Wednesday, March 30, 1994

March 30, 1994 - Wednesday - CA$H!!!, Shari's letter

March 30, 1994 - Wednesday
Voules vous coucher avec moi se soir?

Are you sleeping with me tonight?

This beautiful little phrase suddenly appeared on the blackboard in Turlington Monday night by the cunning hand of Ashley herself. I of course didn't have a clue as to what it meant and answered yes!!! She laughed and said no and then told me what it means. I thought to myself that my answer was indeed right!

Previously we had been recalling the various ways to say fuck and we came up with one for French, German, and a Hungarian version al la Maryanne. The whole conversation accrued from our negotiations over our schedules for next semester and how we can arrange them to be as similar as possible.



CCCCCC AAAAAA SSSSSS HH HH !! !! !!
CC CC AA AA SS SS HH HH !! !! !!
CC CC AA AA SS SS HH HH !! !! !!
CC AA AA SS HH HH !! !! !!
CC AAAAAAAAAA SSSSS HHHHHHHHHH !! !! !!
CC AA AA SS HH HH !! !! !!
CC CC AA AA SS SS HH HH !! !! !!
CC CC AA AA SS SS HH HH !! !! !!
CCCCCC AA AA SSSSSS HH HH .. .. ..

FINALLY!!!!! Financial aid looks to finally come through!!!

Now to add confusion to such beautiful and estatic times:


Dan, {Sometime around March 1st}

Hey it's me!!!! I finally went and bought some paper and got a
chance to sit down peacefully and write you. It's Sunday night, very
cold and I am sitting in my room writing in candle light burning a
"HOOTER" with Christy. She came over earlier and now her car won't
start, the battery is dead. I have to get up early tomorrow to do
laundry. (ya right) It will get done when I decide to get up. So what
do ya wanna do when you come down for spring break??? Hopefully I'll
have a baithing suite and it's hot enough to go to the beach so you
can get a nice tan and go back to Gainesville looking all hot and
sexy. Wait a minute you are supposed to look all hot and sexy down
here when you're with me. What's up with that shit????!!!! I'll just
look at the picture of you laying in bed all cozzey. I love that
picture it's my favorite one. With a tan you look fine as hell, but
I'll stop so I don't build your ego to much. Christy is sitting here
beging me to go to the store with her. That would mean get out of my
warm spot on the cusion bed that I have, and get out of my warm bed
clothes and go outside out of my warm apt. into the cold and freeze.
I don't think so, you are askeing the wrong chick. That's what I told
her. To top it all off it's 3:20 AM in the morning and I am stoned
and tired. She is sitting here chain smoking saying "Shari put on a
jacket and jeans and go to the store." She says "I'll buy you
anything you want." Anyway I was gonna call you today but I woke up
about 11:00 AM and sat around wakeing up till about 1 PM then I
started cleaning, moping, painting, hanging shit, dishes, any other
constructive thing I could find to do. The only thing I didn't do and
I never do is clean my room. It will get done one day, I went to see
my mom yesterday and she gave me a bunch of shit for me and Cord so it is a total wreck. Hey you know what??? We were comeing down Bush where that Honor bank is and a bunch of cops were there. There was a car with everything open and they were takeing pictures of it. Then later on that night I got home I saw on the news that someone got robed and shot. They were DOA punk!!! Well I am really tired so let me go and give me a call as soon as you get into town. Maybe this spring break you'll get more that you bargain for!!!

Love SharI {heart}
P.S. Write back before you leave okay
Good night Honey {underlined}

Good bye Honey..........

Sunday, March 27, 1994

March 27, 1994 - Sunday - Aimee thanks for helping

Compliments abounded again today. I had gone shopping with Karen because Jon needed a few things and he was cooking so I showed her the way around town. We stopped in at the grocery store where I bought another chocolate cake and Oreo frosting, an awesome new flavor! Delisa and Aimee were just getting home when we got back and I called out telling them I bought frosting. They seemed happy because I had promised to make them a cake which Leigh Anne told them I would never do. Of course I will, I'm not like her. Aimee and Delisa then gave up chocolate for Lent so I decided to wait until Easter to make it.

