her to be this really good looking, almost sorority like girl, who Ed had a crush on but who didn't really like him. I was thoroughly disappointed and commented to Ed that his taste has definitely improved. I later told Valerie when we were by ourselves that Ed's tastes are obviously much better this year. She asked me if I didn't like Allison and I told her that she is gross and i really don't see what Ed could have possibly seen in her. She was really happy to hear this and said that she was glad that somebody finally agreed with her. She said that I made her feel much better about it because I told her that she has nothing to be jealous about.
Of course I flirted with Allison, though. It's my nature. She has a very outgoing personality which is about her only attractive part. She's mostly German and fits the part, right down to the round glasses and short haircut. She had a pretty cute friend named Jeany who was in her room with her, and two other guys, Mike and Dave, also came along. A couple of other people were supposed to come, too, but they didn't show up on time so we left them. Allison and Jeany dressed up pretty scroungily and as we walked to the auditorium they were commenting on our clothes. I wore my Sea World dolphin shirt and my good cutoff jean shorts. Allison said something like, 'Dan looks good,' so I was happy. When we got to the auditorium, Kendra, of all people in a huge university, was handing out programs. We said hi. She looked completely different at such a normal hour, almost prudish. Valerie later told me why Kendra and her ex-boyfriend, Todd, broke up. She was in a car with this guy, Phil, on a weekend when Todd had gone back home. Phil was talking some philosophical bullshit about how people should always go after what they want and not be so passive. She then reached over and went straight for his dick. He quickly pushed her off and she complained that he just said that she should go for what she wanted. Of course, Phil was Todd's best friend and told him immediately so he and Kendra broke up. Ironically, Kendra would always talk about how she and Todd were going to get married and had already decided what to name their kids and so on. Funny. I also found out that she told Valerie that I seemed shy. Right, just because she can't keep a conversation going. I guess I'm more used to listening because most of the girl's I know just like to talk and talk and talk and talking seemed to be something Kendra couldn't handle. Maybe she has other talents with her mouth.
Anyway, we went in and sat down and then found out that the show wouldn't start for fifteen minutes so I decided to be forward and go outside and talk to Kendra. She still was annoyingly quiet. Valerie says that she is always that way and it is almost scary to me. We 'talked' for about ten minutes and I ended up asking her if I could call her sometime. She said that she didn't really want to get into a relationship right now because of Todd but I could still call. I then went back in. The concert was pretty good to start with but was extremely drawn out. The lighting wasn't that bright on stage so I was trying to flirt with the girl that turns the music pages. There was also a really cute girl sitting two seats down from me on the right. Music majors are required to attend these concerts and she obviously didn't want to be there because she was doing homework. I sat turned somewhat towards her and was enjoying the view. That made the concert bearable.
During the intermission Ed left for the bathroom so I started talking to Jeany. She turns out to be really interesting, and cute. She's from Tampa and went to King High School. She also tried to get a job at Busch Gardens at one time but didn't. She's a Junior and has a single dorm over in Broward. She also has a boyfriend as I later found out or I would have definitely asked her for her phone number. I should have anyway but I figured that I'll see her again.
After the concert had finished, there was a reception put on by the music sorority. I walked in with Jeany and Allison while the other guys and Ed trailed behind somewhere. We got our little platefuls of food and then sat down on a little bench made for three. Allison and I started playing around trying to squeeze in on each other so that the other wouldn't have much room to sit. She practically sat on my leg when she sat back down after getting seconds. She's a real flirt. We then accidentally caused Jeany to spill her little plate of carrots and celery so we apologized and stopped messing around so much. We kept talking though and were being rather loud. What was cool was the fact that the two guys that Allison brought along ended up being complete bystanders because I kept her attention so much. My main objective, however, was to have Kendra and her fat sister, Kim, to see me being very open and having lots of fun, and it pretty much worked. Afterwards, we said goodbye and Allison nudged me in the shoulder as we parted. I had a really good time.
I also saw Kendra again the next morning on her bicycle in front of Physics. We said hi. The one girl I don't particularly care to see seems to keep popping up everywhere now.
I've been trying my hardest to get on Melissa's really good side lately. She seems to be the reserved independent type that spends a lot of time by herself. Very much like Kim. We were supposed to memorize dialogues in German by Tuesday, so on Monday I asked her if she's like to get together so we can study. I told her she could help me, and she corrects me telling me that, no, I could help her. She asked me if I just want her room number or her telephone number. I told her that I had better get her telephone number so I could call her before coming over. She wrote down 334-8121 on the back of my folder and I told her I'd call around 5:30. When I tried to, it was the wrong number. I was pissed and upset. I didn't remember her last name either so I couldn't call information either. I didn't understand why she would wrong me like that when it was for something as beneficial as studying. It wasn't like she would never see me again either if she gave me the wrong number, she would have to see me in a class of only twenty people. I felt like shit the rest of the evening. The optimistic part hoped that she made a mistake and all would be better tomorrow, but with her, I didn't know.