They got into the elevator way ahead of us but held it for us anyway. That was really sweet and I told them so. They both, especially Aimee, complimented me on how dark I am getting and I beamed with pride. I then stopped by their room and talked with them for a little while. Leigh Anne had gone home for the weekend and they were so very happy. Aimee all of the sudden said that she thought I was supposed to be on Leigh Anne's side after I said I was glad that she is gone as well. I told her no, that I am definitely on their side and Aimee said that she was just joking and was saying what Leigh Anne would have said.

She then reminded me of that night when Leigh Anne called her into her room and started bitching at her. She said that she's been wanting to thank me for standing up for her because she gets nervous in those kinds of situations. She also said that she was telling her dad about what had happened and said how her really nice next door neighbor had stood up for her. I felt awesome!!! and told her that Leigh Anne was wrong to have started that in front of me and Aimee agreed that she just wanted to put on a show.

It just felt so awesome to be acknowledged for what I did because I totally did what I did for Aimee's benefit that night to save her from being embarrassed. I had always hoped that she realized what I did for her and to be thanked like that just boosted my happiness level way high.

Well, here's the story: I was over visiting Leigh Anne because she was in a real bad mood because she had failed her math test I think. I was lying on her bed next to her but nothing was or would have come out of it physically. Aimee came in the room to tell Leigh Anne that someone had called for her while she was on the phone. Leigh Anne then told Aimee to come in and started asking Aimee why she was being so mean and how she could turn on her like that never talk to her. Aimee tried to explain why but Leigh Anne just started bitching at her. Leigh Anne was completely out of line for what she was saying was completely wrong and a conversation that personal should never have been happening in front of me.

Aimee was at a loss of words but I could easily hear what she was trying to say because I have a damn good talent for being able to finish a person's sentence for them much better than they could have said it themselves. I think that in a normal conversation it lets the other person see that you really are paying attention to them. Anyway, Aimee was getting frustrated and I couldn't believe the bullshit Leigh Anne was saying to her, so I argued Aimee's case for her and went off on Leigh Anne, telling her how she has a completely wrong outlook towards how she treats her friends and asked her why she expects anyone to be nice to her when she has been a fucking bitch to them all year!!!

She was crying and bitching and me about how I should be on her side just because I am her "boyfriend." I told her that was bullshit and asked how I could possibly stand behind her when she was dead wrong. Aimee was in their the entire time for which I was glad. So where Leigh Anne had tried to embarrass Aimee, I turned everything around on her, and embarrassed the shit out of her. And she more than deserves it...

Saturday, March 26, 1994

March 26, 1994 - Saturday - Golden Key, NeRF room

So far three people have complimented me on how tan I am getting in the past twenty four hours!!! That's awesome. First it was Marty who arrived last night and then it was Karen who came later on. Our residence advisor, Nick, then commented on it as we were getting onto the elevator. Even better was when I saw Holly getting off of the elevator. Nothing better to cheer me up!, not that I'm down or anything.

I've just come back upstairs from over three hours out at the pool It was an awesome day and I roasted darker than ever. It's awesome. There were all kinds of cute girls out there that kept my attention as I lusted over them. And of course I had to go swimming in the pool to help my blonde highlights along and to keep myself from completely dehydrating. At least they have a water fountain out there and I keep myself full.

Ashley and I had made arrangements to go and study on Wednesday sometime earlier. I just remember that she had asked me and said that she would wait for me to get home from my inductions if I wanted her to. I said yes and she wanted a yes or no answer, and of course I said yes. I just liked the way she subtly demanded an answer out of me and actually got one.

I asked Leigh Anne to tag along to my Golden Key National Honor Society inductions at the University Centre Hotel. We ran into Sherry, the girl that drove us to Mardi Gras on the way to one of our classes and Leigh Anne mentioned that I was being inducted. She sounded all impressed and made a big deal out of it, congratulating me repeatedly. That was pretty cool. I think Leigh Anne was a bit surprised at the compliments and said that I am smarter than I look. Cool, I don't look like the fucking nerd genius that I am. Cool.

I told her she could come along at least to take pictures, to be my photographer and she didn't like that to much. I just wanted company and she was looking forward to making fun of everybody with me. We sat through the rather lame ceremony which was much less impressive than Phi Eta Sigma and that was only a freshman honor society. I was disappointed. At least we got to eat at the stale reception. Susanne Conefry is an officer in the club and we saw each other but never said hi. There were quite a few attractive girls there that I lusted over in front of Leigh Anne which was fun. And of course she was pissed as I ditched her to go study with Ashley, but I don't care.

Ashley was ready to go when I got home and we soon headed out. We were both extremely tired already and were a little more somber than usual but still got a good deal of talking in. We also have been saying how we need to make sure and get the same sections in our classes next semester because we probably will be in three of the same classes!!!!! That will be awesome!!! There's nobody I want more to work with than somebody as emotionally and physically attractive, and intelligent as Ashley to work alongside me.

That morning I had gone back to NeRF to sign up for my room and didn't wake up until eight thirty. I knew I should have gotten up at six again but I didn't really care that much. I figured my name penciled in would save me, or what if it didn't. I kind of wanted to be forced back into Beaty so I'd be close to Ashley. I was number 39 when I got there. I ran into Tom, this guy who lives across the hall from us in Beaty, and he was number one in line. By the way, Jon just told Karen that I write a journal and then st

arted spelling her last name. I joked that I'd tell everybody what a horrible drug addict she is. She frowned. I then changed it to this: Karen is the most wonderful person at USF and is a great influence on everybody at UF when she comes to visit. Jon laughed and said that one got a good response!

Anyway, I waited over an hour and flirted with some awesome girls in the process. It's cool that they will be living in the area, too. There are these two twins that live in Beaty now that I find intriguing. I found out their names are Joanne and Allison and they were born on April fool's day, 1974! That's pretty cool! Better yet, their room is in building five, room 203, and ours is supposed to be room 302 in the same building. Cool! Closeness! A girl was then allowed in front of me just to check on her name and found out she had been bumped and couldn't sign up with her roommate. She got hysterical and really pissed and called her friend and was bitching. That really sucks and made me nervous. To my great relief, my name was still there and I got my room quickly with no problems. They say that the girls' rooms fill up quicker anyway because more of them stay on campus than guys do.

On the walk over I walked through Turlington plaza. I had decided to walk this time to look at every girl I could along the way. I saw this gorgeous blonde sitting near a tree and I went out of my way to walk in front of her just to get a closer look. Suddenly she yelled out my name!!!!! and after overcoming the surprise, I realized it was Christina from my German class that I ran into as Adventure Island. We did some quick catching up before I took off but it was really cool to get a chance to talk to her again. She was the one who use to compliment my eyes all of the time...

On the way home I ran into Jenn and we talked for quite a while. She thinks it's so awesome that my roommates and I are living together again and we thought about what a rare chance it is for us all to get along as well as we have. That's when I realized how truly amazing and rare it is and think it will be cool to tell the story later in life. We've almost become our own little family of sorts. How could you not when you will have lived together for at least three years! Jenn told me that I need to hurry and call her so we can do something and I agreed.

I then came across Roswitha walking Ed's bicycle. The thing get's rather pissy if you don't take it on a walk every morning. J/K!!! She was taking it to the music building for Ed so I decided to walk her there. I told her about getting housing and everything and was glad to get to talk to her. I was at the pool later with Leigh Anne on Thursday afternoon and we had just gotten in the pool. Holly was there in her bikini and I was in love!!! Leigh Anne noticed that Roswitha was walking by so I called out her name and waved. I only expected a wave back, but she actually found the gate and came in and sat on the edge of the pool next to me. She had just gotten some pictures developed that she wanted to show me which was cool and I got to lead Leigh Anne into thinking that Roswitha really does go out of her way to talk to me. It's funny because Leigh Anne is starting to think I'm trying to steal Ed's girlfriend again!

Tuesday, March 22, 1994

March 22, 1994 - Tuesday - Roses for Ash's Birthday

March 22, 1994 - Tuesday
Today is Ashley Michelle Mansour's twentieth birthday!!! I did my best to make it as special as I could, being the wonderful person that I am. What was cool was that I was the very first person to wish her happy birthday since I alone was with her at midnight...