I went to class early on Tuesday and she just happened to be sitting on one of the benches out in front of Little Hall where our class is. I went up and said hi. I then told her that she could have been a little more subtle about telling me she didn't want to study with me. I then told her that she had give me the wrong number. She said that she didn't, that it's 334-8212. I then showed her what she wrote and she felt stupid so I rubbed it in. I sat down with her and she told me that she waited around until about seven and then figured that I definitely wasn't going to call. I also found out that she lives by herself in her room in Yulee. Intriguing. I was sick the rest of the week though and we didn't really talk very much or do anything major.
Yesterday, Ed and I were supposed to go watch the frisbee game, ultima, with Allison but she couldn't make it. Instead we went out to the field behind the tennis courts and by Broward and Yulee Halls and played frisbee. We are both pretty good. I am rather accurate even at very far distances. I was even surprising myself. We have this little game we play called give-and-go which means we intentionally do a bad throw when a cute girl comes so that the frisbee lands very close to them. It's a cute little way to meet girls and getting the frisbee is a good excuse to go up and flirt. When I play, I usually run around barefoot which makes it easier for me to jump and get the really high ones. I was making some pretty impressive catches as well.
Afterwards, we went down to the Beaty library in the Commons to study for a little while. In the elevator, we saw this gorgeous girl who would drive any guy crazy no matter what she was wearing. But to top it all off, she had on a white stretch tank top and no bra. You could see her nipples perfectly, and she was generously endowed. It was amazing. Ed and I couldn't stop talking about her for fifteen minutes. At sometime after eleven, Chris and I went out to play tennis for a little while. I played without shoes and didn't do too well but it was a good practice. Valerie was there when we got back to the dorm so we all sat around and talked until well past two. Ed and I both had second period classes this morning. We talked about the possibility of taking a road trip up to Savannah via Jacksonville on Sunday. We had originally been talking about Atlanta but figured we'd save that for another weekend. We might not even go, though because Jon and his girlfriend don't know if they want to go now or not, and neither does Chris who is in Jacks with Des. And Ed might bring his dad up with him when he comes back from Sarasota tomorrow night. So many complications. Valerie and I really want to go, and I'm supposed to end up being set up with either one of Valerie's friends or one of Chris' in Jacks. Whatever. I truthfully want to go so I can tell Jana, Melissa, and Kimmeth about it and brag. I plan on having fun and taking lots of pictures though.
I got a call from home Wednesday night. Everything is fine except for the fact that my father got demoted from his manager position in Clearwater to an on-the-clock position at Countryside, which really sucks. I really didn't want to go home this weekend having that hanging over everybody's head. Oh well.
My good luck this week has seemed to come in spurts. On Tuesday after I was reassured about Melissa, I came home and had received my financial aid check for almost $540. That made me happy. I've had a pretty good day today as well. My cold is gone, thankfully. I went to a Physics Lab this morning to make up the one I missed on Tuesday. There was a girl sitting there that had come in and sat near me in Lecture earlier in the morning. A resident advisor that I know from Beaty, Eric, came in and when he saw me sat next to me. I hadn't seen him in a while and was just thinking about how sometimes you make friends with someone but then sort of drift apart and don't talk anymore. He's a really cool guy and I'm glad i've finally found someone to sit with in that huge class. Anyway, the girl's name that I sat next to is Farnaz. She's from Iran. Chris later told me that Iranian girls are really horny. We didn't talk to begin with but then I realized how stupid it was just sitting there so we started talking. She's really nice. She lives in New Port Richey and is a Junior. After we were dismissed I told her that I'll hopefully see her in class and then we parted. I also could have sworn that I saw Kendra in one of the other labs when class started.
About today's luck, my attitude suddenly shot sky high when I came upstairs and there was a letter from Kimmeth on the microwave. I was overwhelmed with happiness. I wasn't completely happy until I made sure that she wasn't telling me to fuck off or anything, but still. I am so glad that she wrote back so soon. Well, here goes...
Dear Perka-Dan,
Ugly, Ugly, cute, HIDEOUS, ugly.
To the BEST of my knowledge NO I am neither married or with child, in fact if you must know the closer I get to either the longer I'd like to put it off.