I wanted so very much to do something awesome for Ashley's birthday so after class on Monday I headed out to a florist down by Eckerd's at the corner of campus. I had spent a long time earlier going through every coupon book I could find trying to find a good deal on flowers and had come up with a good one. I first stopped in at Burger King on the way and had two Whoppers and a chocolate milkshake. It's so awesome that they're only 99› right now (this is for a price comparison in the future!). There's this African fellow whom I have dubbed Nigel (a nice African name!) who made my hamburgers and they were the best ones I have ever had up here. Good boy! This other big black guy just doesn't know the meaning of extra mayonnaise, but oh well.

I went to the florist where this nice younger guy helped me out and told me about all of the prices and arrangements they have. They also had this coupon where you can get a free rose per month with no purchase required. That's awesome!!! He gave me this little business card to use instead of the flimsy coupon and gave me a beautiful long stemmed magenta rose for this month. Once again I have found a free way to make a girl really happy! Talk about lucking out and taking advantage of opportunities. I'm so good at it! I then said I'd be back in the morning and parted. I picked up a card for her at Eckerds that said: "A Happy Birthday wish from the heart, because that's where all good wishes start!" It was a sophisticated trendy looking card that I really liked.

I didn't find anybody to give the rose to on the way home and I couldn't give it to Laura because that would just ruin the surprise of Ashley's flowers. I did like the look that some of the girls gave me once again as I walked along carrying a rose. I knocked on Leigh Anne's door and gave it to her. She was so surprised and happy beyond belief. Michelle saw me give it to her and thought it was the sweetest thing as well. I jokingly apologized to Michelle for Leigh Anne grabbing her rose from me and said I'll just have to get her another one sometime. That really cheered up Leigh Anne which were my only intentions but confused her a lot as well as to what my intentions really were. It's been fun. It's definitely not to get into her pants because I could do that anytime I wanted and she knows it.

I called home at about eight and after talking to my mom for half an hour, she asked me why I wasn't at the hospital. I had entirely forgotten which really sucked. I talked to father to begin with and he told me he replaced the voltage regulator and fixed my battery and my car is cranking beautifully with the cables plugged in!!! That's awesome!!! Ashley called me out of the blue and that was cool because I got to brag that she has been calling me. I called her back after I got off the phone with my parents and she wanted to know if I would like to go study with her. Of course my dear. It was funny because Chris had asked me earlier what I was going to do and I just said that I'd probably study with Ashley although I really didn't think I would. It was also cool because Leigh Anne had gone shopping with her friend Jason and I would get to brag that I studied with Ashley when I got back.

Cecil called before I went downstairs and I chatted with him for a little while about everything including Shar¡ whom he asked about. I then went to Ashley's room. Laura was gluing a mirror together and we were joking together and I was complimenting her. She then took me in her room and showed me what she had gotten for Ashley for her birthday. She also showed me that she was Alpha Chi's new pledge of the week which was cool. Ashley had to brag that she got a sign, too, but her's said Happy Birthday. I tried to steal back the blue giraffe but Laura wouldn't let me, unless I gave her the pig! It looks like it has sad eyes and she said that it's begging me to leave him with her. I said no, it's begging me to save him and we laughed.

Ashley and I then took off together to Turlington Hall to study. Once we had gotten there we really weren't in the mood to study, especially her, and we talked almost three quarters of the time we were there. She kept telling me to just tell her to shut up so I could study but I told her I was more than happy to listen to her stories and talk to her which was definitely true. She asked to borrow my calculator and asked if I had read her letter. I wondered what she was talking about and took it back from her. Apparently she really had written something that night she was playing with it when Laura was with us! And it was for me!!! I figured she had just written something like "Ashley loves Daniel!" or something similar, but my pessimism would soon be shattered.

I listed all of the variables in the calculator and quickly found what I was looking for when I spotted ASHLEY in the list. I loaded it and read this:


PROGRAM:ASHLEY
:Hi Dan
:WHATS UP
:THANKS For GOING
:TO THE CONCERT
:WITH ME and
:THANKS A BUNCH
:For BEING SUCH
:AN AWESOME FRIEND...
I MISS 2ND HOUR BIO
:WITH YOU HOPE WE
:CAN SUFFER AGAIN TOG
ETHER NEXT FALL...CAL
L ANYTIME IF YA
:NEED A FRIEND or
:SOMEONE TO TALK TO o
r JUST TO LISTEN THAN
KS For BEING THERE Fo
r ME and PUTTING UP W
ITH ME REMEMBER I WIL
L ALWAYS BE HERE For
YOU TOO.....
:LOVE ASHLEY.