Busch Gardens? Well rainy but still raking in the dollars. The other day some couple was trying to leave their child in his stroller at the back brake while they went on the ride...They just couldn't understand why I wouldn't watch him. Shoulda asked for $10...$20 if he wakes up. Last weekend was the night function from hell...But after therapy it just seems like a bad dream. The French girl likes Mark, He doesn't like her...and everyone is talking about Me and him... or him and the new girl -(the blonde Laura). But Laura is separated and dating some puerto rican dude. I'm not sure you'd like her...she's so Silly. About Andrew...Miami is fucked, Fort Lauderdale is fine. I visited Miami before it got hit...I'm kinda bummed, I would have liked to have lived there. The weather here was kinda nice the day it cut across south Florida, so a friend from Marathon KEy and I spent the day out and about. We had a good time...I wonder if he still has a house. I don't know cause they won't have electricity or phones for another couple of weeks.
Bummin' Dude.
Oh well, I got the news today that I'll be layed off. Hm m m what now? Sucks now I'll have to get out there and make areal living and decide what to do with this thing I call my life. Hm m m. Well at least I finally have some $'s in the bank. Rent here is pretty cheap compared to Ft. Lauderdale so maybe I'll stay after I get a new job and car...or maybe not.
AH HA I KNEW IT your just settled in and already your out all the time!...better watch it! But I am glad to hear about the gym.
Well when I'm not at work I'm painting or thinking about working out...NAH. Painting going alright though. Hope they SELL SELL SELL. Maybe I'll be able to support myself on it one day. Otherwise I'm just NOT having enough fun lately...that is if you can ever have enough fun in the first place. Unfortunately this is about all I have to say for myself...I'll let you know if anything amazing happens to my lifestyle.
Later
{Peace}{Heart}{Smile}
Kimmeth
P.S. If you miss my hair here's
one of your very own. Take good care
of it. Perhaps I'll see it again one day.
That's funny. She taped a hair to the bottom of the page. i'll treasure it forever. I didn't realize what it was at first. I thought that one of my hairs had fallen on the page and I kept subconsciously trying to blow it off until I realized what she had done. She also writes really messy, just like a guy. But I'll take it...
On Tuesday night Ed and I went to a piano and cello recital over in the University Auditorium. We were to meet up with Allison and her friends by 7:45 so we walked across campus over to Buckman Hall. After hearing how much Ed used to like this girl last year, and how jealous Valerie is of her, I expected her to be this really good looking, almost sorority like girl, who Ed had a crush on but who didn't really like him. I was thoroughly disappointed and commented to Ed that his taste has definitely improved. I later told Valerie when we were by ourselves that Ed's tastes are obviously much better this year. She asked me if I didn't like Allison and I told her that she is gross and i really don't see what Ed could have possibly seen in her. She was really happy to hear this and said that she was glad that somebody finally agreed with her. She said that I made her feel much better about it because I told her that she has nothing to be jealous about.
Of course I flirted with Allison, though. It's my nature. She has a very outgoing personality which is about her only attractive part. She's mostly German and fits the part, right down to the round glasses and short haircut. She had a pretty cute friend named Jeany who was in her room with her, and two other guys, Mike and Dave, also came along. A couple of other people were supposed to come, too, but they didn't show up on time so we left them. Allison and Jeany dressed up pretty scroungily and as we walked to the auditorium they were commenting on our clothes. I wore my Sea World dolphin shirt and my good cutoff jean shorts. Allison said something like, 'Dan looks good,' so I was happy. When we got to the auditorium, Kendra, of all people in a huge university, was handing out programs. We said hi. She looked completely different at such a normal hour, almost prudish. Valerie later told me why Kendra and her ex-boyfriend, Todd, broke up. She was in a car with this guy, Phil, on a weekend when Todd had gone back home. Phil was talking some philosophical bullshit about how people should always go after what they want and not be so passive. She then reached over and went straight for his dick. He quickly pushed her off and she complained that he just said that she should go for what she wanted. Of course, Phil was Todd's best friend and told him immediately so he and Kendra broke up. Ironically, Kendra would always talk about how she and Todd were going to get married and had already decided what to name their kids and so on. Funny. I also found out that she told Valerie that I seemed shy. Right, just because she can't keep a conversation going. I guess I'm more used to listening because most of the girl's I know just like to talk and talk and talk and talking seemed to be something Kendra couldn't handle. Maybe she has other talents with her mouth.