WOW!!!!! I am still amazed at how much she typed in such a short amount of time and told her so. She says she has a calculator like mine and that makes sense. It just so sweet what she said and that she even said it at all. Wow.....

It was forty-five minutes after midnight when we were walking home and I wished her a happy birthday and gave her a hug. I was excited to be the first person to say happy birthday and the only person to be with her when her birthday rolled around. I was alone with Ashley when her birthday started... heh heh...

As I walked in the door the telephone rang. I picked it up fully expecting Karen for Jon since it was so late. Shar¡ said hello and I almost pissed on myself!!! I was in shock!!! She apparently had gotten my letter for she mentioned it but didn't bring anything up. We talked for half an hour until we didn't really have anything else to say. The coolest things were that she called on her own because I haven't even tried since spring break and that she was paying for it!!! She did talk a little more openly about Jeff and we seemed to be talking and trusting each other as friends which is a damn good start. I was really happy that she had called.

Leigh Anne called soon after that and I went over and visited for a while because I had planned on staying up all night. We laid in her bed and talked and she made numerous sexual advances and didn't understand why I didn't want any part of it. She even said once that I have no choice and she was going to take over and I wouldn't let her. I left at about three and came home. The funny thing was that somewhere during our conversation, she asked me when the last time I talked to Shar¡ was, and I told her that she had just called.

I then took it upon myself to be at the New Residence Facility dorms this morning at 5:30 to pick up a waiting number for getting housing so that Chris could come and get us a room for four when the sign up started at 9:30. I can't sign up until tomorrow so I felt it essential to be as close to the front as possible to get one of the few rooms entirely empty. And that was indeed the case when Chris went with my number four! later on. I went home and slept for a couple of hours and missed the first hour of medical history but made it to the second.

I then walked out to Eckerds and looked at the foil balloons which ended up being only two dollars there instead of three at the florist. That was cool. I then went and bought a dozen roses, six magenta and six light pink. They were very pretty and the guy that arranged them for me was the same guy that helped me yesterday. t was especially cool because I'm sure that a lot of people who say they will come back never do and I proved myself trustful. I then went back to Eckerds and had Bertha fill me up two different Happy Birthday balloons and then bag everything up for me. Bertha is this very nice black woman whom I always see there and is always very sweet. Chris remembers her because she always reads the cards you buy. She asked me if the balloons are for my girlfriend and when I said no she seemed surprised as she noticed that I had bought roses for just a friend. I thought it was funny but that did make me a little nervous when the time came to give them to her as to whether or not I had gone too far.

I then took the long route home through the sororities so that I could approach Beaty Towers from the side. I didn't want Leigh Anne to see me with the flowers from the front because she'd just start bitching and I didn't want any of Ashley's roommates to see them from the back. In the card I wrote "Lucky you that your birthday fell during a time when I am in a good mood where doing something nice for a friend as wonderful as you takes precedence over everything else. Love ya and Happy Birthday!!! - Dan." I also wrote that I hope this all makes up for me forgetting her parking decal! She thought that was really cute when she saw that.

I called her later and took everything down for her. I had the ribbons of the balloons wrapped around the base of the roses and it looked very nice. She seemed really happy and I think they were the first flowers she had gotten so far. She did say that Daniel had called real quick in the morning before her class. Of course she told me this on the phone before I came down. She just kept thanking me and hugging me and said once that she was going to cry. What made it worse was that her roommates were all there and I was embarrassed up the ass!!! She then thanked me some more. It was really cool how happy she seemed and it was well worth it.

Her roommates were heading out to the mall to get her something for her birthday and Jana asked her what she wanted, something tangible, food, music, or what? I suggested they get her a Joe Diffie CD and Jana told me that she already has one. Ashley, Laura and I all started laughing as I told Jana that "I" have one and Laura told her that she was just borrowing mine. It was funny. I left soon afterwards to head off to chemistry lab.