Anyway, we went in and sat down and then found out that the show wouldn't start for fifteen minutes so I decided to be forward and go outside and talk to Kendra. She still was annoyingly quiet. Valerie says that she is always that way and it is almost scary to me. We 'talked' for about ten minutes and I ended up asking her if I could call her sometime. She said that she didn't really want to get into a relationship right now because of Todd but I could still call. I then went back in. The concert was pretty good to start with but was extremely drawn out. The lighting wasn't that bright on stage so I was trying to flirt with the girl that turns the music pages. There was also a really cute girl sitting two seats down from me on the right. Music majors are required to attend these concerts and she obviously didn't want to be there because she was doing homework. I sat turned somewhat towards her and was enjoying the view. That made the concert bearable.
During the intermission Ed left for the bathroom so I started talking to Jeany. She turns out to be really interesting, and cute. She's from Tampa and went to King High School. She also tried to get a job at Busch Gardens at one time but didn't. She's a Junior and has a single dorm over in Broward. She also has a boyfriend as I later found out or I would have definitely asked her for her phone number. I should have anyway but I figured that I'll see her again.
After the concert had finished, there was a reception put on by the music sorority. I walked in with Jeany and Allison while the other guys and Ed trailed behind somewhere. We got our little platefuls of food and then sat down on a little bench made for three. Allison and I started playing around trying to squeeze in on each other so that the other wouldn't have much room to sit. She practically sat on my leg when she sat back down after getting seconds. She's a real flirt. We then accidentally caused Jeany to spill her little plate of carrots and celery so we apologized and stopped messing around so much. We kept talking though and were being rather loud. What was cool was the fact that the two guys that Allison brought along ended up being complete bystanders because I kept her attention so much. My main objective, however, was to have Kendra and her fat sister, Kim, to see me being very open and having lots of fun, and it pretty much worked. Afterwards, we said goodbye and Allison nudged me in the shoulder as we parted. I had a really good time.
I also saw Kendra again the next morning on her bicycle in front of Physics. We said hi. The one girl I don't particularly care to see seems to keep popping up everywhere now.
I've been trying my hardest to get on Melissa's really good side lately. She seems to be the reserved independent type that spends a lot of time by herself. Very much like Kim. We were supposed to memorize dialogues in German by Tuesday, so on Monday I asked her if she's like to get together so we can study. I told her she could help me, and she corrects me telling me that, no, I could help her. She asked me if I just want her room number or her telephone number. I told her that I had better get her telephone number so I could call her before coming over. She wrote down 334-8121 on the back of my folder and I told her I'd call around 5:30. When I tried to, it was the wrong number. I was pissed and upset. I didn't remember her last name either so I couldn't call information either. I didn't understand why she would wrong me like that when it was for something as beneficial as studying. It wasn't like she would never see me again either if she gave me the wrong number, she would have to see me in a class of only twenty people. I felt like shit the rest of the evening. The optimistic part hoped that she made a mistake and all would be better tomorrow, but with her, I didn't know.
I went to class early on Tuesday and she just happened to be sitting on one of the benches out in front of Little Hall where our class is. I went up and said hi. I then told her that she could have been a little more subtle about telling me she didn't want to study with me. I then told her that she had give me the wrong number. She said that she didn't, that it's 334-8212. I then showed her what she wrote and she felt stupid so I rubbed it in. I sat down with her and she told me that she waited around until about seven and then figured that I definitely wasn't going to call. I also found out that she lives by herself in her room in Yulee. Intriguing. I was sick the rest of the week though and we didn't really talk very much or do anything major.
Yesterday, Ed and I were supposed to go watch the frisbee game, ultima, with Allison but she couldn't make it. Instead we went out to the field behind the tennis courts and by Broward and Yulee Halls and played frisbee. We are both pretty good. I am rather accurate even at very far distances. I was even surprising myself. We have this little game we play called give-and-go which means we intentionally do a bad throw when a cute girl comes so that the frisbee lands very close to them. It's a cute little way to meet girls and getting the frisbee is a good excuse to go up and flirt. When I play, I usually run around barefoot which makes it easier for me to jump and get the really high ones. I was making some pretty impressive catches as well.