I was in such a good mood, I ended up having an awesome time in lab. Instead of partially working with this guy next to me, who is pretty smart and all right to talk to, we worked entirely together and kicked lab ten's ass in less than one lab period and finished lab eight. That was damn quick!!! and all we have to do now is two unknowns and our lab semester is over. There are still people on lab four!!! I also had a lot of interesting glances form the gorgeous girl with big tits. I see her as the Shar¡ who stayed in school and never got pregnant. I then noticed a glimpse of the tattoo on her left shoulder and melted!!! We flirted a little. One time she was standing in front of my lab table waiting for Greg, or teacher, to sign her book and she started straightening my supplies on my workspace with me standing right next to her. It was kind of funny and definitely cute. I want her!!!

Once again... Happy Birthday my friend...!!!!!

Sunday, March 20, 1994

March 20, 1994 - Sunday - Erasing my testicles!!!

I called Ashley earlier today around noon because she had at one time expressed an interest in going to the Harn museum with me for she too has a class project coming up. She said that the project has been moved forward quite a bit so she can't go yet so I told her that I just wanted to make sure that I didn't leave her if she still wanted to go. She thought it was sweet that I was thinking about her like that. She mentioned going to the copy center across the street from campus after church so I asked her if she'd do me a big favor and pick up my chemistry homework stuff. She said she would, and also would probably be calling me later tonight for help.

I had been chatting with Leigh Anne earlier because se had called after getting pissed that I never called her last night. She said that I should have been spending time with her instead of Ashley and that my timing really stinks. I told her I had spent most of the last week with her and if she's going to tell me when I can and can't see my friends, I'll have nothing to do with her, especially since we are not boyfriend and girlfriend like she keeps making up. I've accused her of continuously recreating that lie. Just because we've been nice to each other doesn't mean we're going out and I thought she understood that. That's why I've let her totally have control when we do have sex and repeatedly tell her we are not going out. She told me this morning that I have no right to do the physical stuff I have been doing if we aren't more than friends. I agree so I told her it has stopped.

After that call I accidentally dialed her number and asked for Ashley to my upmost horror. Actually I found it quite funny and later told her I was trying to find a ride for us to the Harn even though my full intentions were to go with Ashley alone. It turns out that she had just gotten one from Sam and I accused her just forgetting about me because she knew that I needed to go as well. I could have made her feel like shit about that one and she was starting to feel that way on her own without me having to rub it in. She has a severely wrong outlook on the way she treats her friends and I finally old her that the other night in front of Aimee and she was in hysterics.

I just think it would be really funny if Ashley and I would have run into Sam and Leigh Anne at the art exhibition. That would have been hilarious. She even had the audacity to say that even though I say she's a sweet innocent little Catholic girl, I'm probably fucking her and would go out with her in a heartbeat if Daniel dropped her. Of course I would. When we were arguing about what I wanted from her and about whether or not we should have had sex, I told her that I look for the possibility of a relationship in all of my friends at all times and that's what I was doing with her. She got pissed realizing that I just SAID that I would have sex with any of my female friends, which she also realized earlier that most of my friends are. She then asked if I wonder why she doesn't trust me when I'm with any of them. Of course I asked then asked her why she would be jealous, we're not dating or anything and the loop repeated...

I then let her know that I had to leave to start out on my bicycle all of the very long way to the museum. I took a towel and was all decked out to lay out in case I wanted to stop by a pool on the way. I ended up running into Publix and played two bowling lottery tickets for the first time just to see. I then headed to the museum and wrote up my reports on two pieces of art. I flirted hard with every cute girl I saw, too.

I loved the exhibit by Jerry Uelsmann and both Abby and Leigh Anne love him, too. In fact Abby brought his name up without me saying a word. He is a photographer for UF who brilliant superimposes various negatives over each other to make wild fantasy images. They are unbelievable and I love them all! They had a guide and I took a couple, one to give to Abby. I then ran into Sam and Leigh Anne on the way out and we said shallow hellos. She was almost treating me in the same manner I would treat her in the presence of a female friend of mind except she still acknowledged my presence somewhat whereas I usually completely forget about her. Sam looked at my tan and asked me where I got all of the sun from. That was cool.