Afterwards, we went down to the Beaty library in the Commons to study for a little while. In the elevator, we saw this gorgeous girl who would drive any guy crazy no matter what she was wearing. But to top it all off, she had on a white stretch tank top and no bra. You could see her nipples perfectly, and she was generously endowed. It was amazing. Ed and I couldn't stop talking about her for fifteen minutes. At sometime after eleven, Chris and I went out to play tennis for a little while. I played without shoes and didn't do too well but it was a good practice. Valerie was there when we got back to the dorm so we all sat around and talked until well past two. Ed and I both had second period classes this morning. We talked about the possibility of taking a road trip up to Savannah via Jacksonville on Sunday. We had originally been talking about Atlanta but figured we'd save that for another weekend. We might not even go, though because Jon and his girlfriend don't know if they want to go now or not, and neither does Chris who is in Jacks with Des. And Ed might bring his dad up with him when he comes back from Sarasota tomorrow night. So many complications. Valerie and I really want to go, and I'm supposed to end up being set up with either one of Valerie's friends or one of Chris' in Jacks. Whatever. I truthfully want to go so I can tell Jana, Melissa, and Kimmeth about it and brag. I plan on having fun and taking lots of pictures though.
I got a call from home Wednesday night. Everything is fine except for the fact that my father got demoted from his manager position in Clearwater to an on-the-clock position at Countryside, which really sucks. I really didn't want to go home this weekend having that hanging over everybody's head. Oh well.
My good luck this week has seemed to come in spurts. On Tuesday after I was reassured about Melissa, I came home and had received my financial aid check for almost $540. That made me happy. I've had a pretty good day today as well. My cold is gone, thankfully. I went to a Physics Lab this morning to make up the one I missed on Tuesday. There was a girl sitting there that had come in and sat near me in Lecture earlier in the morning. A resident advisor that I know from Beaty, Eric, came in and when he saw me sat next to me. I hadn't seen him in a while and was just thinking about how sometimes you make friends with someone but then sort of drift apart and don't talk anymore. He's a really cool guy and I'm glad i've finally found someone to sit with in that huge class. Anyway, the girl's name that I sat next to is Farnaz. She's from Iran. Chris later told me that Iranian girls are really horny. We didn't talk to begin with but then I realized how stupid it was just sitting there so we started talking. She's really nice. She lives in New Port Richey and is a Junior. After we were dismissed I told her that I'll hopefully see her in class and then we parted. I also could have sworn that I saw Kendra in one of the other labs when class started.
About today's luck, my attitude suddenly shot sky high when I came upstairs and there was a letter from Kimmeth on the microwave. I was overwhelmed with happiness. I wasn't completely happy until I made sure that she wasn't telling me to fuck off or anything, but still. I am so glad that she wrote back so soon. Well, here goes...
Dear Perka-Dan,
Ugly, Ugly, cute, HIDEOUS, ugly.
To the BEST of my knowledge NO I am neither married or with child, in fact if you must know the closer I get to either the longer I'd like to put it off.
Busch Gardens? Well rainy but still raking in the dollars. The other day some couple was trying to leave their child in his stroller at the back brake while they went on the ride...They just couldn't understand why I wouldn't watch him. Shoulda asked for $10...$20 if he wakes up. Last weekend was the night function from hell...But after therapy it just seems like a bad dream. The French girl likes Mark, He doesn't like her...and everyone is talking about Me and him... or him and the new girl -(the blonde Laura). But Laura is separated and dating some puerto rican dude. I'm not sure you'd like her...she's so Silly. About Andrew...Miami is fucked, Fort Lauderdale is fine. I visited Miami before it got hit...I'm kinda bummed, I would have liked to have lived there. The weather here was kinda nice the day it cut across south Florida, so a friend from Marathon KEy and I spent the day out and about. We had a good time...I wonder if he still has a house. I don't know cause they won't have electricity or phones for another couple of weeks.
Bummin' Dude.
Oh well, I got the news today that I'll be layed off. Hm m m what now? Sucks now I'll have to get out there and make areal living and decide what to do with this thing I call my life. Hm m m. Well at least I finally have some $'s in the bank. Rent here is pretty cheap compared to Ft. Lauderdale so maybe I'll stay after I get a new job and car...or maybe not.
AH HA I KNEW IT your just settled in and already your out all the time!...better watch it! But I am glad to hear about the gym.
Well when I'm not at work I'm painting or thinking about working out...NAH. Painting going alright though. Hope they SELL SELL SELL. Maybe I'll be able to support myself on it one day. Otherwise I'm just NOT having enough fun lately...that is if you can ever have enough fun in the first place. Unfortunately this is about all I have to say for myself...I'll let you know if anything amazing happens to my lifestyle.
Later
{Peace}{Heart}{Smile}
Kimmeth
P.S. If you miss my hair here's
one of your very own. Take good care
of it. Perhaps I'll see it again one day.
That's funny. She taped a hair to the bottom of the page. i'll treasure it forever. I didn't realize what it was at first. I thought that one of my hairs had fallen on the page and I kept subconsciously trying to blow it off until I realized what she had done. She also writes really messy, just like a guy. But I'll take it...