Ed, Roswitha and I had some rather humorous conversations throughout the evening when they would come upstairs for a study break. She wants to see the Crying Game so I asked her when we are going to rent it and see it. She asked if I have any rope to tie Ed up with and then seriously said we need to do it soon. That was cool.

We also got into a conversation about vasectomies. The whole thing stemmed from a female sexuality show on the student channel that was very informative and Roswitha commented that it is sad that they won't show this on a public channel to teach the normal person contraception. Even I didn't know as much as I would have liked to think I did until recently when some misconceptions were cleared up through my experiences with Shar¡.

I have always wondered this about a vasectomy: sperm is produced continuously and is emitted regularly through nocturnal emissions. Once a man undergoes a vasectomy, his vas deferens are cut and tied. So then what happens to this produced sperm, do your testicles eventually explode or does it just fill up your abdomen and get reabsorbed as a protein? Roswitha and I then had a discussion about the anatomy and where exactly the semen lubricants get mixed with the sperm. Ed then finished brushing his teeth and joined the conversation. It took a drawing on the board to explain it to him but he soon agreed and wondered if point radiation was used to fry the testicles. I doubted it. I learned later that they are still needed for the production of male hormones and also that some although few vasectomies are effectively reversed.

Now that everyone's interest was aroused, I pulled out the human sexuality book that I got free at the book store when they started using a new edition. I was actually researching something!!! I soon discovered that the sperm disintegrates in the testicles and is absorbed by the blood stream. Cool, my testicles won't explode if I ever have a vasectomy!!! I also learned that the cut is made within the sac which was interesting because I always thought it was done somewhere in the abdomen since the little suckers run all of the way around the bladder. I guess I was also confusing it with a tubal ligation on a female. We also learned that a man still has ejaculate which is cool, it just doesn't contain any sperm.

At the end of our conversation, Roswitha went to the board and asked if she could erase my testicles!!! We started laughing and I told her that will make a good story for Chris: Roswitha asked if she could erase my testicles over the weekend! Baby.... PLEASE DO!!!!!

I cleaned my room after that and finally shaved sometime around midnight. The phone rang as I was finishing up and I figured it would be Karen since it was so late and Jon hadn't returned her call yet. But it was Ashley!!! She said that she has my homework and I can come pick it up whenever I'd like. I put on my light gray cotton Gator baseball boxers and a white Q105 tank top and headed down. The outfit was intended to, and did rather nicely, show off my gorgeous tan! I walked in the door and the first thing Laura said was about how dark I am getting even though she saw me the night before and I hadn't been in the sun since... but anyway. That was really cool. Jessica had gotten a slight tan and looked really nice because her light blue eyes really stood out. That made me realize that my eyes probably really stick out and that was confirmed the other night by Leigh Anne who said that show up more when I am tan. COOL!!! I can't wait for the summer at Busch!!!

Ashley hadn't really planed on using me but I asked and she found a questions he had earlier. It always takes me a little while to figure out the problem but once all of the concepts come flooding back into my head, I can help her very well. I reminded her once that I haven't even taken this class up here yet and she said that I still know it better than she does and then begged me to take the test for her. I helped her figure out all of the directions the forces and magnetic fields went and taught her how they can stick out of the page. We used pencils and our fingers as 3D models and she actually understood when I was done. I'm getting a lot better at tutoring. We started laughing at the strange contortions our fingers and pencils were in and I joked that they'll all be looking at her real funny if she's doing this during the test. She then asked if she can borrow my fingers during the exam. I then joked that I remember this from biology because our hands were so close and took hers in mine and we had sex right there in front of Laura and Jessica...

Saturday, March 19, 1994

March 19, 1994 - Saturday - Reggae kick in the head!

I went to Caribsa's Reggae Splash today at noon with Leigh Anne and Jon. I had gone last year via bicycle with Ed and it was a lot cooler actually having my own towel to sit on this year in a space right in the middle of the crowd. There ended up being all kinds of attractive women nearby including Heidi who I have dubbed a perfect ten, or the closest I have ever come to seeing one. The music was really cool and I ended up getting over three hours of hot sun which was great. Every once in a while I would walk over to the pool and go swimming for a few minutes to cool off. I was rather enjoying walking around almost naked with my awesome tan and see through bathing suit. (I wondered why that girl was looking at me like that!!!)




I glanced up and noticed Ashley arriving once the place was crowded and quickly laid down and closed my eyes. I wasn't in the mood for Leigh Anne's bullshit and Ashley was with a couple of her sisters and a guy. All of the sudden she kicked my head a lot harder than she had planned and I opened my eyes and said hello. They kept walking and all I remember were the two girls laughing at what she did. She came over with one of the girls later and talked to me and said she was really sorry for kicking me so hard and said her friends were laughing because they didn't know whether or not she knew who I was. It was funny. I was in her room a little while ago and and she hit my arm and I thanked her saying that new dent knocked the dent out of my head and we started laughing.

I just went down for a little while to help her with some physics and I actually taught her what she was confused with which is cool. I talked to Laura a bit and got to see all of the pictures from their spring break cruise to Mexico. A couple of the pictures were from today's reggae event and she had just gotten the roll developed!

Thursday, March 17, 1994

March 17, 1994 - Thursday - Spring break statistic!

Chris got a new very nice watch from Marty

Ed - What functions does it have...
Jon- Is it shock resistant, waterproof...
Roswitha - What special occasion was it...
Phil - Looks expensive...
Me - Must be nice.....

Chris told me how he had been doing a psychological experiment to see what everybody's individual responses would be and they all turned out to be so true to our personalities. As he told them to me, I wondered what I had said and figured mine wouldn't work but as soon as he reminded me what I had said, it was hilariously accurate and rather sad.

I've been laying out for two hours a day everyday and get complements everyday on how dark I am getting. I'm starting to look really good and I am really looking forward to the summer. Leigh Anne told me a little while ago that she really likes it when I wear blue shirts because they make my eyes really stand out. She then said that the blue green shirt that I wore today for St. Patrick's day made them more beautiful than she had ever seen before. That was cool. I've been having a renewed self confidence since spring break towards meeting new people. I have that look that I give the girls as I walk by and it amazes me how many will look back and smile or even say hi! It's funny when I am walking with Leigh Anne and a girl I have never seen before says hi to me. I love it.

Holly and HeidI were both laying out in the field today and I was in heaven. I had yet to see either one of them in a bikini and fell in love with both. Heidi has the most perfect body I have ever seen in my life!!! She has to be the closest to a perfect ten because her body is so amazing. She is broad which is really nice but she has very big breasts and a perfect, smaller butt. I had seen her clothed and was in love then, too, for she is very beautiful. Leigh Anne tells me she is the sweetest girl in the world. Wow!!! A personality, too!!! I WANT!!!!!

Leigh Anne and I went to fruit class today and learned all about strawberries which was really interesting. THey made us delicious strawberry tarts that we really enjoyed. We then walked to The Loop because they were having a holiday special where their three dollar individual pizzas were only a dollar. That was a cool chance to try their food and the only reason I knew was because of a small add in today's newspaper. It actually pays to read that thing thoroughly every once in a while.

I spent most of the night with her because she has failed her math class and her parents gave her hell. She then started confronting Aimee in front of me as to why they were avoiding her and was putting the blame on them. Aimee isn't that great at confrontations and Leigh Anne was feeding her so much bullshit that I finally just cut in and took over for her and criticized everything she has been doing wrong. It took care of the situation for now and she soon cheered up and we talked and actually had a real conversation for the first time all about the holocaust and how conditions are perfect for another in the future in the United States against blacks. No sex this time but I did make her orgasm for the second time in her life last night. Now that I know it just wasn't a one time stroke of luck and I have a pattern, I can exploit my talents elsewhere. Like I wouldn't have anyway!

Stacy also called tonight to ask me when my spring break is. He was upset when I said it was last week because now he's planning on a boring spring break because nobody will be in Tampa.

Now for my awesome spring break statistic. Shar¡ Monday night and somewhat on Thursday night, Abby Wednesday night, and Leigh Anne Sunday night. I seduced Leigh Anne when she got back up here because I wanted to be able to say that I made out with and felt the breasts of every girl I have ever had sex with in less than a week!!! That's an awesomely shallow statistic that can't be matched by many. I am so proud of myself and Chris agreed that it is a real ego boost.